Video: Urinal Elephants invade Japan

Uh oh. Best hide the nuts and urinal cakes 'cause a herd of baby blue elephants with little yellow hats are on the loose in Japan. Meet the Urinal Elephant, otherwise known as the Dasubee toilet scrubbing robot. Back 'er up to a ceramic throne of human effluence and watch big blue wipe down your man-stew with the lumbering grace of a robotic elephant. Video? You betcha, right after the break.

[absurdio Posted Apr 22nd 2008 7:21PM]

...japan is effing weird, man.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 8:32PM]

What they don't tell you is that there is a small mexican hiding inside that actually does the work.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 9:18PM]

thats gai

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 9:53PM]

They only way I see them needing this is if they start letting Americans into their country.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 10:38PM]

Why doesn't the urinal clean itself?

Come on, Japan.

[zenzsh Posted Apr 22nd 2008 11:11PM]

gotta love the POS's of the interwebs

[bigwhitebear18 Posted Apr 23rd 2008 12:35AM]

is it really that hard to put on gloves, squeeze a bottle of clorox cleanup, move a toilet brush around, and flush?

[Ghen Posted Apr 23rd 2008 9:32AM]

But then the robot elephant would be out of business and I for one DO NOT want a homeless robot elephant looking in my window as I sleep!

[Gad Get Posted Apr 23rd 2008 2:52AM]

???

Crack? Marijuana? What is it?

[Gad Get Posted Apr 23rd 2008 2:53AM]

Yes.

[Seoul Brother Posted Apr 23rd 2008 6:54AM]

1) After coming to terms with his addiction to Afghani Hash, Dumbo was content with his career in the Hospitality industry.

2) Would Larry Craig get turned on by this robot, and if so, would it be considered bestiality?

3) After cleaning out the urinals, does it crap out a fresh minty urinal cake?

4) If the robot was infected with a virus, would anything come out of it's snout?

5) Prior Urinal Cleaning Robotic designs including a fire breathing turtle, a wookiee, and a sumo wrestler didn't go over too well with test markets.

[Ghen Posted Apr 23rd 2008 9:35AM]

#3 definitely. Poop humor wins.

[Ghen Posted Apr 23rd 2008 9:31AM]

Why bother clicking, its either a pay site (with spyware) or a spyware site (with yet more spyware and maybe a virus)

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 23rd 2008 10:41AM]

I know I would be hiding my pee nuts if I were taking a piss and that thing lumbered onto the urinal next to me.

[SUBPLANAR Posted Apr 23rd 2008 5:47PM]

Anyone else notice that the trunk and eyes look like a big penis? yeah...

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 30th 2008 9:19PM]

Whenever I go to the lavvy next to an elephant, I feel.. ..inadequate, somehow.