Hello Kitty washing machine won't make your garb any cuter

Scary how long it's been since we've seen any new gadgetry with Her Cuteness splashed all over it, huh? Or maybe the sight of an actual Hello Kitty washing machine is what's really terrifying. Regardless, Sanrio is now marketing a washer sure to be purchased by only the hardest of hardcore fanatics, and while we've nary a clue what kind of features the unit actually possesses, we won't kid ourselves and suggest that it even matters.

[Mat @ Apr 23rd 2008 5:38AM]

At least it's a front loader! Gah - I hate Fisher Paykel and their bullshit hold over NZ with top loaders!

[Tom @ Apr 23rd 2008 6:29AM]

Well, I have a Fisher and Paykel front loader....

[blah @ Apr 23rd 2008 4:29PM]

hey the brand fisher and paykel is actually heard of outside nz
yay

[ugg.tryptophan @ Apr 23rd 2008 6:02AM]

see that cat-looking thing above the washer? thats satan.

[francisco @ Apr 23rd 2008 6:02AM]

well at least Gadgets Podcast will have a field day with this new gadget from hello Kitty

[Esat Dedezade @ Apr 23rd 2008 6:27AM]

She is so inherently evil, its scary.

Some one needs to assasinate that kitty....

....soon.

[Hraefn @ Apr 23rd 2008 8:39AM]

I'd be willing to do that for a few hundred bucks. But... can I use this gun to do it?

http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/17/hello-kitty-ar-15-assault-rifle-makes-you-wish-it-was-photoshopp/3

[anabouboula @ Apr 23rd 2008 6:38AM]

Take that Apple!

[swingin' dick hero @ Apr 23rd 2008 7:24AM]

I'm afraid my underwear will turn into panties ones this machine is done washing them.

[W1nn370µ |{0$£0w$|{1 @ Apr 23rd 2008 8:20AM]

omg protect me from what i want.

[Trae @ Apr 23rd 2008 8:18AM]

Isn't that Harold?? Where's Kumar?

[CUBSWILLWIN @ Apr 23rd 2008 4:19PM]

Kumar was too late. He got the job for the sweaty kitty suit...

[Raytaka1222 @ Apr 24th 2008 7:05PM]

First the AR-15 Hello Kitty edition now washers?! Whats next?! Hello Kitty engine parts?! Rev up to the guy cute and giggly! Whats after that?! Frickin Hello Kitty Laser Beams?!

[Backwards People @ Apr 23rd 2008 9:59AM]

I'm bored with Warcraft. I want me some Hello Kitty Island Adventures.

When is it coming?

[Vammo @ Apr 23rd 2008 11:45AM]

I felt bad...here I was storing my Hello Kitty clothes in HK furniture and coat hangers, wearing them, throwing them in my HK laundry hamper, but washing them in a plain vanilla washer...even pasting a bazillion HK stickers on it didn't fill the void this left.

Now if they would only come out with a HK dryer I could. complete. the cycle.

[PIlot101 @ Apr 23rd 2008 12:01PM]

man i wish they stop with turning every single appliance and electronics into hello kitty, its so gaudy and ugly. There also a lot better looking mascots to base it on. If they want something furry, they can try chewbacca at least it won't be half as freaky as hello kitties

[CUBSWILLWIN @ Apr 23rd 2008 4:22PM]

I really can't imagine a chewbacca washing machine. Everything would be hairy.

[Hello Kitty Junkie @ Apr 24th 2008 3:39AM]

that is super cute! i want one with a matching dryer. i wonder if it comes in pink? (=^-^=)

[Sirius @ Apr 24th 2008 4:57AM]

Who cares about that washer? I'd say the HK model to the right of it is scarier... come on.. compare the head-torso-legs proportions to the picture above the washing machine... that HK model looks... man-ish... *shivers*