Cooper's gilded Amber F1 PMP is too flashy for its own good

We'll spare you our feelings on just how cheesy this thing looks, as we're fairly certain you can judge that for yourself. Those with no shame and an unrequited love for all things gold, however, may actually find this one quite appealing. Cooper's Amber F1 purportedly features a 2.8-inch widescreen LCD, support for RMVB, AVI and FLV formats, a built-in equalizer, SRS WOW technology, a bundled case and an obligatory set of gilded earbuds to ensure public humiliation. A price or release date wasn't immediately apparent, but please don't say you're willing to dig around to find out. Please?

[Via PMPToday]

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 3:34PM]

only US$ 7,500 from livelikeatool.com ;-)

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 8:29PM]

That's odd... LiveLikeATool.com redirects to Apple.com



:D

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 3:39PM]

Just wait until the rappers be flossin' these. Then you'll eat your words!

[(Unverified) Posted May 6th 2008 10:21AM]

they would have flossed these if they where around in the 80's, it has to be platinum now lol

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 3:40PM]

True dat...

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 4:09PM]

At least it doesn't have any goddamn crystals on it. (...stupidest fashion ever...)

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 4:20PM]

Of course not. Crystals belong on your teef.

[telepheedian Posted May 5th 2008 4:21PM]

The feeling after reading this article:

The top

The pedal

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 4:22PM]

says the website who's coverage of the high def format war was always accompanied by the shittiest photoshops known to man.

[Deed Posted May 5th 2008 5:19PM]

Thank God I'm not the only person who thought that at the time.

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 4:46PM]

uh.. why's someone trying to watch half the picture of Dune on that thing? ;P

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 5:07PM]

because they can!

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 5:02PM]

Actually I don't think it looks that bad. The finish is not shiny, and the design on the back is nice. Reminds me of a cigarette case from the early 60's. Having said that, it's not for me - I'm a titanium kinda guy.

[(Unverified) Posted May 6th 2008 3:51AM]

I was thinking that as well, it reminds me of a Dunhill cigarette lighter. I kinda like it.

[TheJason Posted May 5th 2008 5:31PM]

Blingers rejoice - finally a PMP that you can floss!

For the rest of us - a PMP that we can really get a good laugh out of (but not as much as a laugh as the comb sticking out of the afro look that no doubtingly goes along with this PMP).

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 10:39PM]

i haven't checked out urban dictionary yet. you mean "floss" is slang now? fuck that. floss my bunghole.

[(Unverified) Posted May 5th 2008 11:30PM]

wow phanbouy, welcome to the 80's!