Emergency Party Button turns cribs to clubs in seconds flat

Not to be confused with the absolutely worthless (sorry, the truth hurts) Big Red Button of Doom, the Emergency Party Button has a very specific purpose. Designed to take a vanilla home from mundane to spectacular in just seconds, this connected trigger basically flips a boring crib into a bumpin' club whenever you see fit. Just to give you an idea of what goes down when you mash the button, you'll see hallway lights turn off, blinds close, a fog machine come alive, speakers crank up and loads of laser lights turn active. All told, the project cost the builder just north of $600, which seems like a real bargain given what you get. Jump on past the break to have a look on video.

[Via Hack N Mod]

[Joe @ May 8th 2008 11:05AM]

Cris Kattan: STOP IT!!!1

[ahdok @ May 8th 2008 11:20AM]

...I don't know... it looks shopped to me.

[Dave 8o) @ May 8th 2008 11:05AM]

Does the button contact the Emergency Friends Agency so that the party can have some guests too?

[Randy @ May 8th 2008 3:30PM]

That's a planned feature for v2.

[Technex @ May 8th 2008 11:07AM]

Lol, so awesome, so random :D.

[catachip @ May 8th 2008 11:07AM]

Does it automatically call a maid service to get that fake smoke out of all your furniture?

[webon @ May 8th 2008 11:49AM]

If they were French maids it would be cool

[initialxy @ May 8th 2008 11:07AM]

so.. how do you make it stop? or you just party on forever?

[initialxy @ May 8th 2008 11:09AM]

o no i should've watched the video til the end...

[Technex @ May 8th 2008 11:09AM]

If you actually watched the video you would have noticed that you just push the button again...

[Technex @ May 8th 2008 11:10AM]

Damnit, stupid noob got ahead of me within a few secs...

[Allan @ May 8th 2008 11:11AM]

If you watch the rest of the video... the party stops when you hit the button again.

[Technex @ May 8th 2008 5:19PM]

Why low rank me and not him, who made the fucking stupid post in the first place.

Yes, go ahead and low rank this post, retards.

[LiQuiD_FuSioN @ May 8th 2008 5:27PM]

That's because you fail.

[Technex @ May 8th 2008 5:31PM]

You fail.

[shortkid4169 @ May 8th 2008 6:09PM]

no u

[john @ May 8th 2008 11:07AM]

using the slang "vanilla" within 5 posts of each other = do not approve

[GreezyG @ May 8th 2008 11:10AM]

I heard rumors that their next product will be a "two-chicks-at-one-time-button" :D

[Frun @ May 8th 2008 11:14AM]

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" muahhahahah

[Eddy Alvarez @ May 8th 2008 11:18AM]

as long as there is no 2 girls one cup button, i like the idea lol

[NHAnimator @ May 8th 2008 11:14AM]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YhzvCyhkg8c

(sorry, just had to)

[webon @ May 8th 2008 11:48AM]

man now I will lose all morning on youtube, shame on you, people have to work you know


hillaious

[Allister @ May 8th 2008 11:14AM]

I'd hit that.

[Reader @ May 8th 2008 1:14PM]

Qwantzzzzzzz

[slurms mcKenzie @ May 8th 2008 11:16AM]

hahahahaha single coolest thing ever

[couchpundit @ May 8th 2008 11:19AM]

I am considering installing this in my condominium before I sell it. It would be the ultimate revenge against the geriatric mafia that runs the place.

I wonder if that button also summons the "Taste Police" to come taser you for playing that song?

[Deed @ May 8th 2008 5:16PM]

Fuck you that song is awesome.

[couchpundit @ May 8th 2008 10:25PM]

Dammit, grandma. I told you to quit posting here.

[anonymouspimp @ May 8th 2008 11:19AM]

haha that is pretty cool. Good idea to have the lock on there tho... people would be pressing that button all the time.

[Matt @ May 8th 2008 11:29AM]

ARGH!!!! http://www.jibjab.com/view/173707

[Turtle @ May 8th 2008 11:33AM]

"Push the button, Max!"

[Dean @ May 8th 2008 11:44AM]

Come on, this has been done before, and it's FAR better:
http://web.mit.edu/zacka/www/midas.html

[Reid @ May 8th 2008 1:20PM]

I came into this thread just to be "that guy" who labels it as old news. Even jacked the same Haddaway song! I'm hoping it's the same guys.

Couldn't find a date on the site you linked (I had only seen the videos before, not the full site), but it's at least 4 years old.

[Yourself @ May 8th 2008 4:21PM]

You couldn't find a date no matter where you looked, amirite?

[THJ @ May 8th 2008 11:46AM]

V2: Hot Chicks Room.

[Jeff @ May 8th 2008 11:52AM]

Why do I get the feeling this guy has never been to a party in his life?

Oh yeah, the lame cliched music, the distracting lighting effects (and lack of any real ambient light), the smoke machine. And what good is an "emergency" button if you need to turn a key before you press it? EMERGENCY PARTY, PEOPLE! NOW WHERE'S THAT DAMN KEY?

I know, I'm taking it all too seriously. But it would have been cooler/funnier if it was at least somewhat realistic.

[catachip @ May 8th 2008 12:02PM]

Spoil-sport ( -noun):

1) (Proper) A fictional mutant character in the Marvel Comics Universe.
2) (Informal) A person who spoils the enjoyment of other people.
3) Jeff

[Chris @ May 8th 2008 12:25PM]

The only positive thing from that post: "EMERGENCY PARTY, PEOPLE! NOW WHERE'S THAT DAMN KEY?" Otherwise I would have voted you down.

[haracas @ May 8th 2008 12:17PM]

Video removed.

[haracas @ May 8th 2008 12:18PM]

Nvm, seems to be up. Youtube has been slow for me today.

[LiqwidZero @ May 8th 2008 12:20PM]

Video there.

[chaos3346 @ May 8th 2008 12:34PM]

Hmmmm... A better emergency party would be if a keg came up out of the ground. That'd be far more useful.

[Andrew @ May 8th 2008 12:41PM]

I like the way you think, sir.

[Stem $ell @ May 8th 2008 12:47PM]

And yes, it plays Room...

[Jhongerkong @ May 8th 2008 8:57PM]

But will it blend...margaritas?

[absurdio @ May 8th 2008 12:51PM]

fucking awesome.

[nVening @ May 8th 2008 1:31PM]

i NEED that - some laser lights may suffice though...

[Jason @ May 8th 2008 2:34PM]

Something tells me that the guy who created this has never been laid.

[Tone @ May 8th 2008 3:10PM]

I'll take one but mine has to play Madonna's "Vogue".

[Roger @ May 8th 2008 3:11PM]

It's been done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsPQWz9CWuA

And their party has people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_kYaPZ6eds&feature=related