Aigo's Patriot MV5920 PMP: new visual shock, worth your small taste

Are you hoping to enter a "two-nuclear detonation true high-definition era" of PMP'ing? Do you desire "really high-definition video playback" which brings a "new visual shock?" Do you want a media player with "super hard drive recorders, easily direct D1 quality" which are "worth your small taste?" If you answered "yes" to those questions, you want the Aigo Patriot MV5920 Dual-Core MP5 player! The unit features video playback at 720p (though not 720p screen resolution), can handle MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, AVI, DivX, XviD, ASF, WMV9, RM, MP3, WMA, WAV, AC3, and OGG files, and features a hard drive as large as 160GB... but that's not what you're really after, is it? What you really want is "unlimited life," right? Well, my friend "the curtain has been opened, such as what you."

[Via PMP Today]

[Pablo @ May 9th 2008 3:20PM]

I believe I just wet myself

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[geekmorgan @ May 9th 2008 12:08PM]

That was hilarious, I hope you keep translating foreign press releases in this style.

[Jake @ May 9th 2008 12:12PM]

I wonder if they will be selling a dosimeter as an accessory.

[Low Ranked @ May 9th 2008 12:13PM]

Waste of money.

Its a DS without the other screen.

[computer.dude.28 @ May 9th 2008 12:18PM]

I didn't know a DS could play MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, AVI, DivX, XviD, ASF, WMV9, RM, MP3, WMA, WAV, AC3, and OGG files with a 160GB hard drive! But I don't think this has games either..

[Low Ranked @ May 9th 2008 12:19PM]

Well the DS most certainly does.

[Eli @ May 9th 2008 4:24PM]

But the DS isn't worth my small taste.

[computer.dude.28 @ May 9th 2008 12:14PM]

"Together, let us look forward to the arrival of this epoch-making products!"

[Will @ May 9th 2008 12:36PM]

How is it that that Engrish blurb actually makes me want to buy it?

[BrianB @ May 9th 2008 12:23PM]

It also has WiFi and mobile TV, didn't anybody get that? And what is the storage capacity of DS? Surely not 160GB?

[Low Ranked @ May 9th 2008 12:26PM]

Ooooo, you were so close!

[BrianB @ May 9th 2008 12:29PM]

And observe the shiny tile finish. Does iPod Touch shine like the classiest, most expensive toilet?

[frank @ May 9th 2008 1:12PM]

I want one or "All it's base now belong to me".

[Jeffhdz @ May 9th 2008 3:40PM]

Well, if you read the linked article, it was just a bad automatic translation by Google.

[ccox @ May 9th 2008 4:20PM]

But wait what new bedspread it uncovers?

[maff @ May 9th 2008 8:19PM]

can't wait to get MP5s beamed direct into my cerebellum!!!!!!11111:()!

[RichoVonBlack @ May 10th 2008 7:49AM]

Very much! thankyou purchase of A number one product! ,(im reading this off a usb 1 gig drive package from china, ahhhhhh international comunication ,ilove it,