TEO MP-301 brings Jesus and the MP3 together at long last

Good lord. No, really. Good lord. The TEO MP-301 MP3 player from IceTech USA crams 1GB of media storage into -- as you can see -- a very Jesus-friendly form factor. The $49 player features a built-in microphone with voice recorder, mirrored front panel, and even a little speaker. According to reviews, the player has some serious interface issues and a weak screen, but if crucifixion is your thing, you can't go wrong with this necklace cross-cum-MP3 player. Or is that the other way around? Is this an MP3 player that's also a cross? Anyway, there you have it: the cross-shaped MP3 player, indeed.

[Via Crave]

[Imran Posted May 10th 2008 5:03PM]

No.

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 4:52PM]

Ummm... de ja vu. You guys totally posted this before.

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 5:14PM]

I didn't know Christians used computers

[jackchance Posted May 10th 2008 6:10PM]

Let me know when they make a big gold star-of-david MP3 player

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 6:54PM]

Maybe it's a Justice tie-in?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_%28French_band%29

[HumongousBlunt Posted May 10th 2008 6:20PM]

If you bought two of these players, you'd end up being double-crossed by TEO.

Good for warding off music-loving vampires.

[Wiigee Posted May 10th 2008 6:27PM]

i want that to put death metal on, and maybe a audiobook by Richard Dawkins

[DustinM Posted May 10th 2008 6:38PM]

I guess why should the devil have all the good music .. players?

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 6:52PM]

WWJD??

[weirdo557 Posted May 10th 2008 7:15PM]

WTFWJD

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 7:44PM]

WW(ouldn't)JD?

[(Unverified) Posted May 13th 2008 4:41PM]

I do admit that us christians do make some products that just make me scratch my head and ask why.

Case and point:
I saw a jesus pinata at a church function one time. Little five year olds bludgoning the paper mache likeness of Jesus Christ had to be one of the weirder moments in my spiritual journey...
...why?

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 7:18PM]

I'm going to listen to nothing but JUSTICE on this.

[weirdo557 Posted May 10th 2008 7:38PM]

i guess id better get one so i have an excuse

[Ridgecity Posted May 10th 2008 8:47PM]

GREAT! Now I can carry my "The New Testament Audiobook, lecture by Christopher Walken" with me on my chest!

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 8:53PM]

First song I'd upload.....Jesus Built My Hotrod

[DTJ Posted May 10th 2008 9:25PM]

Can't wait for the Magen David version.

Nah, I can wait.

[(Unverified) Posted May 10th 2008 10:27PM]

"...bludgeon anyone who I see wearing this piece of crap."
"Christians... they never fail to come up with something stupid "
"Listening to Amy Grant is worse than burning in the fires of hell."
"I didn't know Christians used computers"

Why all the hate?

[Benson Posted May 10th 2008 11:02PM]

Well, WRT Amy Grant, de gustibus non est disputandum.
Can't call despising a particular artist the same sort of hate as the others, IMHO.

[Benson Posted May 10th 2008 11:05PM]

On second thought, the first one probably is also different.

It is undeniably fugly, and bludgeoning people possessed of no fashion sense is a time-honored tradition. Take his lunch money, too!

[(Unverified) Posted May 11th 2008 4:34PM]

@J
END YOUR LIFE

@Stiv
Ur a Sav

[astroste Posted May 11th 2008 1:21AM]

That is a disgusting design.

[(Unverified) Posted May 11th 2008 2:11AM]

I think this player is nothing new, see this
http://www.allpmp.com/gallery.php?id=81
Exactly like this one.

[Master of the Intangible Posted May 11th 2008 2:27AM]

I still say they should make hollow chocolate Jesuses (Jesii?) with cherry filling for Easter.

[(Unverified) Posted May 11th 2008 2:34AM]

Jesus’ playlist?

1. Fade to Black - Metallica

2. I’ll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy

3. Dead Man’s Curve - Jan and Dean

4. The End - Jim Morrison

5. Cats In the Cradle - Cat Stevens

and the only really good one I can think of,

6. Papa Can You Hear Me - Nelson Muntz (in the Simpson’s episode where he cries out to his dad who went missing after leaving the house to grab a pack of cigarettes)

Well, it’s funny cause it just is.

[SHFT Posted May 11th 2008 7:53AM]

Sorry but this is quite old new and with old I posten this on my blog like 1,5 yr ago, that aside it still is a stupid though funny thing :p

[(Unverified) Posted May 11th 2008 9:26AM]

Turn it upside down and it brings satan. It's a 2in1.

[(Unverified) Posted May 11th 2008 9:47AM]

question is can it fight vampires?

[(Unverified) Posted May 11th 2008 12:50PM]

So now you can listen to your stolen MP3's and pray to Jesus for forgiveness at the same time. ;)

[a dark day Posted May 11th 2008 1:07PM]

i am replacing my jesus chain with a diamond crusted version of this on a cord

[(Unverified) Posted May 11th 2008 4:51PM]

Nothing new...I have this for my 1st gen iPod shuffle.

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/10/24/ipod-shuffle-cross-c.html

[voodooroller Posted May 11th 2008 7:05PM]

It's Vampire-proof.

[bakedbeans6 Posted May 12th 2008 11:15AM]

Creed?

[(Unverified) Posted May 12th 2008 2:59PM]

I just threw up a little in my mouth...

[xxdesmus Posted May 12th 2008 6:31PM]

That's hilarious in a really pathetic kind of way. Anyone wearing or using that will so get beat up.

[(Unverified) Posted May 13th 2008 12:36AM]

bunch of people saying incredibly typical over-said non-funny things on both sides of the faux-debate here

[(Unverified) Posted May 13th 2008 9:53AM]

word!

[(Unverified) Posted May 16th 2008 11:14PM]

Being highly atheist I am against this mp3 player. I don't believe in god or jesus or any of that. In fact I think it is just stupidity. Keep in mind this is just what I think, if you feel differently fine, but leave me out of it. Exactly why this mp3 player should not be sold, by a store such as Best Buy carrying this item people may start to think that they are more 'god' friendly and there for only care about there religious customers. I don't think that is right. I think that peoples religions should be kept for there home and there church or 'holy' place. Oh and I know that I am going to be bombarded with replies saying how 'unholy' I am for not believing in god... well I would rather not be like a piece of swiss cheese.