An entire 1-2 thousand years of glorifying pain and suffering all wrapped up into a neat package and made into all sorts of things from building toppers to necklaces to MP3 players. Thanks Communist Jesus. Your followers wouldn't actually know what to do if you were still alive, so just stay dead on that cross and let them make money off you.
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paul301 @ May 10th 2008 3:59PM
Jesus-friendly? They hung him up on one of those.
King Kang @ May 10th 2008 4:07PM
Wouldn't Jesus prefer to be nailed to this tiny, shiny and smooth crucifix instead of the huge wooden cross, including splinters, he ended up with?
This thing is a lot Jesus-friendlier to carry up a mountain, to say the least.
egokick @ May 10th 2008 4:23PM
hahaha. Bill hicks ftw!
stefan @ May 10th 2008 4:28PM
wasn't Jesus tethered to the cross?
I believe historians are very certain about that. Romans didn't nail during that time. Anyway.... couldn't imagine playing Quake with a "Rope Gun".
scott @ May 10th 2008 5:10PM
it was normal in the times of crucifixion to be tethered, but in Jesus' case, he was nailed.
Nick M. @ May 10th 2008 6:06PM
well wasn't he special.
Aaron Wanker @ May 10th 2008 8:06PM
Well I'd say he was.
mymaclife @ May 11th 2008 3:34AM
When the battery dies do you have to wait 3 days before it comes back to life?
BigD145 @ May 11th 2008 4:57AM
An entire 1-2 thousand years of glorifying pain and suffering all wrapped up into a neat package and made into all sorts of things from building toppers to necklaces to MP3 players. Thanks Communist Jesus. Your followers wouldn't actually know what to do if you were still alive, so just stay dead on that cross and let them make money off you.