Electricity-powered Datastorm data transfer device is retrolutionary

Face it, that sneakernet setup of yours is way tired. What you need is a racist wireless data transfer device that fires 3.5-inch floppy disks at deadly velocity. Really, you've earned it. Video after the break.

[MEAT Posted May 12th 2008 10:27AM]

Normalize the audio!!!!

[OneLove Posted May 12th 2008 10:29AM]

Normalize the posting!!!!

[MEAT Posted May 12th 2008 10:35AM]

Oh, sorry. Here you go:

Can it play Doom?/
* lol i think u mean crysis
* shut up
* Man, I am so sick of people who respond to the first comment.
* You just did
These people have too much time on their hands.
* Shut up. no one made u watch it
* You shut up. no one made u stupid.
That was easily the worst five minutes of my entire life.
* your wife thinks differently
* lol try five seconds
* I'm serious...can it play Doom!?

[biggerx Posted May 12th 2008 10:45AM]

Pwnd!

[OneLove Posted May 12th 2008 11:26AM]

not you , miller

[HagbardCeline Posted May 12th 2008 11:29AM]

"This is my boomstick!" LOL, got to love the the Army of Darkness bit. That actually made me laugh because I love that movie.

I actually thought it was ok overall. Had they spent a little more time on the acting (especially the exchange between the 2 guys) it could have been MUCH better. Not that it couldn't be improved upon, but just imagine those lines and some guys from Saturday Night Live and I think it would be a pretty funny skit.

[cstray Posted May 12th 2008 5:43PM]

oh thank goodness...I almost thought none of the geeks here picked up on the Army of Darkness bit...that was probably the best part!

[Tom Stieger Posted May 12th 2008 11:39AM]

Does anyone know if this can send ZIP disks? :-)

[(Unverified) Posted May 12th 2008 11:48AM]

god that clip was just... terrible.
whats worse s how many people were involved with it.
awful.

please replace with clips of HUMAN TETRIS post haste
ahh human tetris... infinetely entertaining

[bhtooefr Posted May 12th 2008 12:57PM]

I can get the bandwidth up to 480 MiB/s...

(The Imation SuperDisk was available in a 240 MiB capacity in Asia and Australia.)

[(Unverified) Posted May 12th 2008 1:13PM]

I thought this was great. Really though, no one lieks serious technology reviews, only retards with a stick up their ass would hate this video.

[(Unverified) Posted May 12th 2008 2:34PM]

This reminds me of the lego cd thrower. That thing could really wing them.
http://www.philohome.com/hammerhead/hammerhead.htm

[jeffmd Posted May 12th 2008 2:40PM]

It seems armature video makers still dont know how to normalize their god damn audio tracks.

[Rick36 Posted May 12th 2008 2:48PM]

The Girl Scout was right: A round or two of double ought buck will settle most squabbles.

[SkonOfVulcan Posted May 12th 2008 3:52PM]

Darn strait!

[Xell Posted May 12th 2008 3:36PM]

pretty terrible :(

[Badtzmaru Posted May 12th 2008 3:44PM]

Hmm. who dat guy? he's kinda cute.

[(Unverified) Posted May 13th 2008 3:24AM]

I don't understand. Couldn't even hear what they're saying. I only hear something about data transfer.

[(Unverified) Posted May 12th 2008 7:10PM]

am i alone in this or is the audio really messed up?

[(Unverified) Posted May 12th 2008 8:29PM]

And did you see? They're Arrested Development fans. It was "directed" by Bob Loblaw.