Video: ASIMO burns as Yo-Yo Ma fiddles
Stand down oh gentle readers and defenders of the flesh, we're getting reports from Detroit that the baton wielding ASIMO did not direct the human race to its doom. Instead, Yo-Yo Ma is safe and the Detroit Symphony Orchestra concert went off without a hitch while netting the DSO a cool million for the musical education of Grosse Pointe's children. Of course, the Honda-built robot wasn't so lucky as he got "keyed" on his walk back through the parking lot. We kid, we kid.
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In the end part of the movie they look at him that he is a real human, man this is sick :P
Yeah, they said hello back to it when it played it's hello WAV file.
A million dollars? For Grosse Pointe? That's pocket change to the people who live there. It's one of the only towns in Michigan where you have to be a resident in order to even park your car within city limits! You've heard of being pulled over on a DWB (Driving While Black), right? Well, in Grosse Pointe you can get pulled over for a DWMC (Driving While Middle Class).
Seriously! If you try to walk on the sidewalks in Grosse Pointe and your net worth isn't at least a couple million, they'll run you out of town for disturbing the peace or reminding the muckity-mucks that poor people exist.
This is the kind of place where the people haven't seen their shoes in decades because they're unable to see that far down with their nose pointing so high in the air.
This is the kind of place where the police wear Prada.
This is a town in which the paperboy is driven around by a chauffeur.
I mean, when I say these people are rich, I mean they wouldn't be caught dead on a non-private plane. They wouldn't know what a cheeseburger is, even if they ever saw one. They think diamonds are "quaint" and gold is only suitable for automobile trim. They have immaculate lawns, but probably couldn't tell you what grass actually feels like. They build swimming pools for their dogs. They have servants for their servants!
They. Are. Rich!
That is an outlandish over-exaggeration
There are five Grosse Pointes, and not all of them are outlandishly wealthy old-money enclaves. I mean don't get me wrong, these people are not struggling to get by, but I used to live in Grosse Pointe Park and I'm not particularly wealthy. It was entirely for the easy commute into Detroit when I worked for EDS.
There is some truth to DWB, I've seen it more than a few times, but everything else you said is either a ridiculous exaggeration or a lie.
You don't have to be a resident to park in city limits. That doesn't even make sense.
The Prada and paperboy comments are obviously not true. I don't know if that's the case anywhere. I bet the cops in Monaco don't wear Prada.
The median income was about $70,000 last I checked, three years ago, so it's probably lower now. That's far, far, far away from private jets and diamonds. There are plenty of houses being foreclosed and businesses closing down, like everywhere else in the country. It's not a fantasy world where people ride on diamond encrusted segways around their 50,000 sq-ft mansions. That's not to say it isn't a nice community, with well to do people, but you're really exaggerating.
Of course the money wouldn't have been better spent in Detroit, but you really need to get a more realistic idea of what Grosse Pointe is.
Someone's been watching too much Weasel TV.
I never could get why there were 5 Grosse Pointes....though the one I've been in several times is a nice neighborhood.
ASIMO's head looks a bit like one of Daft Punk's helmets, I wonder if there's a connection that explains ASIMO's musical aspirations.
Yo' mama mama ain't the same thing as Yo-Yo Ma!
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I live in Detroit. Grosse Pointe Schools don't need any more money, but their Orchestras are of poor quality, so maybe this is for them.
Also, does that cellest look asian to you? That's Robert deMaine, not Yo-Yo Ma.
I can see this working.
That is a very expensive metronome.
nice! lol
There's a pretty good reason, I think, that he isnt on a podium like most conductors - he's unnecessary. Also, the intricacies of that piece are far from mind-blowing.
I currently live in Michigan, and was pissed off beyond hell when I heard that the money was going to Grosse Pointe.
For those who don't know, Grosse Pointe is probably one of the more richer communities in Michigan as a whole.
Their schools are nice, the area is clean, one of those typically nice suburbs.
Yeah, they get the money. What about Detroit themselves? Inkster is really bad, and in my school we're using sociology books from the 70s! Our Psychology books don't have covers anymore (Really, who needs the table of contents, and chapter 1? Most of our books aren't usable until around chapter 3).
I'm not even in Detroit, I'm in a farming community south. I can't imagine how bad the city is because no one lives there anymore.
Poor schools, our ability to manage money sucks.
The money should go to us up here in Michigan's Thumb. Our schools are hurting big time.
I love how all the orchestra players aren't even paying a bit of attention to this stupid robot. They're all just staring at their music sheets, and undoubtedly thinking, "Yeah, whatever. We're not taking directions on how to communicate with our instruments from an inanimate object."
Nice try, but it was lame.
they weren't even playing in time with the robot. the ending was not synchronized well
The inanimate object of which you speak was indeed quite animated.
When I said inanimate, I meant it as in "a non-living thing". A car can move, also, but it too, is an inanimate object.
Grant you Asimo can conduct an orchestra but dont think I will get one until it can do laundry, cook meals, wash dishes, mop floors, feed the baby, and take the dog for a walk.
I don't think this money is going to Grosse Pointe. I believe this donation is to the DSOs music program. The Grosse Pointe thing was probably just an attempt to be witty or based on false info. I'm not positive, but I've seen nothing that would back that claim up. So no gold plated instruments for the GP kiddies this year.
So he's just a big, fancy metronome?