Zvue Spirit: love it or leave it

If there's one thing that could put a stop to terrorism once and for all, it's this DAP. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of an anti-American jihadist like this hideous MP3 player loaded up with Deerhoof b-sides and the entire Duran Duran back-catalog. The next time you snake under barbed wire and behind enemy lines, let them know where you're coming from by flashing this baby before you unload round after round of righteousness. Sure, it's only got 1GB of storage, but it's not about how many tracks you've got -- it's about showing off your American spirit with this Chinese-made product.

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[Ryan Trevisol Posted May 19th 2008 6:42AM]

上帝保佑美国

[Spiritbeast Posted May 19th 2008 8:04AM]

You guys are hatin too much on Americans.

Now if you don't mind, I got a Big Mac to eat.
:)

[Galley Posted May 19th 2008 8:06AM]

Duran Duran is about as British as you can get. They should fill it with Cheap Trick.

[(Unverified) Posted May 19th 2008 8:11AM]

It only has a + Volume. Only pussies turn down the volume.

WARNING! thisplayeronlyplayssongsbythefoundingfathers,francisscottkey,dvda,lynyrdskynyrd,acdc,jimihendrix,andedwardstarr

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[(Unverified) Posted May 19th 2008 9:31AM]

so if you set this thing on fire.... is it considered a hate crime?

how exactly would one properly dispose of this?

[retro77 Posted May 19th 2008 9:55AM]

Good idea, poor execution. Patriotic good.

[bakertony Posted May 19th 2008 10:28AM]

Fu

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 23rd 2008 7:01PM]

You guys all hate to much.

I bought this as an impulse buy because I needed a new inexpensive mp3 player. If your a freedom-hating bastard like Toby or Substance above, then just do what I did: put on the white silicon case that comes with it. And besides, I like the feel of silicon on my fingers....