Brando offers world's smallest wireless mouse, "probably"

Brando has never been one to let facts or practicality get in the way of a new product offering, and it's staying true to form with its latest mouse, which it boldly proclaims is "probably the world's smallest 2.4GHz wireless mouse." Apart from that rather dubious claim to fame, the mouse looks to be a pretty standard optical number, with it boasting a switchable 400 / 800 / 1600 dpi, a promised 70 hours of continuous use on a charge, and a range of about 23 feet. If that sounds like it'll get the job done for ya, you can order one now in your choice of black or silver for $29.

[Russ @ May 22nd 2008 3:06PM]

and of course using that small of a mouse wouldn't be uncomfortable at all... good thing i have baby hands..

[SurKaz @ May 22nd 2008 3:56PM]

Sometimes, technology can get too small...

[Mr-Debator @ Jun 13th 2008 9:42AM]

Well, my fat hands would just swamp that tiny thing!

I can think who would really want one that small!

[Lars @ May 22nd 2008 6:53PM]

I have pretty large hands too, but I've found mice that size to be pretty comfortable. Just don't try to use it by resting the palm of your hand on top of it. It's more like just resting your hand on the desk than a regular mouse (which tend to keep your wrist bent upwards).

[schmitty338 @ May 22nd 2008 3:06PM]

Yeah, it may LOOK like the smallest in the world . . . in comparison to that guys sasquatch-like giganto-hands!

[Pochi @ May 22nd 2008 3:09PM]

That's actually an infant.

[Jack @ May 23rd 2008 10:54AM]

actually its a seies of carefully arranged carbon nanotubes that look like a hand

[Kaiser-Machead @ May 22nd 2008 3:14PM]

Dear Ergonomics,

Fuck you!

Sincerely,

Brando

[Brian @ May 22nd 2008 4:05PM]

LOL!!!

[Waseem Traish @ May 22nd 2008 4:53PM]

ROFL!

[Sam Zebian @ May 22nd 2008 3:19PM]

What's next, the Brando smallest mouse in the world with the smallest and most unusable scroll wheel ever?

[Drew @ May 22nd 2008 3:22PM]

With electrolytes?

[Xanatos451 @ May 22nd 2008 3:33PM]

Damn, I came in here just to say that myself!

It's got what computers crave!

http://www.brawndo.com/

[phanbouy @ May 22nd 2008 5:05PM]

Carl's Jr.

"Fuck you! I'm eating!"

[The Dude @ May 22nd 2008 6:22PM]

It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk, "Blah, blah, blah. You gotta believe me!" That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, "Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that." And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.

As for the mouse; don't worry, scro. It has plenty of electrolytes.

[BlowURmindBowel @ May 22nd 2008 3:42PM]

You still have to lug&plug a damn receiver...

Make these with BlueTooth you Jackasses!

[Najakwa @ May 22nd 2008 3:51PM]

they must have a really sharp target consumer focus on little people...and genius babies.

[initialxy @ May 22nd 2008 3:59PM]

i guess the question
Does it play Crysis, Doom (or any fps)
might not actually receive low rank this time

seriously, that's gonna be soooo hard to hold.

[CommanderKen @ May 22nd 2008 4:00PM]

holy batman, that's one ugly hand right there

[Keisha Kornbread @ May 22nd 2008 5:44PM]

Look at those fingers!!! They are long as HELL!!!

*gets moist*

[Lars @ May 22nd 2008 6:56PM]

That's hot, Keisha.

[sw @ May 22nd 2008 8:19PM]

'Batin...

[Adam @ May 22nd 2008 4:04PM]

Excellent size for kids' hands -- my seven year-old needs something correct for her hand size.

[Brian @ May 22nd 2008 4:06PM]

Those fingers are ginormous! I bet he could touch his brain through his nose...

[SFO Kevin @ May 22nd 2008 4:38PM]

Bet he's a hit with the ladies!

[Brian @ May 22nd 2008 4:45PM]

Ah, very true...

[josh @ May 22nd 2008 4:16PM]

BRAWNDO! IT'S WHAT COMPUTERS CRAVE!

[JP23 @ May 22nd 2008 9:40PM]

Go away! Batin

[Greg Mcp @ May 22nd 2008 5:36PM]

I'm sure there are scientists somewhere making teeny nano-mice out of 3 atoms.

[Mr-Debator @ May 22nd 2008 5:37PM]

Wow, umm next time a woman tells me size does not matter -

I will show her this!

[ugg.tryptophan @ May 22nd 2008 6:35PM]

finally, babies can play doom

[ugg.tryptophan @ May 22nd 2008 6:36PM]

bwoom, headshawt!

[Eddy Alvarez @ May 22nd 2008 7:54PM]

lololol you win!!! that was funny

but seriously; that guy looks like he has marfan's syndrome or something.

[SFO Kevin @ May 22nd 2008 7:16PM]

Subject: Don't be content with the size of your mouse...

[otokonoko @ May 22nd 2008 7:49PM]

Great size. Would be perfect for Stewie.

[Andrew @ May 22nd 2008 9:53PM]

I know this mouse is from "e-blue" that is a little asia brand.

[linuxamp @ May 23rd 2008 12:21AM]

I like small mice (mouses?). If you set your mouse speed to the max then you can move all over your screen with your fingers rather than using your whole arm. One might argue that such a high speed means less accuracy but your finger muscles are more accurate than your arm so it's not that bad.

[linuxamp @ May 23rd 2008 12:23AM]

Why would anyone want switchable DPI? Will lower DPI conserve battery power? I suppose if it refreshes less then it would but that's not really DPI, more like refresh rate.

[Michael Scrip @ May 23rd 2008 1:08AM]

Stop making mice smaller! If you're carrying a laptop bag, chances are you've got a 6 pound 15" laptop, power brick and other accessories. Tiny mice are not needed!

I want a normal sized mouse, but with a small receiver. I love the tiny receiver with the Logitech VX Nano... but I don't want a tiny mouse!

I've looked at Bluetooth mice, but they are all have only 3 buttons. I've gotta have 3 buttons plus the forward and back buttons. Full size please. Did I mention I hate tiny mice?

[DragonTamer @ May 23rd 2008 11:13AM]

What's next? World's smallest keyboard?

[tidx @ May 23rd 2008 5:53PM]

this one only weighs an ounce!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_mouse_lemur

[BlowURmindBowel @ May 22nd 2008 3:58PM]

And it's not a mouse...

"...and the smallest primate in the world..." -Wikipedia

FAIL!

[SurKaz @ May 22nd 2008 3:58PM]

Oh, that's perfect.. Try scrowling doen on that mouse..

[kahuna @ Jun 20th 2008 6:20AM]

yes, but can it be milked?

[Hans Otto Kroeger @ Jun 21st 2008 7:17PM]

A ordinary wireless mouse is not usefull to clean the desk from wires forest. A mouse who needs to be recharged all 4o 5 days is not a solution: is a new problem. And pay for it US$ 30 is absurd. Y am seeking for a wireless mouse with self-charging batteries (solar cells, and/or, using the movements maked with the mouse, or the skroll button): That's my idea from a usefull and inteligent innovation on a mouse.
For the same utility, y am seeking for monitors with: speakers; camera; mikrophon; USB plugs; audiphon plug; combo, etc. That, all conected with a single wire to the computar, YES whould be usefull to clean the desk.

Replies, please in germany, spanish or portuguese.