Caption contest: A taste of Robot love

Sweet isn't it? You can almost hear the pitter-pattering of Keepon's tiny servo heart as he gazes into HOAP-3's hungry, yet soulless eyes. Robots, it's what's for breakfast.

Thomas: "With your nose and my mouth, well, damnit.. you complete me."
Chris: "Don't let them call you a chicken... you fought like a champion out there. I didn't get to be Don King-bot by promoting losers."
Don: "Coming soon to theaters: Ratatouille 2: Electric Boogaloo"
Josh T: "I'm going to eat you... with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ththththththththththp!"
Paul: "No way, Britt Daniel said that to you? What a jerk. Him and Portland deserve each other."
Josh F: "Sweep the leg. No mercy."
Ryan: "The secret ingredient of this week's Really Iron Chef is..."

[Robie @ May 30th 2008 8:50PM]

Robie: "So uhh, you ever played cooking mama cook off?"

[maveric101 @ May 30th 2008 11:03PM]

so why aren't they selling Keepon's yet? I need one!

[T8trtot757 @ May 30th 2008 8:53PM]

Taylor: "Look I said I was sorry! I didn't know that was your sister!! You know fried&pouched is my weakness!"

[jerhurwitz @ May 30th 2008 8:57PM]

You look so cute i could just eat you all up.

[Perk @ May 30th 2008 9:03PM]

...and I for one, welcome our new peep eating robot overlords!

[nightstar @ May 30th 2008 9:06PM]

Forget the human. They would eat you up and discard you when done.

[Ray @ May 30th 2008 9:07PM]

Good to see you, I was just about to start dinner...........

[dpher @ May 30th 2008 9:09PM]

Trondle: "So tell me Sexbot 5000, can you taste roffies?"

[Nick Soapes @ May 30th 2008 9:11PM]

you must have quite a package to go along with that big, golden cup...may i see it?

[Nightstar @ May 30th 2008 9:20PM]

I won against all human chief in the world and all I got was this stupid fake cup a year old peep and light oil. LIGHT OIL!

[Reader @ May 30th 2008 9:21PM]

I think you guys already took the best one:

"Robots, it's what's for breakfast"

[Jlivengo @ May 30th 2008 9:29PM]

Damn it Pikachu, the special brownies were for after the competition.

[Red Alert @ May 30th 2008 9:29PM]

Peeps...I love peeps

[Richard Lai @ May 30th 2008 9:32PM]

"It's good to have flesh."

[Jherez @ May 30th 2008 9:32PM]

Hannibal Lecter reference ftw

[ddub @ May 30th 2008 9:32PM]

Don't listen to those other robots, you'll be a real chicken some day.

[Rocko @ May 30th 2008 9:32PM]

Robotouille

[Josef @ May 30th 2008 9:53PM]

Cook-o-tron 200, please pack your knives and leave.

[Fonger @ May 30th 2008 9:54PM]

With that hat, your head won't burn as you cook.
Now to round up the carrots and peas.

[Macha88 @ May 30th 2008 9:56PM]

"AHHH, BUUH EEP"
"ARE YOU FURBY V2?"
"I LIKE YOUR HAT"
"WHAT?"
"BINARY SOLO COMMENCE: 1101010101010101001010100101010100100001001010010010010100100101001101010010010010"

[Macha88 @ May 30th 2008 9:57PM]

"What you say?"
"Somebody set us up the cute"

[couchpundit @ May 30th 2008 10:00PM]

"So I told the genie, 'I wanna trophy chick and a toke.' I suppose I should have been more precise."

[g.ballew @ May 30th 2008 10:12PM]

Amazing! Simply Amazing!

[couchpundit @ May 30th 2008 10:24PM]

I've been wanting to play the "toque/toke" pun card for a long time. Now my life is complete...

[g.ballew @ May 30th 2008 10:37PM]

I wish my life could be complete, but you beat me to the punch.

Good show!

[ryan @ May 31st 2008 3:14AM]

wow...just wow..epic win!

[Orpheus @ May 31st 2008 7:42AM]

Brilliant. A little too brilliant. You somehow set up this picture and article just so you could make that comment...and one day I'll prove it!

[Stem $ell @ May 31st 2008 11:03AM]

Punishingly great--once fully 'groked'! (I'm actually a bit embarrassed that I didn't know the word 'toque', and having looked it up am more impressed... initially, I thought you were referring to those floppy white strip thingys in his right cland (claw-hand) as 'tokes'.... or, my god... maybe this is Engadget's first *triple*-entendre!)

[Brian @ May 30th 2008 10:04PM]

"I thought you were 18!"

[Stem $ell @ May 30th 2008 10:17PM]

Chef BoyaR-Dee2, calibratin' his latest alpha-release Chicken MacNuggets...

[Mudman @ May 30th 2008 10:22PM]

"Mein Teil "

[Sam @ May 30th 2008 11:12PM]

"It's not very good buddy." "I admit I added something to yours, perhaps it's clashing with the cumin. But I assure you, the next course is to die for."

[AWWang @ May 30th 2008 11:13PM]

Big robot: "Wow this robot that win the trophy is much cuter and realistic than I am"
Winner: "Thank you very much" *laughs* "I appreciate it"
Big robot: "No Problem anytime" *laughs* "Uhh... What is your name again?"
*Crowd Laughs and Big Robot get mad and get BSOD* LOL, :D!

[Chaj @ May 30th 2008 11:15PM]

Scene from 'Brokeback Junkyard': "I wish I knew how to quit you!"

[James B. @ May 30th 2008 11:17PM]

01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01000101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111

[andres @ May 31st 2008 1:49AM]

01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000001 01010010 01010100 01000001 00100001 00100001 00100001

[Ian @ May 31st 2008 4:24AM]

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01110101 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100111

[Yevon @ May 31st 2008 2:04PM]

2

(Yay quantum computing!)

[Macha88 @ May 31st 2008 3:08PM]

17 19 39 2 1010200201240 493 29.
ProcessorID:Lardge Hadron Collider Status:Overheated Solution:disable quantum hyperthreading...

[Macha88 @ May 31st 2008 3:08PM]

17 19 39 2 1010200201240 493 29.
ProcessorID:Lardge Hadron Collider Status:Overheated Solution:disable quantum hyperthreading...

[Chaker @ May 30th 2008 11:34PM]

Sweety, you and me are gonna make the baby!

[ExcavatE @ May 30th 2008 11:40PM]

Karate Kid reference ftw !!!!!!! LOL !!!!!

[gusbrown @ May 30th 2008 11:44PM]

"Chrip" "Hey - you got peanut butter on my chocolate!"

"Bleeurrp" "Bluurrp" "Well you got chocolate in my peanut butter"

[T0M @ May 30th 2008 11:50PM]

eat shit and die

[chris @ May 31st 2008 12:16AM]

Yes, little one, you did taw a puddy tat.

[Tom Guy @ May 31st 2008 12:31AM]

''Hey Baby, what do you say we go some place where we can be alone to see if our input/output devices are compatible?''

[TocaLaGuitara @ May 31st 2008 12:36AM]

No, I don't really have a stomach... but I'm still going to eat you.

[Haikibutsu @ May 31st 2008 12:57AM]

"Oh, So you don't want to be cooked?"

[thanox2 @ May 31st 2008 3:09AM]

Robot Chicken!

[Gregg @ May 31st 2008 3:22AM]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOMMMMMM