Caption contest: A taste of Robot love
By Thomas Ricker 
posted May 30th 2008 8:38PM
posted May 30th 2008 8:38PM
Thomas: "With your nose and my mouth, well, damnit.. you complete me."
Chris: "Don't let them call you a chicken... you fought like a champion out there. I didn't get to be Don King-bot by promoting losers."
Don: "Coming soon to theaters: Ratatouille 2: Electric Boogaloo"
Josh T: "I'm going to eat you... with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ththththththththththp!"
Paul: "No way, Britt Daniel said that to you? What a jerk. Him and Portland deserve each other."
Josh F: "Sweep the leg. No mercy."
Ryan: "The secret ingredient of this week's Really Iron Chef is..."
Robie: "So uhh, you ever played cooking mama cook off?"
so why aren't they selling Keepon's yet? I need one!
Taylor: "Look I said I was sorry! I didn't know that was your sister!! You know fried&pouched is my weakness!"
You look so cute i could just eat you all up.
...and I for one, welcome our new peep eating robot overlords!
Forget the human. They would eat you up and discard you when done.
Good to see you, I was just about to start dinner...........
Trondle: "So tell me Sexbot 5000, can you taste roffies?"
you must have quite a package to go along with that big, golden cup...may i see it?
Is that a screwdriver in you acess panel or are you just happy to see me?
I won against all human chief in the world and all I got was this stupid fake cup a year old peep and light oil. LIGHT OIL!
I think you guys already took the best one:
"Robots, it's what's for breakfast"
Peeps...I love peeps
Damn it Pikachu, the special brownies were for after the competition.
"It's good to have flesh."
Hannibal Lecter reference ftw
Don't listen to those other robots, you'll be a real chicken some day.
Robotouille
With that hat, your head won't burn as you cook.
Now to round up the carrots and peas.
Cook-o-tron 200, please pack your knives and leave.
"AHHH, BUUH EEP"
"ARE YOU FURBY V2?"
"I LIKE YOUR HAT"
"WHAT?"
"BINARY SOLO COMMENCE: 1101010101010101001010100101010100100001001010010010010100100101001101010010010010"
"What you say?"
"Somebody set us up the cute"
Now I wanna be yr Aibo.
"So I told the genie, 'I wanna trophy chick and a toke.' I suppose I should have been more precise."
Amazing! Simply Amazing!
I've been wanting to play the "toque/toke" pun card for a long time. Now my life is complete...
I wish my life could be complete, but you beat me to the punch.
Good show!
wow...just wow..epic win!
Brilliant. A little too brilliant. You somehow set up this picture and article just so you could make that comment...and one day I'll prove it!
Punishingly great--once fully 'groked'! (I'm actually a bit embarrassed that I didn't know the word 'toque', and having looked it up am more impressed... initially, I thought you were referring to those floppy white strip thingys in his right cland (claw-hand) as 'tokes'.... or, my god... maybe this is Engadget's first *triple*-entendre!)
"I thought you were 18!"
Chef BoyaR-Dee2, calibratin' his latest alpha-release Chicken MacNuggets...
"Mein Teil "
its ok, i love you even if youre windows based..
Big robot: "Wow this robot that win the trophy is much cuter and realistic than I am"
Winner: "Thank you very much" *laughs* "I appreciate it"
Big robot: "No Problem anytime" *laughs* "Uhh... What is your name again?"
*Crowd Laughs and Big Robot get mad and get BSOD* LOL, :D!
"It's not very good buddy." "I admit I added something to yours, perhaps it's clashing with the cumin. But I assure you, the next course is to die for."
Scene from 'Brokeback Junkyard': "I wish I knew how to quit you!"
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(Yay quantum computing!)
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ProcessorID:Lardge Hadron Collider Status:Overheated Solution:disable quantum hyperthreading...
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ProcessorID:Lardge Hadron Collider Status:Overheated Solution:disable quantum hyperthreading...
Sweety, you and me are gonna make the baby!
Karate Kid reference ftw !!!!!!! LOL !!!!!
"Chrip" "Hey - you got peanut butter on my chocolate!"
"Bleeurrp" "Bluurrp" "Well you got chocolate in my peanut butter"
eat shit and die
Yes, little one, you did taw a puddy tat.
''Hey Baby, what do you say we go some place where we can be alone to see if our input/output devices are compatible?''
No, I don't really have a stomach... but I'm still going to eat you.