This ad is nothing but Super Turbo Mega Fail....Ultimate Edition.
These games are for the biggest geeks on the planet. Jesus Christ if you wanna play guitar just pick up a guitar and take some lesson...you wont be getting any chicks by showing your mad skillz on some stupid plastic guitar controller in your living room. When will people stop buying this garbage and simply go out and learn to play an instrument. At least that would get these nerds away from the TV set and possibly into a girls pants.
Forrest...so you fail to see the correlation between playing too many video games, staying indoors 24/7, or playing wow every day of your life with not being able to land a girlfriend, wife or even friend with benefits? You fail to see how being anti social, weak and out of shape from being a couch potato and lack of exercise would have a big effect on ones ability to attract someone of the opposite sex? So wait hold on...what your telling me is your confused by the fact that putting video games first in your life and staring into a television set all day might make it difficult for a person to meet a women who has any interest in them? Oh yea forrest you obviously must have it all figured out. Keep on playing Guitar Hero and live the dream buddy....live the dream.
Clearly, anyone who plays videogames at all plays them 24/7 and never leaves the house. Anyone who plays Madden should instead learn to play real football and join the NFL, and anyone who plays CoD should buck up and join the special forces. Maybe then they could get laid. Losers.
If I had a dollar for every time some arrogant ass told people to quit playing Guitar Hero and learn to play "real guitar" instead, I'd be rich.
Guitar Hero doesn't have anything to do with learning to play guitar. It has to do with KEEPING SCORE. It is just a game...a music-related game where you KEEP SCORE. That's it!!
And yes, I do play guitar (and bass, and keys, and saxophone). Guitar Hero is fun because I get to KEEP SCORE and COMPETE, not because it teaches me to play guitar.
I play WoW every day. I'm not weak, and I'm not terribly out of shape. In fact, I met my current girlfriend (who is fit, attractive, and intelligent) while playing WoW.
I had a friend in college who was attractive, intelligent, and athletic - he did not play video games. Yet somehow he still couldn't find a girlfriend. So he decided to take up the guitar to get an 'edge'. You know what? It still didn't work, mostly because he was kind of a douche bag (a concept you appear to be familiar with).
Being athletic and playing an instrument has no correlation between finding a partner and having sex with said partner. It often helps if you're not a titanic asshole (yet another concept you appear to be familiar with).
Hey Johnzilla....so what your saying is a lot of people told you to stop being a complete loser and playing with a plastic toy guitar and instead go out and learn to play a real one.....hmmm interesting.
I take it you've never played Rock Band or Guitar Hero around women. Generally speaking, girls love the game and will be asking you if they can come over to play it. Contrary to your statement, its not really at all for geeks that just sit alone in their house. They are party games that are much more social.
Or maybe I should just get rid of those games and tell those same people that they should instead learn to play a real instrument and that they can't come over until they can jam.
Ryan, you just don't try hard enough to take the piss out of Guitar Hero players - what you need to do is BUY the game, go online, and personally insult people in the middle of a song while they're playing on expert and you're having trouble with medium. That way, you can kill three birds with one stone - you get your pisstaking fix, you put them off in the middle of their song so you can laugh at them even more, AND you prove how much of a douche you really are. I've had that happen so many times to me before, so I guess you're just behind on the competition.
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This ad is nothing but Super Turbo Mega Fail....Ultimate Edition.
These games are for the biggest geeks on the planet. Jesus Christ if you wanna play guitar just pick up a guitar and take some lesson...you wont be getting any chicks by showing your mad skillz on some stupid plastic guitar controller in your living room. When will people stop buying this garbage and simply go out and learn to play an instrument. At least that would get these nerds away from the TV set and possibly into a girls pants.
I spend plenty of time playing video games and yet I still get into a girls pants. I fail to see your correlation.
Forrest...so you fail to see the correlation between playing too many video games, staying indoors 24/7, or playing wow every day of your life with not being able to land a girlfriend, wife or even friend with benefits? You fail to see how being anti social, weak and out of shape from being a couch potato and lack of exercise would have a big effect on ones ability to attract someone of the opposite sex? So wait hold on...what your telling me is your confused by the fact that putting video games first in your life and staring into a television set all day might make it difficult for a person to meet a women who has any interest in them? Oh yea forrest you obviously must have it all figured out. Keep on playing Guitar Hero and live the dream buddy....live the dream.
Clearly, anyone who plays videogames at all plays them 24/7 and never leaves the house. Anyone who plays Madden should instead learn to play real football and join the NFL, and anyone who plays CoD should buck up and join the special forces. Maybe then they could get laid. Losers.
If I had a dollar for every time some arrogant ass told people to quit playing Guitar Hero and learn to play "real guitar" instead, I'd be rich.
Guitar Hero doesn't have anything to do with learning to play guitar. It has to do with KEEPING SCORE. It is just a game...a music-related game where you KEEP SCORE. That's it!!
And yes, I do play guitar (and bass, and keys, and saxophone). Guitar Hero is fun because I get to KEEP SCORE and COMPETE, not because it teaches me to play guitar.
I play WoW every day. I'm not weak, and I'm not terribly out of shape. In fact, I met my current girlfriend (who is fit, attractive, and intelligent) while playing WoW.
I had a friend in college who was attractive, intelligent, and athletic - he did not play video games. Yet somehow he still couldn't find a girlfriend. So he decided to take up the guitar to get an 'edge'. You know what? It still didn't work, mostly because he was kind of a douche bag (a concept you appear to be familiar with).
Being athletic and playing an instrument has no correlation between finding a partner and having sex with said partner. It often helps if you're not a titanic asshole (yet another concept you appear to be familiar with).
Hey Johnzilla....so what your saying is a lot of people told you to stop being a complete loser and playing with a plastic toy guitar and instead go out and learn to play a real one.....hmmm interesting.
XKCD has a comic for you:
http://xkcd.com/359/
I take it you've never played Rock Band or Guitar Hero around women. Generally speaking, girls love the game and will be asking you if they can come over to play it. Contrary to your statement, its not really at all for geeks that just sit alone in their house. They are party games that are much more social.
Or maybe I should just get rid of those games and tell those same people that they should instead learn to play a real instrument and that they can't come over until they can jam.
ha ha, that xkcd comic is awesome. ryan is the fun police.
Last new years I was at a house party in Vegas and met a group of girls while playing rock band.
Last weekend a couple of those girls flew out to stay at my place. Needless to say it was alot of fun.
Don't take the Lords's name in vain ryan.
Ryan, you just don't try hard enough to take the piss out of Guitar Hero players - what you need to do is BUY the game, go online, and personally insult people in the middle of a song while they're playing on expert and you're having trouble with medium. That way, you can kill three birds with one stone - you get your pisstaking fix, you put them off in the middle of their song so you can laugh at them even more, AND you prove how much of a douche you really are. I've had that happen so many times to me before, so I guess you're just behind on the competition.