The firebreathing wheelchair is the best worst idea on four wheels this year
By Paul Miller 
posted Jun 1st 2008 12:09PM
posted Jun 1st 2008 12:09PM
[Via AutoblogGreen]
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Nice! I'll have to build one for my grandma's mobility scooter.
In a couple of weeks, everyone will have one of these. Keep her on the cutting edge and get her one with a flame-throwing shark with frikin' lazers.
good for killing zombie strippers
Now all the paraplegic people who were teased and bullied in school can exact their revenge on those son of a bitch bastards and crisperize bullies. Does it have GPS?
Mmm, smores on wheels. Does it pack smore supplies somewhare? that would be totally awesome, smores whenever you wanted.
That... is epic.
It begs the question: how exactly does one get one's hands on a flamethrower? I ask merely out of curiosity. And out of a desire for a flamethrower.
... I too would like a flamethrower ...
On another note, this looks like something John Rambo would use if he wasn't able to walk..
Get off my flaming lawn.
Anyone else find it hilarious that this is from AutoblogGreen? I guess it is electric...
I got get one of these, going to the mall just got a lot easier
I can already imagine the headlines... Paraplegic severely burned due to going 20 mph and accidentally turning on the flame thrower and the wind blowing it back at him.
give it crocodile trim, raze some villages
TROGDOR!!
burningating the countryside, burninating the peasants! burninating all the peoples, in their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!!!!!!
And as I read this story, I'm sitting here in a Trogdor t-shirt (complete with Majesty!)...how sweet is life sometimes, you know?
It's a sign. First the Trogstrom cometh: http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/fanstuff_pic.jpg?_as_of=02008-05-22t201753
and now this.
behold, the coming of the reign of the Burninator.
Wow, ban this troll.
If this was solar powered it would seriously be teh shit
mm for total solar powerage you would require an electric flamethrower..
maybe a mixture of cattle prods & tasers could substitute?
the perfect vehicle for any self respecting liberal!
To move it around and to provide a spark for igniting the fuel. But electrocution by a wheelchair would be serious pwnge
Man if thats not a cigar in his mouth he really needs to get one
he should buy some of my hilarious cigars..
Trust me, they're dynamite!
"Trust me, they're dynamite!"
Literally? :O
well that would be my joke yes..
Sounds like you got that one out of "5,000 Wacky Jokes" by Tom 'the hack' Hackney.
He could call it, "Beelze-BobCat"...
If you check the site, it has a name:
"Lord Humongous"
LOL... any vehicle that is a "Lord" is all business.
Seek help,
really
for the sake of all of us, please seek help immediately.
I think you have to be on some kind of drugs to come up with this idea.
"Hey man, you know what would be, like, totally awesome?"
"Naw, tell me man"
"Like...what if i took my grandma's wheel chair and like...put a flamethrower on it?"
"Dude...that...would be awesome."
........ you got it, verbatim...
EPIC FAIL!
I'm not handicaped, I'm handi-capable damn it! Any arguement?
It's argument you dumbass!
not only were you not first i cant even understand what you are trying to say. that my friend is not what the internet is for.
o and i saw you mom on the street last night, my god i wouldn't pay her to do it with my worst enemy. that is something no one should have to deal with.
o yea and you fail
Oh man, I think it's time to friggn upgrade my wheelchair, and burnanate fools without prejudice.
can it play doom? or should i say can you play doom?
Why do I want to see this on Battlebots?
YOU ARE THE CANCER!
and you use n00b too much, go back to middle school kid
-1 to Engadgetluvsappl for ruining the chain of consecutive Highest Ranked posts.
Oh, and I'll sic my grandma on you too.
"You kids get off my lawn! Whooosh...."
TOTAL RECALL!!
I think... if it wasn't in there it shoulda been.
Then it just gets ridiculous. The following week she'll want a big red button hooked up to.. The Bomb.
And now for my shameless plug, yes, its The Bomb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lon9d2h-DB8&fmt=18
Prototype of the firebat :P
Need a light?
Cool... looks like something Ghenghiz Cohen (aka Cohen the Barbarian) and the Silver Horde would love to use...
That's hawt
((FOOOOMF!! )) "GET OF MY LAWN"
10,000 points for using a Trogdor reference in your article.
Yall biscuitheads
lol this is sick!!