Leave it to the TSA to come up with new ways to check out what you're
packing. In this case, those body-scanning machines we've known about for some time are being installed in 10 airports. They are already being used in Los Angeles, Baltimore, Denver, Albuquerque, and New York's JFK. Later this month, the TSA will add the bum-looking devices to major airports in Dallas, Detroit, Las Vegas, and Miami. By bouncing millimeter waves off passengers, the scanners produce a black-and-white image that's detailed enough to see the sweat on someone's back (among other things). The program is aimed at detecting objects such as plastic and ceramic weapons that aren't normally picked up by traditional methods. The technology does have a couple drawbacks, however: it can't see through plastic or rubber materials that resemble skin. Keep that in mind the next time you wear vinyl pants on your next trip to Mars, kids.
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posted June 6th 2008 4:55PM
Is that a golden shower ?
I don't even want to speculate what's going on there.
At least she's giving some sort of hand signal warning. "stay back!"
Looks like I'm going to be wearing all-rubber from now on.
this picture nearly turned me gay
Americans are so obese now, I don't think I'd wanna be able to see through their clothes. Not even in the interest of National Security.
this picture nearly turned me urophilic
Can't wait for the "throughskirt" sites to appear.
cool, it is in 3d
And can see through your pants...
Do they sell Vinyl undies?
Oh, naive young kids.
Just google "rubber fetish underwear" and you'll do fine.
Personally, I'm looking forward to attaching some extra rubber as I pass through JFK next week.
"Sir, you're going to need to submit to a search."
"Why, because my penis hangs below my knees? Jealous, much?"
Stuff the knife in the infants diapers!
Yes, they do make 3D in 3D now.
Warning! Harmful gas emissions detected!
Get your ass to Mars.
Get your ass to Mars.
Get your ass to Mars.
Get your ass to Mars.
Get your ass to Mars.
/end Arnold
In case anyone needs a crash course in "Get your ass to Mars":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wgzpfHVgIc
are those nipples I see!? Yeah, I don't want some fat slob lookin at my wife's chest. No can do.
But I love your wife's nipples!!!!
@alexander,
Thats called the frightenned timid fool attitude. Its not right to do any of this.
Yeah. If you were secure, you'd let GW, Cheney and Uncle Sam gangbang your wife. You must hate freedom, ethan.
Better to have them see them than feel on them. Seems like a reasonable alternative if you ask me..
what about the gay, fat slob checking out your junk?
@ Alexander ...
I read that as "T&A Security check"
Alexander, Why don't we just let the government install security cameras in all our rooms in all our houses, even in the toilet. Have every word we speak, even while sleeping, be heard by the government. Everything we think about, they know. Wouldn't that be good because then the guy behind you would have been caught long before. Ever heard of Ben Franklin? He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.
WTF? Is that a tail?
I think the answer to what was going on there is too disturbing for our minds
Damn, bitch has a weak bladder.
I dont want someone looking at my junk. Way too invasive!!!
I don't want them giving my junk cancer. Not until the second date, at least.
Any particular reason for the bathroom incident in this photo?
You'd pee in your pants too if the TSA said "HANDS UP! WE'RE GOING TO SEE THROUGH YOUR KNICKERS!"
Yes it is what the camera can see of the dress.
i think john is implying that you wear knickers
It's interesting that they've blurred out the cranial region. Is it possible to reconstruct the face based on what muscle and bone structure shows up in these images?
Hasn't El Al not had a hijacking/terrorist incident since the 70's all without using multi-million dollar equipment like this?
I want answers dammit!
In short, no, that is not likely or possible. The blurring is done by a piece of software that is part of the system and placed against the raw image. And since the images are not stored in memory, the likelihood of anything being 'recreated' is non-existent. As someone who has seed the unfiltered image, I have to say that you would not recognize the individual that was scanned even if you did see them, which you never would due to protocol restrictions. IMHO, this is FAR less invasive than a physical pat down not to mention faster and more discreet.
There was one successful hijacking of an El Al aircraft in 1968. Several attempts were later made in the 70s, but none were successful.
Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
i just took a flight out of BWI yesterday and i'm nearly positive i saw a sign advertising this while going through security.
Wow, did you think of that all by yourself?
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
And I was about to write 'at least they've made it as un-sexy and sterile as possible.'
Nothing would finish that off better than a big "oh yeah".
OH YEAH
Giggity.
Truly invading a person's privacy. It seems like movies such as Gattaca and Minority Report are becoming more real everyday. Watch out! Someday you may not even be able to go to the bathroom without the government's approval.
You won't need the government approval.
But..
They will know who you are, when you went, and have a full drug / DNA test given every time you go.
What do you mean "someday"? I take it you were never in the military...
don't forget 1984 (the book not movie). Its so scary what they can get away with. Doesnt matter to me much as i dont fly anyway, way too bad for the environment. but still, this is down right wrong. thank you George Bush! and all who support him.
A couple of thoughts:
For some reason the scene from Spinal Tap comes to mind... where Derek Smalls has the zucchini (or large cucumber?) wrapped in foil stuck in his drawers.
Apparently it can also detect the presence of tails.
This is... Hawt?
FURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
though i think that problem might be solved with saran wrap.