Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways

Look, protecting the world from the terror of Jihadists is serious business -- which is why we're not sure that rolling up on a Segway is the best way to get the Axis of Evil to drop its weapon / bomb / fanatic mindset... still, Jackie Chan will be psyched. Our suggestion? the electric unicycle.

Josh T: "Stop! Step out of the vehicle and agree to be my friend."
Don: "Don't make me lean forward and come over there."
Chris: "Do it... do it now! Get to the human transportah!"
Josh F: "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!"
Ryan: "Watch yourself, Frank, we're dealing with professionals. They've got a... car."
Darren: "So, um, is it safe to back away from this vehicle?"
Richard: "Yes, this would be more intimidating from a Humvee, but y'know, gas prices these days..."
Nilay: "Put the Roomba down!"
Thomas: "Quit calling me Ginger, I'm a day walker!"

[Thanks, Mike]

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 10:41AM]

Todays modern ninja

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 11:07AM]

This a doctored pic? If not ...

"Put down your Chopsticks and come Peacefuly!!! I don want to have to...wait I need to charge my battery...dont move!"

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 1:02PM]

"control! We have the last SUV at gun-point, Please advise!!

[Derbeste Posted Jul 2nd 2008 12:32PM]

Welcome to the segway unit. Here are the two most important pieces protection. Your gun....and your mask.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 12:37PM]

HALT....or I'll scoot!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 12:21AM]

"A ninja only needs 1" of metal tubing as protection. The car just happened to be there."

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 1:13PM]

BUDGET FAIL

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 1:35PM]

Headquarters! This is foxtrot two! The terrorists are fleeing in a Zipcar at 22MPH-send the in the armored Smart Fourtwo...STAT!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 7:05PM]

new Segway Chinese S.W.A.T. picture on "SEGWAY in PARIS" webblog
http://www.segway-in-paris.com/article-20933029.html

[Motoken Posted Jul 3rd 2008 5:45PM]

lol imagen the recoil from that sniper rifle.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 2nd 2008 7:41PM]

Swat Guy 1"You sure this is gonna work?"
Swat Guy 2 "Of Course, just a few more minutes and he will be laughing so hard we can overpower him!"

[Garst Posted Jul 2nd 2008 9:18PM]

I hope I don't fall on my ass again when I back-up to make my get-a-way.

[revolution789 Posted Jul 2nd 2008 11:10PM]

"....And just like that the criminals got away at normal walking speed"

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 1:44PM]

When the chief saw Segway Weapons And Tactics team show up, he knew all he could do is roll with it

[squished18 Posted Jul 3rd 2008 5:00PM]

Unit 888 was in hot pursuit, until the perps ran up some stairs.

[Motoken Posted Jul 3rd 2008 5:42PM]

where right behind him..
oh shit he went up a curb...
oh no i cant stop the segway, i'm going to hit the curb!!!
snake?!snake?!! SNAAAAAKE!!!
man down! MAN DOWN!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 6:59PM]

MECHANIC!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 8:10PM]

You know Jackie Chan does actually have a segway... I have always thought the US SWAT is the most up-to-date crime busting forces...
It must be so difficult to squat like that...

"Look ma, no hands!"
"Dis kar has 4 wheels. Mine got 2."

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 8:10PM]

You know Jackie Chan does actually have a segway... I have always thought the US SWAT is the most up-to-date crime busting forces...
It must be so difficult to squat like that...

"Look ma, no hands!"
"Dis kar has 4 wheels. Mine got 2."

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 8:14PM]

You know Jackie Chan does actually have a segway... I have always thought the US SWAT is the most up-to-date crime busting forces...
It must be so difficult to squat like that...

"Look ma, no hands!"
"Dis kar has 4 wheels. Mine got 2."

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 10:10PM]

SegWay Assault Team(S.W.A.T.)

[XGM Posted Jul 3rd 2008 11:00PM]

As we see here, the new "Fat Policeman edition" Segway was going trough beta testing at that moment

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 11:14PM]

hey world , ur money to help our earthquack is all here,do u know now?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 11:16PM]

Look, you need to come down to the station. Now get up on my shoulders and help me balance this damn thing out. Now lean forward... Wait, go left. No, your other left.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 3rd 2008 11:20PM]

"Hey look at me no hands"

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 4th 2008 1:31AM]

China-Taking Airsoft to the Next Level

[ImSteevin Posted Jul 4th 2008 12:32PM]

HOVVVVVVERRRROOOUNNNNNDDD

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 5th 2008 3:17AM]

Mummy, why do the greenpolice wear black uniforms and do those guns fire leadfree bullets?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 5th 2008 5:07PM]

Hundreds of chinese policeman now endangered of being robbed...

Subtitle: Ebay sales of Segway have jumped

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 5th 2008 5:35PM]

All your base are belong to us!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 5th 2008 8:59PM]

Al Gore's Team Earthsafe close in on a herd of global warming autos.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 6th 2008 10:29AM]

Do you feel lucky, punk?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 6th 2008 9:25AM]

I cannot believe this isn't from Apple!

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 12th 2008 12:32PM]

I hope Dunkin Donuts has parking for us.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 12th 2008 12:32PM]

I hope Dunkin Donuts has parking for us.