Palm-sized lab could detect food-borne diseases
By Darren Murph 
posted Jul 2nd 2008 10:23AM
posted Jul 2nd 2008 10:23AM
There are literally entire stores devoted to devices that detect drink spiking (okay, maybe not stores), but what about those of us concerned over food-borne pathogens? A crew of European researchers are addressing said worries by "creating one of only two prototype systems in the world that prepare samples and perform DNA tests on bacteria in a portable, easy-to-use and cost-effective chip." Essentially, the EU-funded OptoLabCard project is aiming to concoct a small, disposable laboratory that humans could carry around and use to detect diseases such as campylobacter and salmonella before ingesting contaminated grub. Team members are suggesting that a commercial product could be ready to roll within three years, with prices for each "lab" reaching as low as $0.50. 'Til then, always make your buddy have the first bite.[Via Physorg]
I don't see this as a good thing. I enjoy becoming ill from eating something, means I don't have to go to work...
$.50? Can I get it for $.25 if I super size my Big Mac meal?
But yeah I'd rather get sick than carry these around -- not because of the price, but because of public ridicule.... good idea, just not for me.
It's also disrespectful to the restaurant. Especially if it is a nicer one. Analogous to putting A1 on a steak.
Uh... also... if I even suspect I may need to use a palm-sized lab on the establishment... why shell out 50 cents.... how about the money I spent on the food?
Lame......
my dream of a star trek like medical device is closer !
years from now, they can plant this chip beside the tongue or teeth, when the chip detected salmonella, it will induce a vomit from the stomach to expel any swallowed contaminated food.
Bulimia fans rejoice!
"detect diseases such as campylobacter and salmonella before ingesting contaminated grub."
Gotta love that. Who would defect salmonella and then still go on to eat it???
Uh, someone think to send a couple prototypes down to the FDA folks to check out all them t'maters gettin' the bum rap lately?
i hate you.
please get off my internet.
give one to each restaurant inspector at the health department
I knew Palm inc. would come out with a new product this summer!