Oh I see, after all these years of hearing how the metric system is supposedly 'better' and 'practical' they let slip on the sly that, '...By the way, we're gunna make a more perfect--arbitrary--Kilogram! That old one's turning into a rusty shite! We'll go out to the barn in France where we've g.....
“An engineer explained to us that hundreds of ear impressions were gathered in the name of research, and while each one obviously boasted its own unique shape and size, one single characteristic remained uniform across the board: the entrance into the ear canal is not a perfect circle, it's an oval.”
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I recently invented the straightest object in the world.... I call it a ruler
My silicon balls are not useless!
bohshocks:
I thought you were talking about Richard Simmons! Thanks for clearing it up...
you should see my mom's garden. She has a bunch of these.
Wouldn't the straightest object in the world be called a straighedge?
Everyone knows that a ruler (or as the pros/old timers call it, a scale) is not known for being straight.
Wow. Round.
Someone should roll that ball on the perfect bowling lane which is perfectly level and pins that are made out of unicorn horns.
I thought that was the job of breast implant surgeons.
The roundest object in the universe is my girlfriend's ass.
@bohsocks
If you want to learn about the straightest thing in the world, ask your girlfriend, she played with mine last night.
Oh I see, after all these years of hearing how the metric system is supposedly 'better' and 'practical' they let slip on the sly that, '...By the way, we're gunna make a more perfect--arbitrary--Kilogram! That old one's turning into a rusty shite! We'll go out to the barn in France where we've g.....
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