Team Fortress 2 Dispenser case mod completes Orange Box trifecta

Well, we suppose the first two Orange Box mods we saw were Portal-related, but a love for Half-Life 2 is really implied in anything Valve-related, and this here Team Fortress 2 case mod feels like the end to a beautiful, Orange story -- or perhaps the beginning of another. We'll confess, we got our ass handed to us enough times in TF2 to make it a rare incident when we'd even make it to a Dispenser, but there's love for this glorious blue box all the same, and TiTON has certainly done his homework in building the thing. Props all around. Now can someone swap to medic and give us a little backup over here?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 1:47PM]

I don't think Engadget should cuss in their entries.

Thank you.

[Kamokazi Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:07PM]

I think that you're an over-sensitive ass and need to find better things to complain about. I mean seriously, they said 'ass'. Once. They didn't drop the F-bomb or use other obcenities involving certain body parts, so what's the big deal?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:10PM]

Indeed they should not! Let us know when it happens!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:12PM]

how many times must it be said, this is a blog

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 4:20PM]

After reading the parent comment I had to re-read the post 3 times before I even noticed that "ass" was there. I think even the bible has the word ass in it...

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 4:51PM]

Fuck you

[Mr Death Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:28PM]

Seriously, B, that's not really that constructive or smart now, is it?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:51PM]

Fuck censorship.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 8th 2008 12:55AM]

FUCK THA POH-LEECE.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 1:53PM]

"Spy sappin' mah dispenser!"

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 1:59PM]

That is one sexy computer.

Awesome mod.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:01PM]

NEED A DISPENSA HERE

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:03PM]

This is the same guy who brought us the TF2 Sentry Mod as well. Amazing pieces of work.

The problem is I'm sure Spies from the world over are gathered in front of his house, disguised as members of his family, sappers in hand.

Better get that wrench ready...

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:49PM]

It's going to be so weird whacking a spy that looks like his mom. O_o

[Mr Death Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:56PM]

I think sappers would be the least of his worries - what about the butterfly knives and revolvers!? o_O

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:19PM]

Eee-rectin' a dispenser.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:51PM]

Diiiiiispensin' an erection

[Groggle Posted Jul 7th 2008 3:01PM]

Me want! Purty lights! Bullets!!! ASS! ASS! Oops, do I offend??

[Mr Death Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:50PM]

"We'll confess, we got our ass handed to us enough times in TF2 to make it a rare incident when we'd even make it to a Dispenser..."

I always think of the dispenser as more of a benefit for the Engineer class. Just build one near to a sentry to provide you with supplies and you'll be able to hold that position against almost anything. They also make nice exploding spy-traps.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:58PM]

I've played hundreds of hours of TF2 and built many a dispenser... This is the first time I've noticed it says "Provisions" at the top. I guess if it isn't relevant to blowing someone up...

--Bill

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 3:09PM]

Dedication at its core people...

[JustinB Posted Jul 7th 2008 3:55PM]

Awesome. That is all.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 4:04PM]

That's an awesome case mod, TF2 is a great game!

P.S. I giggled a little bit at some of comments.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:11PM]

Team RED laughs at your pathetic dispenser. We have dispensers 4 four times as good as that and 10 times more red. *Point and laugh "MUHAHAHA"*

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:22PM]

Better dead than RED!

[macross9321 Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:27PM]

I like

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:26PM]

Can I borrow your computer for a couple mintues Engineer? Yes, I just want to check my Spytech account. I assure you my operation is legit. Yes that's right, nothing strange here.

SPAH SAPPIN' MAH PC!

Thank you for being such a dear friend. Hahahaha hahaha ha (snort)

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 8th 2008 12:54AM]

I never really was on your side.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 7th 2008 5:48PM]

I want a soda machine like this.

[mykalt45 Posted Jul 7th 2008 7:36PM]

There is only 1 true Trifecta!

[michaspi Posted Jul 7th 2008 7:45PM]

Fuck BLU.

RED ftw.

[danbo1984 Posted Jul 8th 2008 8:14AM]

Good grief , I had to read that paragraph three times before I understood it; who writes this stuff? Your grammar construction is appalling!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 2nd 2008 11:17PM]

If I was this guys friend I would make a sapper to the same scale, put it on his computer and install a bsod screensaver to it.