Even Panda bears won't be spared from the uprising

That's Yasukawa Electric Corporation's 1.3-meter tall SmartPal V in action. He's on display in Japan right now demonstrating how the domestic-helper bot can mop floors and pick up after the kids while you supposedly sleep in secure slumber knowing that a robot is loose in the house. Poor, poor Pandas. See how SmartPal V treats the vacuum after the break.

















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
broli @ Jul 10th 2008 4:45AM
Giveth tso me hardo Mr. roboto.
Colin Potter @ Jul 10th 2008 4:46AM
I, for one welcome our panda choking robot overlords
Razor @ Jul 10th 2008 4:47AM
Bending it over? Oh dear... Poor panda.
deyanimay @ Jul 10th 2008 4:54AM
He is raping the panda.
broli @ Jul 10th 2008 4:57AM
Thanks Captain Obvious for coming all the way from Planet Obvious to educate us on the Obvious.
RoryTheRuffian @ Jul 10th 2008 6:50AM
Actually I wouldn't called that rape! I think the Panda is actualy submitting his clayed-up, flea filled bum, without resistance, to the robotic Overlord. Kinda kinky!!! I like Kinky Panda's. ( I'm assuming she's female ) WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY??
Jongscx @ Jul 10th 2008 8:04AM
GENTLEMEN... and pandas; Assume the position!
Lucian @ Jul 10th 2008 9:03AM
Kinda reminds you of the humping robot on Robot Chicken.
Billin @ Jul 10th 2008 1:44PM
Awww yeah... doin' it panda style.
gad get @ Jul 10th 2008 4:47AM
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
ShadowMaker @ Jul 10th 2008 4:55AM
Liffft...yourrrr....feeett...please.
Thank you.
gad get @ Jul 10th 2008 5:02AM
As long as it's polite about it...
Alexander @ Jul 10th 2008 4:55AM
Do you know that when one little robot touches another little robot's charging socket that that's sexual harassment? That makes me a saaaaad panda...
ECG @ Jul 10th 2008 5:24AM
Must... resist urge... to photoshop robotic dong.
Lowest Ranked @ Jul 10th 2008 5:16PM
Well, I couldn't resist.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/xCoreThis/robopanda.jpg
maty @ Jul 10th 2008 5:31AM
"he's on display in Japan right now demonstrating how the domestic-helper bot can mop floors... "
I saw the picture and thought...
"with a panda?!"
Cruel, cruel overlords.
Blayed @ Jul 10th 2008 8:17AM
I was thinking the same thing... It wont be long until there's a Chinese law:
"It is forbidden to allow your robot to mop the floor with a panda"
Phil @ Jul 10th 2008 7:27AM
They should have used a real panda. That way you could get a better perspective of its size.
Lowest Ranked @ Jul 10th 2008 2:16PM
They did.
Jonathan @ Jul 10th 2008 7:36AM
you would think that with all the hard work and money that went into this robot, they could find a way to conceal that wire a the bottom of the vacuum.
ML Harris @ Jul 10th 2008 9:21AM
You'd think they could have sprung for a Dyson Ball too.
VitaminCM @ Jul 10th 2008 8:21AM
Three Rules of Robotics:
1. It puts the lotion on the skin (or fur)
2. It puts the lotion in the Basket
3. if Rule 1 or Rule 2 are FALSE, It gets the hose again!
OfflinePK @ Jul 10th 2008 9:19AM
But will it wipe my ass for me?
ShadowKain @ Jul 10th 2008 8:23AM
Somebody shock that f*****! He's killing that stuffed* panda!!!!
M.Samba @ Jul 10th 2008 8:32AM
Alright that is it! I have had enough of these robots. It was enough that they were going to conquer and enslave all humans, but now they're going after the pandas?! Oh it is on robots, it is so on!!!
Shotgun @ Jul 10th 2008 9:02AM
So it cleans your floor and entertains your pets!
rottendevice @ Jul 10th 2008 9:18AM
Sooo... Wall-E dominates Kung-Fu Panda in the box office?
I didn't read the post, so I'm guessing here.
Blayed @ Jul 10th 2008 10:27AM
I lol'd
bolezhinkov @ Jul 10th 2008 9:58AM
this is one of the only robots I have seen here that actually looks terrifying
BradS @ Jul 10th 2008 10:16AM
Looks like the animated brooms in Disney's Fantasia:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/794052165_fa42123ebf.jpg?v=0
joe blow @ Jul 10th 2008 11:23AM
Robot pRon on a family site like this...tsk tsk.
Jon Doe. @ Jul 10th 2008 12:21PM
Those wacky Japanese and their robot on panda bear lov'n hentai.
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PS- I would think it would be obvious I'm kidding however there are plenty of people on the net who need a clue by four to the head. This PS is for you.
Ondskan @ Jul 10th 2008 12:37PM
In the left there is...TOTORO!
Andy Anonymous @ Jul 10th 2008 12:43PM
It looks like an all-aluminum version of one of those enchanted brooms from Fantasia.
Samurai Jack @ Jul 10th 2008 3:50PM
What? No Sexual Harassment Panda comments?
Joshua Walters @ Jul 10th 2008 6:09PM
I didnt realize robot sex was legal yet.
kbsig106 @ Jul 10th 2008 8:58PM
Let me see your "O" face panda...
Grey @ Jul 11th 2008 11:39AM
Warning: Panda Bears have not been approved by the FDA for use as an aphrodisiac.
Warning: Inappropriate use of Panda Bears could void your warranty!
霽月瀛台 @ Jul 12th 2008 3:24AM
watch out, don't break your waist