Even Panda bears won't be spared from the uprising
By Thomas Ricker 
posted Jul 10th 2008 4:32AM
posted Jul 10th 2008 4:32AM
That's Yasukawa Electric Corporation's 1.3-meter tall SmartPal V in action. He's on display in Japan right now demonstrating how the domestic-helper bot can mop floors and pick up after the kids while you supposedly sleep in secure slumber knowing that a robot is loose in the house. Poor, poor Pandas. See how SmartPal V treats the vacuum after the break.
Giveth tso me hardo Mr. roboto.
I, for one welcome our panda choking robot overlords
Bending it over? Oh dear... Poor panda.
He is raping the panda.
Thanks Captain Obvious for coming all the way from Planet Obvious to educate us on the Obvious.
Actually I wouldn't called that rape! I think the Panda is actualy submitting his clayed-up, flea filled bum, without resistance, to the robotic Overlord. Kinda kinky!!! I like Kinky Panda's. ( I'm assuming she's female ) WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY??
GENTLEMEN... and pandas; Assume the position!
Kinda reminds you of the humping robot on Robot Chicken.
Awww yeah... doin' it panda style.
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Liffft...yourrrr....feeett...please.
Thank you.
As long as it's polite about it...
Do you know that when one little robot touches another little robot's charging socket that that's sexual harassment? That makes me a saaaaad panda...
Must... resist urge... to photoshop robotic dong.
Well, I couldn't resist.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/xCoreThis/robopanda.jpg
"he's on display in Japan right now demonstrating how the domestic-helper bot can mop floors... "
I saw the picture and thought...
"with a panda?!"
Cruel, cruel overlords.
I was thinking the same thing... It wont be long until there's a Chinese law:
"It is forbidden to allow your robot to mop the floor with a panda"
They should have used a real panda. That way you could get a better perspective of its size.
They did.
you would think that with all the hard work and money that went into this robot, they could find a way to conceal that wire a the bottom of the vacuum.
You'd think they could have sprung for a Dyson Ball too.
Three Rules of Robotics:
1. It puts the lotion on the skin (or fur)
2. It puts the lotion in the Basket
3. if Rule 1 or Rule 2 are FALSE, It gets the hose again!
But will it wipe my ass for me?
Somebody shock that f*****! He's killing that stuffed* panda!!!!
Alright that is it! I have had enough of these robots. It was enough that they were going to conquer and enslave all humans, but now they're going after the pandas?! Oh it is on robots, it is so on!!!
So it cleans your floor and entertains your pets!
Sooo... Wall-E dominates Kung-Fu Panda in the box office?
I didn't read the post, so I'm guessing here.
I lol'd
Looks like the animated brooms in Disney's Fantasia:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/794052165_fa42123ebf.jpg?v=0
this is one of the only robots I have seen here that actually looks terrifying
Robot pRon on a family site like this...tsk tsk.
Those wacky Japanese and their robot on panda bear lov'n hentai.
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PS- I would think it would be obvious I'm kidding however there are plenty of people on the net who need a clue by four to the head. This PS is for you.
In the left there is...TOTORO!
It looks like an all-aluminum version of one of those enchanted brooms from Fantasia.
What? No Sexual Harassment Panda comments?
I didnt realize robot sex was legal yet.
Let me see your "O" face panda...
Warning: Panda Bears have not been approved by the FDA for use as an aphrodisiac.
Warning: Inappropriate use of Panda Bears could void your warranty!
watch out, don't break your waist