Even Panda bears won't be spared from the uprising

That's Yasukawa Electric Corporation's 1.3-meter tall SmartPal V in action. He's on display in Japan right now demonstrating how the domestic-helper bot can mop floors and pick up after the kids while you supposedly sleep in secure slumber knowing that a robot is loose in the house. Poor, poor Pandas. See how SmartPal V treats the vacuum after the break.

[broli @ Jul 10th 2008 4:45AM]

Giveth tso me hardo Mr. roboto.

[Colin Potter @ Jul 10th 2008 4:46AM]

I, for one welcome our panda choking robot overlords

[Razor @ Jul 10th 2008 4:47AM]

Bending it over? Oh dear... Poor panda.

[deyanimay @ Jul 10th 2008 4:54AM]

He is raping the panda.

[broli @ Jul 10th 2008 4:57AM]

Thanks Captain Obvious for coming all the way from Planet Obvious to educate us on the Obvious.

[RoryTheRuffian @ Jul 10th 2008 6:50AM]

Actually I wouldn't called that rape! I think the Panda is actualy submitting his clayed-up, flea filled bum, without resistance, to the robotic Overlord. Kinda kinky!!! I like Kinky Panda's. ( I'm assuming she's female ) WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY??

[Jongscx @ Jul 10th 2008 8:04AM]

GENTLEMEN... and pandas; Assume the position!

[Lucian @ Jul 10th 2008 9:03AM]

Kinda reminds you of the humping robot on Robot Chicken.

[Billin @ Jul 10th 2008 1:44PM]

Awww yeah... doin' it panda style.

[gad get @ Jul 10th 2008 4:47AM]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[ShadowMaker @ Jul 10th 2008 4:55AM]

Liffft...yourrrr....feeett...please.
Thank you.

[gad get @ Jul 10th 2008 5:02AM]

As long as it's polite about it...

[Alexander @ Jul 10th 2008 4:55AM]

Do you know that when one little robot touches another little robot's charging socket that that's sexual harassment? That makes me a saaaaad panda...

[ECG @ Jul 10th 2008 5:24AM]

Must... resist urge... to photoshop robotic dong.

[Lowest Ranked @ Jul 10th 2008 5:16PM]

Well, I couldn't resist.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/xCoreThis/robopanda.jpg

[maty @ Jul 10th 2008 5:31AM]

"he's on display in Japan right now demonstrating how the domestic-helper bot can mop floors... "

I saw the picture and thought...

"with a panda?!"

Cruel, cruel overlords.

[Blayed @ Jul 10th 2008 8:17AM]

I was thinking the same thing... It wont be long until there's a Chinese law:
"It is forbidden to allow your robot to mop the floor with a panda"

[Phil @ Jul 10th 2008 7:27AM]

They should have used a real panda. That way you could get a better perspective of its size.

[Lowest Ranked @ Jul 10th 2008 2:16PM]

They did.

[Jonathan @ Jul 10th 2008 7:36AM]

you would think that with all the hard work and money that went into this robot, they could find a way to conceal that wire a the bottom of the vacuum.

[ML Harris @ Jul 10th 2008 9:21AM]

You'd think they could have sprung for a Dyson Ball too.

[VitaminCM @ Jul 10th 2008 8:21AM]

Three Rules of Robotics:
1. It puts the lotion on the skin (or fur)
2. It puts the lotion in the Basket
3. if Rule 1 or Rule 2 are FALSE, It gets the hose again!

[OfflinePK @ Jul 10th 2008 9:19AM]

But will it wipe my ass for me?

[ShadowKain @ Jul 10th 2008 8:23AM]

Somebody shock that f*****! He's killing that stuffed* panda!!!!

[M.Samba @ Jul 10th 2008 8:32AM]

Alright that is it! I have had enough of these robots. It was enough that they were going to conquer and enslave all humans, but now they're going after the pandas?! Oh it is on robots, it is so on!!!

[Shotgun @ Jul 10th 2008 9:02AM]

So it cleans your floor and entertains your pets!

[rottendevice @ Jul 10th 2008 9:18AM]

Sooo... Wall-E dominates Kung-Fu Panda in the box office?

I didn't read the post, so I'm guessing here.

[Blayed @ Jul 10th 2008 10:27AM]

I lol'd

[BradS @ Jul 10th 2008 10:16AM]

Looks like the animated brooms in Disney's Fantasia:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/794052165_fa42123ebf.jpg?v=0

[bolezhinkov @ Jul 10th 2008 9:58AM]

this is one of the only robots I have seen here that actually looks terrifying

[joe blow @ Jul 10th 2008 11:23AM]

Robot pRon on a family site like this...tsk tsk.

[Jon Doe. @ Jul 10th 2008 12:21PM]

Those wacky Japanese and their robot on panda bear lov'n hentai.
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PS- I would think it would be obvious I'm kidding however there are plenty of people on the net who need a clue by four to the head. This PS is for you.

[Ondskan @ Jul 10th 2008 12:37PM]

In the left there is...TOTORO!

[Andy Anonymous @ Jul 10th 2008 12:43PM]

It looks like an all-aluminum version of one of those enchanted brooms from Fantasia.

[Samurai Jack @ Jul 10th 2008 3:50PM]

What? No Sexual Harassment Panda comments?

[Joshua Walters @ Jul 10th 2008 6:09PM]

I didnt realize robot sex was legal yet.

[kbsig106 @ Jul 10th 2008 8:58PM]

Let me see your "O" face panda...

[Grey @ Jul 11th 2008 11:39AM]

Warning: Panda Bears have not been approved by the FDA for use as an aphrodisiac.

Warning: Inappropriate use of Panda Bears could void your warranty!

[霽月瀛台 @ Jul 12th 2008 3:24AM]

watch out, don't break your waist