Battlestar Galactica Cylon Toaster produces fanboy-approved bread

Think you're the nerdiest BSG nerd on the face of this particular planet? Oh, yeah? Then bust out your Mr. Wizard plastic wallet and head on down to the read link, because any true fan simply will not be able to eat breakfast again without the Battlestar Galactica Cylon Toaster. Supposedly the device is limited in quantity, as only one batch is being created specifically for Comic-Con. Those who'd rather get in line now instead of paying 4x more on eBay in a month can plunk down $65 and wait for shipments to begin on July 29th. Mmm, Cylon toast.

[Via Register Hardware]

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:10AM]

fracking toasters.

[ijyt Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:13AM]

DAMN IT.

[capricaswiss Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:44AM]

You gotta spell it right.

[ijyt Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:12AM]

Frakkin' toasters.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:15AM]

i like how that thing is comeing out lol ☺

[OneLove Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:44AM]

(...he said while sitting on the toilet.)

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 3:54PM]

that's what she said

[Patrick Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:19AM]

so exactly how limited of a run are we talkin 'bout here? that ebay thing you talk about sounds like a good idea!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:23AM]

It will go nicely with my BSG tattoo ;)

[conscious Posted Jul 16th 2008 2:42PM]

LOL.

[natels Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:26AM]

Hopefully the bread doesn't come out all chewed up and disproportionate like that.

[fh Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:31AM]

"Cylon Toasters"

Redundant?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:40AM]

Nice! Now all I need to do is mod it with the bouncing LED from my KITT car, and it'll be truly geek.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:32AM]

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[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:38AM]

So... do I have to cut all the corners off my bread to make the pieces octagonal before I can have truly fan-boyish Cylon toast? Or is that only for the Colonial version? :D

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:51AM]

1978 BSG Fanboy FOREVER!

BSG revival, meh......

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 1:34PM]

With you. The new BSG is one of the biggest pieces of cheesy sci-fi crap I've seen yet. It's 50's all over again. And the politics in it put the Bush government to shame (and politics is all it has). Unrealistic and improbable to the max. Couldn't stand to watch past 8 episodes or so. Generation Y really has no taste.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 3:05PM]

Check out the old guys, bitter that the new BSG doesn't have disco balls and chrome costumes. Get over it you cranks! Btw, I think Matlock might be on at the same time, try that.

[Lowest Ranked Posted Jul 16th 2008 11:53AM]

OMG, it looks like the Virgin Mary!

[Luzzio Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:01PM]

It'd be horrible if I paid for one of these and they told me "Sure, we'll activate your mom now. Whassat? Yeah, she was a sleeper agent all along."

Oh Frack!

[MarqBland Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:06PM]

Wow so if I bought this thing...have a heavy night of drinking and make me some toast in the morning (because that'll be about the only thing I could do), and forget that this thing makes toast like this...wow.

[retro77 Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:22PM]

gay

[conscious Posted Jul 16th 2008 2:49PM]

gay? it's TOAST. see a shrink.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:36PM]

Where's the Jesus version?

[Langdon Alger Posted Jul 16th 2008 2:16PM]

They were instantly sold out due to heavy demand in Central and South America. Think iPhone 3G waiting lines but about 10000x longer.

[Art Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:43PM]

If a red glow doesn't move from side to side in the slots while it's toasting your brekkies it's no good.

[timmy2000 Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:48PM]

Should'nt the bread be toasted and the Cylon be left white, not much toast to that toast they way they set it up.

[timmy2000 Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:57PM]

I just looked at this again, are you sure this isn't from the HeMan/Greyskull or Planet of the Apes collection?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 1:05PM]

Just ordered one. Does anybody know what the customs duties are for shipping a toaster to Germany?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 1:16PM]

Gizmodo posted this a week ago:

http://gizmodo.com/5024005/battlestar-galactica-toaster-brands-your-bread-with-a-cylon

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 1:24PM]

I prefer my Hello Kitty toast, thanks - http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-toaster/51505-200406,default,pd.html

Best drunken Target purchase ever...

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 1:50PM]

A BSG toaster should also clip off the points of the toast to look like the paper designs used in the show :)

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 16th 2008 2:05PM]

I am waiting for the number six toaster to hit the market....although they were a little ambiguous on where the toast goes.

[Phoenixfury Posted Jul 16th 2008 2:30PM]

This toaster can't be plugged into a network can it? If so, will it try to take your network over?

[Phoenixfury Posted Jul 16th 2008 2:32PM]

Oh frak! I meant will it try to take over your network? Lack of coffee before work does bad things to me.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 12:26AM]

Don't buy it!, its a Cylon plan to introduce sleeper toasters

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 18th 2008 4:37PM]

They need this toaster over at cylon apartment

http://flickr.com/photos/captaintim/sets/72157605654453480/

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 19th 2008 1:43PM]

"Battlestar Galactica Cylon Toaster produces fanboy-approved bread" wow what kind tech. is this? a toaster making bread?? and here i thought they just toasted bread...man i need to get ahead with the times.