You know what's lamer than the thought of just how close 7:00AM on a Monday morning is from now? These five gadgets. Things are really neck-and-neck in this edition of the world's poorest attempts in the consumer electronics space, with everything from a brick-colored satellite dish cover (is drunk designing the new drunk dialing?), a ladybug-shaped multicard reader and a carpal tunnel-inducing aircraft mouse. Oh, and lest we forget the "Big Time" watch table and cellphone wristband, both of which are also very worth candidates for this round's most pitiful. Give each a look below, and after you're through chuckling / vomiting, exercise your right to vote on the best (worst?) below.

Read - Brick-colored dish cover
Read - Ladybug multicard reader
Read - USB aircraft mouse
Read - Giant watch table
Read - Gadget wristband

Crapgadget Crapdown, Drunk Design Edition
Brick-colored satellite dish cover -- no contest.1793 (36.2%)
Awkward aircraft mouse547 (11.1%)
Ladybug card reader, though it is kind of cute.191 (3.9%)
Gadget wristband, har!1644 (33.2%)
Way-too-proud Big Time table774 (15.6%)

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