Cyber Figure Alice gives randy geeks something do to with their cybersticks
By Joshua Fruhlinger 
posted Jul 20th 2008 5:23PM
posted Jul 20th 2008 5:23PM
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:D interestingg
i thought u went to "go play my 3d games on my ipod touch, be back later :)"????
why are you so interested in my life..
Maybe cause you insist on telling everyone about it.
lol so if I give you a gun, your allowed to shoot it at someone? Fail noob.
Keep following me from story to story :)
no, but if you tell me someone is about to shoot me im allowed to move
"lol so if I give you a gun, your allowed to shoot it at someone? Fail noob."
Dude. Most failed analogy ever...
Wow.
"lol so if I give you a gun, your allowed to shoot it at someone? Fail noob."
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh????
@SuperSexyErik
You have to be one of my favorite people to post on here. Your posts make me laugh every time. You are such an idiot it's great... iPhone taking down the Xbox360?!?!? Are you out of your mind??? You rationale is absurd.... "xbox sold 13 million and iPhone sold 6 million.... and the iphone has more developers"
Seriously, think about what you just said there... in 2007 17 million blenders were sold... do you think the blender is gonna replace the xbox?
oh... and change your name... we all saw your myspace... I hope that's your sister with you
@SuperSexyErik
You have to be one of my favorite people to post on here. Your posts make me laugh every time. You are such an idiot it's great... iPhone taking down the Xbox360?!?!? Are you out of your mind??? You rationale is absurd.... "xbox sold 13 million and iPhone sold 6 million.... and the iphone has more developers"
Seriously, think about what you just said there... in 2007 17 million blenders were sold... do you think the blender is gonna replace the xbox?
Hmm seen it too. He's not sexy is he? He looks a bit emo actually...
And i know he has a girlfriend, cos he told me. She has a blackberry apparently...
woah, Troll posts his life, I don't think you can get married at 14?!
wow, your fiance looks like one of those creepy antique dolls that somehow always seems to be staring at you from across the room...........................................................................................................................weird.
Not too bad... I've had better though.
And yeah, you're emos.
Let's see. i got your myspace, it's not gonna be terribly hard to find and contact her. Let's see how she reacts when i send her screenshots of you telling a bunch of nerds to jerk off to her, eh?
heyy ! thats not nice :(
You're not nice. Maybe doing that would make you learn. Trolling. Is. Bad.
And hey, you're a retard to do it. half the people on here are sad enough to do what you asked (No offence to most of you, I'm talking about the scum, the trolls, the spammers. Not the real posters)
Why would anybody jerk off to chubby emo kids?
o_O
If I buy 2, can I get them to interact with each other? o.O
looks hot. i will take 10
It's quite interesting now that I think about it. I guess modified programs could allow users to interact with different, more useful "objects".
umm... this also helps in pitching a tent.
It's a good thing it only takes one hand to poke.
Nerd .. IRL it's only ever taken one hand to poke ... sheesh.
See, this will only be great if you get some form of physical feedback when you, uhm, poke her....
..... And some audio moa- err, feedback, too
I'd best shut up now.
This is disgusting, nauseating, and infuriating! You all should be ashamed!
I for one will not participate in the pornografication of any children and that includes animated children. Where is your dignity? Where is your shame? It's time to stand up and fight this perversion. I knew nothing good would come of modern technology. Virtual fornication is still fornication!
In my efforts to combat this evil corruption I shall have to order one of these for research in furthering the destrucion of such depravity.
GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS.
Translation: in for three.
I probably should have read the whole thing. TL;DR.
@ Ignatius
That was frikkin funny dude.
@roflercopterer, Ignatius
You guys officially win today. :D
Calculon said it best when he said, "I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing."
Finally, a good reason to pull out the ol' cyberstick!
Can I get one that looks like that hot chick from the office upstairs?
Wow. more reason to use the internet less everyday.
more bandwidth for me
Did'nt the last generation of perverts did more or less the same things with their sister's Barbies?
Like learning human biology? Or like poking stuff?
...
What? Don't stare at me like that!...
Did'nt the last generation of perverts do more or less the same thing whith their sisters' Barbies?
are you trying to justify your actions with your sister's barbies?
wow lol...
So this is Alice the environment simulation? If it is, I'd get one for novelty reason.
Need surface NOW.
If Alice is programmed by the Umbrella Corporation, I suggest not poking her in the wrong place (if you know what I mean).
She might go 'resident evil' on you!
There is some really awesome stuff going on with things like this. I work pretty closely with things like this at my work, and mixed reality environments allow you to do some really cool things.
For those that may be interested, the technique they are using to place/scale/etc the entities is called fiducial tracking. Fiducials are essentially just low-resolution markers like you see on those cubes, similar to a bar code they act as unique identifiers and by taking the size of the shape you can figure out where it is in 3d space.
good job [=
youve just managed to turn something incredibly awesome into something thats ammaaazingly boring -____-'''
hope youre happy now, you little rat...
I, for one, appreciate the info.
I, for two, appreciate the info.
If you guys want to play with this kind of software, take a look at ARToolKit: http://www.hitl.washington.edu/artoolkit/
better yet, can i use it to shut you up
This kind of tech belongs in VR glasses.
you can do this yourself for free
example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxzumHN4ps
use http://www.hitl.washington.edu/artoolkit/
I'm trying to get morally outraged but its far too cute.
So ronery ;_;
I'd still get one.
So it's basically a pedophile simulator?
great, another /b/
"No one answered me"
Get used to it.
do you typically dress your "chihuahua"? No wonder your iPhone isn't working, you don't meet the IQ level to work it.
You guys forgot to append "Note- Please don't actually look for her this fall." to the end.
Wow, lol lots of sick people out there.
LOL love copy in this post!
That looks awesome... Id buy that (if it doesnt cost too much...)
otaku must be fapping already.. haha = =;
but the whole idea between interacting
with 3D is just dope. kudos :D
to do*
I would but it just to see how it works and have something to do when im bored lol
Uhhh...
... The posts at the top of this are rather... phail-ish... like, who the hell cares, and why the hell is everyone being so immature? >_>
Whatever.
Anyway, this looks like a "dirty tool'. I mean, it has plenty of potential for being the next level of gaming, but for now it's kinda.... uhhhhhh... yeaaaaah....
The next level of eroge... XD
Its just a rip off of Eye of Judgment on PS3.
http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/803/803715/the-eye-of-judgment-20070711050935360_640w.jpg