Cyber Figure Alice gives randy geeks something do to with their cybersticks

We're not going to make any judgments regarding the hentai-tastic Cyber Figure Alice, but let's just say this product is of questionable purpose. Geisha Tokyo Entertainment Inc. calls this little gadget a good example of augmented reality, the coming-together of virtual and real objects. In essence, Dennou Figure ARis comes with two "cybercubes" and two "cybersticks." Using a webcam, the software projects Alice on the cybercubes. You can then, uh, manipulate her using the cybersticks, undress her, touch her, change her clothes, and, well, we'll leave the rest up to you, you naughty little thing, you. Look for her this fall in the dark underworld of your import shop if you must.

[Via CrunchGear]

[SuperSexyErik @ Jul 20th 2008 5:27PM]

:D interestingg

[Sly Fox @ Jul 20th 2008 5:35PM]

i thought u went to "go play my 3d games on my ipod touch, be back later :)"????

[SuperSexyErik @ Jul 20th 2008 5:41PM]

why are you so interested in my life..

[Darth Abe @ Jul 20th 2008 5:43PM]

Maybe cause you insist on telling everyone about it.

[SuperSexyErik @ Jul 20th 2008 5:58PM]

lol so if I give you a gun, your allowed to shoot it at someone? Fail noob.

Keep following me from story to story :)

[andres @ Jul 20th 2008 6:04PM]

no, but if you tell me someone is about to shoot me im allowed to move

[Pochi @ Jul 20th 2008 6:28PM]

"lol so if I give you a gun, your allowed to shoot it at someone? Fail noob."

Dude. Most failed analogy ever...

Wow.

[broli @ Jul 20th 2008 6:43PM]

"lol so if I give you a gun, your allowed to shoot it at someone? Fail noob."

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh????

[roach @ Jul 20th 2008 7:34PM]

@SuperSexyErik

You have to be one of my favorite people to post on here. Your posts make me laugh every time. You are such an idiot it's great... iPhone taking down the Xbox360?!?!? Are you out of your mind??? You rationale is absurd.... "xbox sold 13 million and iPhone sold 6 million.... and the iphone has more developers"

Seriously, think about what you just said there... in 2007 17 million blenders were sold... do you think the blender is gonna replace the xbox?

oh... and change your name... we all saw your myspace... I hope that's your sister with you

[roach @ Jul 20th 2008 7:37PM]

@SuperSexyErik

You have to be one of my favorite people to post on here. Your posts make me laugh every time. You are such an idiot it's great... iPhone taking down the Xbox360?!?!? Are you out of your mind??? You rationale is absurd.... "xbox sold 13 million and iPhone sold 6 million.... and the iphone has more developers"

Seriously, think about what you just said there... in 2007 17 million blenders were sold... do you think the blender is gonna replace the xbox?

[Phoenix @ Jul 20th 2008 7:41PM]

Hmm seen it too. He's not sexy is he? He looks a bit emo actually...

And i know he has a girlfriend, cos he told me. She has a blackberry apparently...

[maff @ Jul 20th 2008 8:36PM]

woah, Troll posts his life, I don't think you can get married at 14?!

[rhcpsfan @ Jul 24th 2008 2:17PM]

wow, your fiance looks like one of those creepy antique dolls that somehow always seems to be staring at you from across the room...........................................................................................................................weird.

[Phoenix @ Jul 20th 2008 9:05PM]

Not too bad... I've had better though.

And yeah, you're emos.

Let's see. i got your myspace, it's not gonna be terribly hard to find and contact her. Let's see how she reacts when i send her screenshots of you telling a bunch of nerds to jerk off to her, eh?

[SuperSexyErik @ Jul 20th 2008 9:23PM]

heyy ! thats not nice :(

[Phoenix @ Jul 20th 2008 9:36PM]

You're not nice. Maybe doing that would make you learn. Trolling. Is. Bad.

And hey, you're a retard to do it. half the people on here are sad enough to do what you asked (No offence to most of you, I'm talking about the scum, the trolls, the spammers. Not the real posters)

[Pochi @ Jul 20th 2008 10:09PM]

Why would anybody jerk off to chubby emo kids?

o_O

[Mustaine @ Jul 22nd 2008 3:25PM]

If I buy 2, can I get them to interact with each other? o.O

[David @ Jul 20th 2008 5:30PM]

looks hot. i will take 10

[Shadowise @ Jul 20th 2008 5:33PM]

It's quite interesting now that I think about it. I guess modified programs could allow users to interact with different, more useful "objects".

[allislost @ Jul 20th 2008 5:34PM]

umm... this also helps in pitching a tent.

[BigD145 @ Jul 20th 2008 5:53PM]

It's a good thing it only takes one hand to poke.

[raider @ Jul 20th 2008 9:37PM]

Nerd .. IRL it's only ever taken one hand to poke ... sheesh.

[Samo @ Jul 20th 2008 5:38PM]

See, this will only be great if you get some form of physical feedback when you, uhm, poke her....

..... And some audio moa- err, feedback, too

I'd best shut up now.

[roflercopterer @ Jul 20th 2008 5:39PM]

This is disgusting, nauseating, and infuriating! You all should be ashamed!

I for one will not participate in the pornografication of any children and that includes animated children. Where is your dignity? Where is your shame? It's time to stand up and fight this perversion. I knew nothing good would come of modern technology. Virtual fornication is still fornication!

In my efforts to combat this evil corruption I shall have to order one of these for research in furthering the destrucion of such depravity.

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS.

[Ignatius @ Jul 20th 2008 6:24PM]

Translation: in for three.

[Ignatius @ Jul 20th 2008 6:29PM]

I probably should have read the whole thing. TL;DR.

[marty.com.au @ Jul 20th 2008 6:35PM]

@ Ignatius

That was frikkin funny dude.

[r3loaded @ Jul 21st 2008 6:40AM]

@roflercopterer, Ignatius

You guys officially win today. :D

[Stiv @ Jul 20th 2008 5:40PM]

Calculon said it best when he said, "I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing."

[Jonathan-DBOSS @ Jul 20th 2008 5:42PM]

Finally, a good reason to pull out the ol' cyberstick!

[CamHacker @ Jul 21st 2008 4:24AM]

Can I get one that looks like that hot chick from the office upstairs?

[Joe Pollicino @ Jul 20th 2008 5:52PM]

Wow. more reason to use the internet less everyday.

[andres @ Jul 20th 2008 6:33PM]

more bandwidth for me

[KilgoreTrout @ Jul 20th 2008 5:52PM]

Did'nt the last generation of perverts did more or less the same things with their sister's Barbies?

[Jonathan-DBOSS @ Jul 20th 2008 6:00PM]

Like learning human biology? Or like poking stuff?

...

What? Don't stare at me like that!...

[KilgoreTrout @ Jul 20th 2008 5:54PM]

Did'nt the last generation of perverts do more or less the same thing whith their sisters' Barbies?

[andres @ Jul 20th 2008 8:21PM]

are you trying to justify your actions with your sister's barbies?

[Jackson @ Jul 20th 2008 5:56PM]

wow lol...

[AlphaTeam @ Jul 20th 2008 5:56PM]

So this is Alice the environment simulation? If it is, I'd get one for novelty reason.

[Decoy @ Jul 20th 2008 6:02PM]

Need surface NOW.

[diode3diode @ Jul 20th 2008 6:11PM]

If Alice is programmed by the Umbrella Corporation, I suggest not poking her in the wrong place (if you know what I mean).

She might go 'resident evil' on you!

[Mike W @ Jul 20th 2008 6:24PM]

There is some really awesome stuff going on with things like this. I work pretty closely with things like this at my work, and mixed reality environments allow you to do some really cool things.

For those that may be interested, the technique they are using to place/scale/etc the entities is called fiducial tracking. Fiducials are essentially just low-resolution markers like you see on those cubes, similar to a bar code they act as unique identifiers and by taking the size of the shape you can figure out where it is in 3d space.

[Bing3Budd @ Jul 20th 2008 9:37PM]

good job [=
youve just managed to turn something incredibly awesome into something thats ammaaazingly boring -____-'''

hope youre happy now, you little rat...

[Funke, Tobias Dr. @ Jul 21st 2008 1:06AM]

I, for one, appreciate the info.

[Concura @ Jul 21st 2008 9:07AM]

I, for two, appreciate the info.

[Diogo W. @ Jul 21st 2008 9:09AM]

If you guys want to play with this kind of software, take a look at ARToolKit: http://www.hitl.washington.edu/artoolkit/

[andres @ Jul 20th 2008 6:34PM]

better yet, can i use it to shut you up

[Strange Quark Star @ Jul 20th 2008 6:41PM]

This kind of tech belongs in VR glasses.

[caramel @ Jul 20th 2008 6:56PM]

you can do this yourself for free
example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxzumHN4ps

use http://www.hitl.washington.edu/artoolkit/