NASA to hold Phoenix press conference tomorrow, water on the brain?

It's been a while since we've reported about the doings of our robotic friend on Mars, but a press conference tomorrow (Thursday) could uncover Phoenix's first positive report of water on the red planet. NASA's conference will be held at 2 p.m. Eastern Thursday and we're hearing that Phoenix Mission is ready to report that water ice is not only confirmed, but the research robot has dug some ice out of a trench, heated it, and confirmed that it is, in fact water. If this all holds true, NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory will be able to determine whether or not the atmosphere could sustain life and lead to manned missions to Mars. We call shotgun.

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[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2008 12:02PM]

Tests have confirmed that there is water on mars after the robot melted some "ice". OK, so are microbes living in the Mars water? If so, later, could this ice be "mined" and transported back to earth (that is, after we've developed plasma rockets for extensive space travel) and melted for human consumption as a cure for disease? But then, we find out that the microbes multiply in our bodies and hi-jack our brain and immune system to gain complete control over us, replacing our human soul with an alien one, transforming us into promiscuous, ravenous and murderous humanoid monstrosities with the instinct to recolonize earth with Martian life forms?

[Rainier Posted Jul 31st 2008 12:28PM]

Hmm, I guess planet Earth is like a goldfish bowl, and we are all goldfishes looking for more goldfish bowls to live in. Are we now at the Goldenfish Age?

[Vandell Posted Jul 31st 2008 12:51PM]

Space travel should be privatized. I wanna go to space. >:

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2008 1:15PM]

They're going to tell us that the robot has become self aware and subsequently lost control of it, but not to worry because it's on mars.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2008 2:41PM]

Great, now humans can go deplete the resources of another planet.

[weirdo557 Posted Jul 31st 2008 3:36PM]

i know, think of all the creatures that will suffer...oh wait....

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2008 8:24PM]

I say we send G dubya there to find some more water!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2008 5:10PM]

If you guys want to ride shotgun that's fine. I'm driving beech!!!