It's one thing to buy a Chinese impression of a Nokia candybar
-- you know, something only the fanboys will notice as out of place. It's another to fool only yourself by opting for this over the real deal
. The Vertu Ascent Ferrari clone operates on GSM networks and features a 1.8-inch 220 x 176 resolution display, USB connector, 128MB of internal storage, support for MP3 ringtones and MMS capabilities (take that, iPhone!). Excuse us, we're feeling a little sick from staring at this abomination...