Remember those battery-operated vibrating ladybugs that people used to pass around (multiple times) as office gifts? Yeah, that critter ain't got nothing on this stable of patently awful gizmos. We've seen a remarkable amount of garbage pass under our noses in the past few weeks, and we've rounded up the worst of the worst for your consideration. So, is a USB shell speaker really more embarrassing than a V-Sports console for folks tired of searching for a Wii? Is the i-Knock personal IM notifier more unnecessary than the Encore Rockin' Music Lamp? Or does the OMG-inducing Limbo String walk away with the gold here? We know, each and every item is a festering turd in one way or another, but which of the ones below just exemplify the word "crap?" Choose carefully.

Read - USB shell speaker
Read - USB back massager
Read - V-Sports console
Read - i-Knock IM doohickey
Read - Encore Rockin' Music Lamp
Read - Limbo String

Crapgadget Crapdown: Too Many, Too Fast Edition
Speakers in a half-shell, dude!270 (6.9%)
USB back massager, with a hint of Brookstone261 (6.7%)
V-Sports console -- lamer than the Vii805 (20.6%)
i-Knock IM notifier: for the person who gets no IMs510 (13.0%)
Dock-infused music lamp194 (5.0%)
Limbo String: converting good guys into morons one stoop at a time1876 (47.9%)

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