Colbert's top threat of the week: killer iPhones. Solution: buy a Zune.

Of course, it all seems so obvious now! How did we not interpret El Jobso's true meaning of the iPhone kill-switch -- it actually kills you. We have noted iPhone expert Stephen Colbert to thank not just for this brilliant deduction, but also for sticking up for the lot of us and giving the iPhone 3G a cold staredown -- but not before declaring, "I knew I should have gotten a Zune! They can't kill me... or do anything else." Zing! Clip after the break (iPhone at 5:45).

[Thanks, Matt]

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 16th 2008 10:00AM]

The Apple fanbots once again show there stupidity. The Zune is not meant to compete with the iPhone or Touch, it's M$ answer to the ipod classic (which it totally destroys). Why don't you just compare a PDA to a laptop next fools.

[thirdopticaltool Posted Aug 16th 2008 5:32PM]

you take yourself entirely too seriously.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 16th 2008 12:04PM]

My iPhone won't let me see the video feed! Evil Jobs thought of every detail in his master plan.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 16th 2008 12:25PM]

I could of sworn stephen looked like steve jobs when he squinted at the iphone.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 16th 2008 2:15PM]

Whay I wany to know is how he was able to receive a call at the end of the skit when his iPhone was in airplane mode.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 16th 2008 5:10PM]

Weeks before Colbert had the old iPhone with the metallic back on it
now he has the 3G phone ...hmm

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 17th 2008 2:07AM]

he did a small part about getting the new one when it was released, and now he has it :)

[iomr Posted Aug 16th 2008 7:38PM]

Mac users make up 8% of the market share.

PC users...92%



Even with 6% of PC users gay, still means more overall gay users use PCs.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 23rd 2008 9:21PM]

Too bad the phone was in AirPlane mode and couldn't receive a call.

I RULE!