I would love this! Posture is one of the single most important things when making a first impression.
Now, if I had a nickle everytime some company launched a product with an "i" in front of the name and thought it would help them sell more shit, I would probably be able to afford this thing.
No, not looking like some unwashed, urine-scented fresh-from-the gutter hobo ranks slightly higher in importance when making a first impression (IMHO). As does wearing a facial expression that doesn't scream "Desperate!"
how many hobos do you know with good posture? this device would only serve to remind them of the weight of the world across their tattered shoulders. stupid hobos.
Pokehobo battles would solve that easily enough. Kids can go out into the city and catch their own hobos and train them, help them learn new moves like "acidic urine"(poison) and "beer bottle shards"(rock) and "lead pipe" (steel) and even "hairspray flamethrower" (fire) and even "deranged raving" (pyschic) The weak hobos would soon be weeded out, and the strongest hobos would evolve into Reality TV Contestants, and learn even stronger moves, like "suck up to camera" and "incite drama"
And there are so many different types of hobos to choose from, gotta catchem all!
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I would love this! Posture is one of the single most important things when making a first impression.
Now, if I had a nickle everytime some company launched a product with an "i" in front of the name and thought it would help them sell more shit, I would probably be able to afford this thing.
No,
not looking like some unwashed, urine-scented fresh-from-the gutter hobo ranks slightly higher in importance when making a first impression (IMHO).
As does wearing a facial expression that doesn't scream "Desperate!"
how many hobos do you know with good posture? this device would only serve to remind them of the weight of the world across their tattered shoulders. stupid hobos.
Pokehobo battles would solve that easily enough. Kids can go out into the city and catch their own hobos and train them, help them learn new moves like "acidic urine"(poison) and "beer bottle shards"(rock) and "lead pipe" (steel) and even "hairspray flamethrower" (fire) and even "deranged raving" (pyschic)
The weak hobos would soon be weeded out, and the strongest hobos would evolve into Reality TV Contestants, and learn even stronger moves, like "suck up to camera" and "incite drama"
And there are so many different types of hobos to choose from, gotta catchem all!