Steve Ballmer, Steve Ballmer's fists to deliver CES keynote

Are you ready to really let loose at this year's CES? If you said yes, then you'll be stoked as hell to know that our main man Steve Ballmer will be taking over Bill Gates' famous keynotes. You read that right, the scariest fratbanger this side of your last toga party will be stepping up to the plate in what we can only hope will be the kind of explosive performance we've come to expect from him. Other keynoters will be the handsome Sony CEO Sir Howard Stringer and Alan Mulally, president and CEO of Ford. Here's hoping Gates at least drops by for a cameo -- it just won't seem like CES without him.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 30th 2008 12:22PM]

From his in-ear :
- "Groooaaaarrr! Slurp! MS, MS, MS$$!; Gimme, gimme! Haarrrg!, Terminate Apple - beep! Terminate Jobs! Oompah, oompah! RoaaAAARrrrr!!"

[crow610 Posted Aug 30th 2008 1:24PM]

DEVELOPERS!

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 30th 2008 3:00PM]

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[(Unverified) Posted Aug 30th 2008 4:22PM]

I think all the "Developers" are very proud of Steve this year.

[topspinserve Posted Aug 30th 2008 4:35PM]

Who's bringing the eggs?

[Thundercloud Posted Sep 1st 2008 7:21AM]

The unfortunate thing is sometimes you can recreate Ballmer's speeches in any respectable programming language. And even in most unrespectable ones as well. For example, in C:

printf("Developers");
while(1) {
printf(", Developers");
}

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 2nd 2008 11:03PM]

Can we expect a banana under every chair?