Caption contest: Teddy bear torture -- the photographs the FCC didn't want you to see
Chris: "We're going to ask you one more time: where is the spurious 2400MHz radiation coming from?" or "Repeat after me: Bounce has a fresher scent than Snuggles. That's all you have to do."
Paul: "How about now, huh? Do you still 'wuv us vewwy much?' Didn't think so."
Don: "I see you, Tickle Me Elmo. You won't get away with this!"
Josh T.: "Reaction to Build-A-Bear's new competitor was mixed."
Nilay: "Where is the one they call 'Teddy Ruxpin'?"
Josh F.: "This was to be my final hit, but let's be clear about this. There's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be?"
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
OScar5453 @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:06PM
Ummmm......o.k.......................
Have you guys gone MAD?
y3k.nik @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:53PM
Am I the only one who doesnt get it?
Chad @ Sep 3rd 2008 7:05PM
They tortured the animal for hours, using techniques no human could bear. The animal did not flinch, it did not even make a noise. This incredibly brave character may run for president when it is released.
JJV @ Sep 4th 2008 10:20AM
its the bear phone! getting tortured in guantanamo
If you're not first, you're last @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:08PM
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iamcac @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:08PM
"HAHAHA the count down is complete.. you may have me... but my plan is complete... lets see the F#$%^& Muppets top this one HAHAHAHA!"
Todd @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:09PM
GitMo Water Boarding Bear accessories sold separately
GON @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:09PM
Care Bear Racism.
Oscar5453 @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:09PM
Doh! Forgot the Caption!
" I want to peak and see what horrors you have in store for me, MUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
If you're not first, you're last @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:10PM
Damn, I guess I'm last.
Neb61 @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:10PM
"Gitmo?!?!? I though you said we were headed to FAO Schwartz!"
Rainier @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:10PM
Hello Snuggles. I'd like to play a game.
Riles @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:13PM
Our blindfold has rendered your Care Bear Stare powerless, now tell us the secret of the Caring Meter or you will never see Tenderheart alive.
WarMouse @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:14PM
Marvin: I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.
Mr. Blonde: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.
[cue music]
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you...
stevenhaskayne @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:15PM
You see, abu ghraib isnt all that bad....
Nate @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:15PM
I want ten million dollars, in unmarked bills, in a brown bag, on the corner of 4th and Gaines, by 2:30 tomorrow... or the bear gets it!
gpf_me @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:16PM
"No, Mr. Ruxpin, I expect you to die!"
Mike Street @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:16PM
Caption:
Sarah Palin Hates Bears.
kjb434 @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:42PM
Yeah, of course because the meat is so good!
And I'm not kidding......the meat is good, so is moose.
Also, bear fat is great for cooking with!!!!!!!! It's how the pioneers cooked.
rento @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:51PM
Topical pick!
Alex @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:17PM
so the first pic is during torture and the other two are the necropsy?
skant @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:20PM
"Too bad Snuggles forgot the safety word."
XIYL @ Sep 3rd 2008 7:24PM
Its muskrat, the safety word is muskrat.
Windzilla @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:18PM
This is the Federal Communications commission Mr Ruxpin, we have ways of making you talk.
computer.dude.28 @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:29PM
More like the RIAA
phanbouy @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:55PM
I thought it was the UK.
deyanimay @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:25PM
Not gonna cooperate huh? We'll just have to cut your brain out and feed it to a zombie.
Roncore @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:28PM
No Mr. Bear, I expect you to die!!!
StalematE @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:29PM
true lies...
Hoooww loong haave yoou been a spyyyyyy, Harry?
Ashwin Jadhav @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:30PM
Whoz your Daddy now, bear?
Samurai Jack @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:31PM
Tell me, Mr. Bear... are you familiar with the works of Sun Yu?
Yoyodyn @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:54PM
You want to meet the real me now?!?
Adi @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:32PM
Putin's kids playing journalists vs daddy.
stuie @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:36PM
"Operation Smokey" FCC helps RIAA track & record people that download illegally
StalematE @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:41PM
T3DDY RuXorZ PWND!!!!!!i!
uhgotnegum @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:41PM
S&M Care Bear could not, for the life of him, recall what the safety phrase was...and at this establishment, that meant trouble
Kevin @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:41PM
Robin Williams joins a fraternity.
bob sakamano @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:45PM
that's ah nice ah torturing chamber boo-boo!
eppy717 @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:46PM
A-Boo Boo Ghraib
Idlemind @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:46PM
"After a string of failed B-Movies; tired, old and worse for wear, Fozzie turned to crime, and here he sits in his final hours, contemplating how the bank job went wrong."
eppy717 @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:49PM
A-Boo Boo Ghraib
Bobby Henwood @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:52PM
Hostel 3 - The teddy bears are next...
MoFoQ @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:53PM
"Moments later, he was flown to Guantanamo Bay for violating Section 15 Class B, never to be seen again."
phanbouy @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:54PM
Guess the FCC won't let him be him.
change @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:56PM
THERE ARE *FOUR* LIGHTS!!!
phanbouy @ Sep 3rd 2008 6:19PM
we have a winner! please claim your prize at the door
EQB @ Sep 4th 2008 12:26AM
Darn Cardies. What did animatronic stuffed animals ever do to them?
kei-kun @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:58PM
"We can rebuild him — we have the technology, but I don't want to spend ANY money."
henwoodr @ Sep 3rd 2008 5:58PM
You have seen Tickle Me Elmo. Now you can own his friend Torcher Me Wuzzy.
Dan @ Sep 3rd 2008 6:06PM
Torching someone can be torture, but I don't think that's what you meant.
My caption: "One bear, pushed to the brink of death by government oppression. All he wanted was the love of a child. Now, he wants REVENGE."