Set your alarms and kiss the kids goodbye, CERN
will be providing a live webcast of the Large Hadron Collider's
"First Beam" maiden voyage on Wednesday
. Let us know how it goes, we'll be holed-up inside grandpa's bombshelter with our canned turnips and 10th anniversary Heaven's Gate Nikes -- remember, two-knocks if it's safe else we'll assume you're a robot.
-- Webcast starting Wed, Sep10 at 09:00 CEST (calculated globally
-- Satellite broadcast