Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use
posted September 15th 2008 2:29AM
We've seen some creative ways to keep your phone near your face without all the trouble and wasted energy of using your arms, but designer Francesca Lanzavecchia's neck brace concepts might just take the cake. Head mobility always seemed a little overrated to us, anyway.
[Via textually.org]
Chris: "Trapped in a prison of the future. Betrayed by a woman of his past. Frank Warren is wired to explode."
Josh T: "After his surgery for throat cancer, all of Joey's friends agreed his new cigarette storage location was in poor taste."
Joseph: "If this photo doesn't scream 'insurance fraud,' I don't know what does..."
Ryan: "Tired of falling victim to random passersby itching to perform unnecessary tracheotomies? Guard against this and other forms of severe neck injury with WuWear's new Protect Ya Neck. (Available only in fine department stores)"
Thomas: "Marlboro's new bio-filtration system completes the smoker's fingernail and tooth-stain ensemble."
Ross: "Patience, my fellow Zebraxians. By disguising ourselves as everyday objects, we have earned the trust of the humans. Before we take over, we will embed ourselves in a thick yellow crust around their necks which only we shall be able to see."
"You know they sell CHEWING tobacco, right?"
-Sean
Neck Condoms, for the the better creative side in you...
"Victims; aren't we all..."
You know who would LOVE one of these?
That douche ninja phone reviewer!
He wouldn't have to keep pulling THIS up in a feeble attempt to maintain the schtick!
Wow I hope he reviews it. I haven't heard a whiny irritating voice that wasn't already inside my own head for a while now.
The new iNeck. Anything but a pain. **
** Also available in every other color of the rainbow.
New from Trojan: The neck condom! Keep your neck as clean as your peen!
Now with pockets for travelers!
Cancer through osmosis. Also comes in camouflage, or with a matching track suit.
Francesca Lanzavecchia's neck brace is the coolest thing I have seen. Simple, uncomplicated but very effective. I can clearly see its application.
As the worm devours its prey, the victim is sent into a nicotean induced state of euphoria by the vermicular Marlboro venom sack and is prepared for digestion.
Stupid car accident - First I have to wear this stupid looking neckbrace....Then I lose my Blackberry!
You can keep everything but your dignity in there.
This one's my favourite!
After 'Crankin' Dat Soulja Boy' one too many times, Bobby was forced to wear the flaming neck brace to advertise his stupidity. And Marlboros.
"After being shot 6 times and having most of his intestines removed, Steve ditched the idea of a colostomy bag and opted for the experimental chicken gizzard collar; allowing him the appear as normal as possible. A side effect is of course the urge to ingest random household objects."
Someone is trying to pull a Ronald Miller.
Reports on a human / pelican hybrid have been confirmed.
it's not a tumah!
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the iForeskin!
It looks like a giant condom.
'Does my ass look big in this?'
...does this make my brain look small?
"Hi,
I reluctantly wear this ridiculous device for an amount of money unspecified. If this gets released and the pay does not compensate for my lost dignity, then I will kill somebody.
-Snappy Sucker"
It was only 10,000 camel points and came with a free tracheostomy.
Now I've got my own smoke Grillz.
"You don't always die from Tobacco.....Sometimes its just Product Placement!"
Starbucks? What this block really needs is a 7-11.
It was only a matter of time before someone re-invented the fanny pack.
"I was just tired of people not knowing how messed up I actually am BEFORE I introduce myself. Enter the Coneckdom."
"Do I have to do this? Really? I mean, doesn't it send the wrong message if you're making a brown guy your purse, Ms. Hilton?"
"Oh, this is just the first layer, yeah - I keep my documents, passport and dignity underneath this."
"Are you tired of attracting potential mates? Are you fed up with all those nights spent having sex? Ever wish you could get back that crushing feeling of awkwardness and scrutiny only previously found in the halls of your secondary school that day you peed yourself? Well, with the new play-doh-on-the-go, even your wildest socially-inept fantasies can become a reality"
"Does this look infected to you?"
uNIX new post-neutering healing device---available soon for veternarians(not tested on animals)!!
Red Necks are passe. The new smart asses wear yellow.
Cop asks the drug dealer, "Whats with that neck thing"
Drug dealer, "Hides my drugs"
Cop, "Idiot, lets go downtown"
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