Sony Ericsson's HCB-108 Bluetooth speakerphone helps you escape dystopia

New York's a maximum security prison and you're our final hope, Snake. Armed with your wits and this new HCB-108 Bluetooth 2.0 car speakerphone from Sony Ericsson, your mission is to extract Johnny X from the fetid bowels of viral marketeers. Should you need to contact us, the HCB-108 features duplex audio, noise cancellation, echo reduction, and an industry best 25-hours of talk and 1-month standby. God speed and give Goldie our love.

[Dave @ Sep 16th 2008 4:23AM]

Does this guy write for woot.com as well?

[Fred @ Sep 16th 2008 9:38AM]

Dead-on. Exactly what I thought.

[Philster @ Sep 16th 2008 4:30AM]

Ricker. Dude. Seriously.

[Graham @ Sep 16th 2008 6:55AM]

Whats the problem? This kind of writing is actually much more enjoyable to read than just "you talk to people through this hands-free device made by Sony Ericsson." Personally I enjoy a bit of comedy and variety to the blogs. Ever since Joshua took over Ive been noticing more and more of it, and I must say I like it.

[Joe @ Sep 16th 2008 4:40AM]

my brain hurts

[Ian @ Sep 16th 2008 4:58AM]

New York sure looks different than how I remember it.

[Tadas Simokaitis @ Sep 16th 2008 5:11AM]

This thing is just tooo ugly! Blam!

[John @ Sep 16th 2008 7:31AM]

Johnny would have to be pretty small to be fitting in their fetid bowels.

[AR @ Sep 16th 2008 8:27AM]

Ok...I saw Escape From NY 2 decades or so ago and I still had a collective, "huh?" after reading that mish mosh.

[mackid105 @ Sep 16th 2008 9:02AM]

cloverfield photoshop ftw!!!!!

[Tom @ Sep 16th 2008 9:15AM]

I love my HCB-150, which is also a Sony Ericsson bluetooth visor speaker, but it has a display. Works great with my Blackberry.

[Dave @ Sep 16th 2008 9:52AM]

I've had the LG MSB-100 Bluetooth stereo speaker for almost two years now. It's a simple device that does exactly that which it is designed to do. It also looks much better that this thing. But I guess they're just reporting the news on this one and not playing John the Baptist on the coming of the greatest Bluetooth speaker the world has even seen.

[Andrew S @ Sep 16th 2008 11:46AM]

I thought you were dead.

[reziko @ Sep 16th 2008 12:41PM]

Loud and Clear Roy! :D

[Poom @ Sep 16th 2008 4:12PM]

I barely understand this article...

[FatboyDimCheltenham @ Sep 16th 2008 4:54PM]

I don't care! I want one!