Caption Contest: PC fixer destroys Geek Squad Beetle, phones for tech support

Comically enough, we already knew that Geek Squad employees took a few liberties with their company car, but this is a debacle. Can you imagine how enraged the poor sap is who was expecting this fool? They probably took a vacation day just to stay home and overpay for some potentially dodgy PC fixer to remove a virus. For shame.

Chris: "Late at night -- well after their shifts end -- testosterone-crazed Geek Squad and Firedog employees meet in alleyways across the nation for dangerous games of chicken that all too often end in tragedy."
Paul: "Did you unplug it and then plug it back in? Look mom, I'm a little busy right now..."
Joe: "Geez... it's called multi-tasking!"
Darren: "Hey there Brad from Circuit City! About that job ad on Craigslist..."
Don: "But sir, the GPS said I was going the right way."
Sean: "Naw, really, I just scuffed up the paint on the bumper and lost the hubcap, the MRI disk is still secure."
Nilay: "Hello... is it possible to retroactively buy that $29.95 PRP plan?"
Josh F.: "So I think we figured out the problem with your laptop. Looks like someone dropped it."

[Thanks, DS]

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 11:59AM]

"So, yes.... Crysis DOES work on the new carputer..."

[zabbawack Posted Sep 19th 2008 1:10PM]

"Uh, I dont think I can format my way out of this"

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 1:51PM]

I knew I should've gotten the 2 year accidental damage warranty!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 2:30PM]

Hi, I'm a PC!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 2:35PM]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster41532373.jpg

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 2:35PM]

Are you interested in our no fault 3-year extended warranty?

[Captain Underpants and the Bring Posted Sep 19th 2008 4:08PM]

uhh.. Boss it looks like cars aren't ready to be ran by windows vista.

[Captain Underpants and the Bring Posted Sep 19th 2008 4:10PM]

"how much will it cost to fix the car?" "ITS OVER 9000!"

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 4:20PM]

"umm how much does RSS say the beetle costs, and can we DEVO it? No? Ok then lets open item it!"

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 6:16PM]

Do a barrel roll!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 7:42PM]

"No, I didn't know my warranty expired. No, I didn't buy the extended warranty either. You can't send a technician on site, I have to bring it in to the store? Yes, I'll hold."

[mixmaster536 Posted Sep 19th 2008 8:12PM]

I should have worked for firedog, fucking VW...

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2008 11:51PM]

"I'm a PC too."

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 21st 2008 12:48AM]

Mike! yeah, the thing we tried on GTA4 didnt work.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 21st 2008 12:55AM]

TAKE THAT BESTBUY!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 21st 2008 12:58AM]

Libyans! Lets see if you bastards can do 90.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 21st 2008 1:02AM]

Transform, Transform, TRANSFORM

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 21st 2008 1:07AM]

Yes, I'm at the clients house right now.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 21st 2008 1:11AM]

yes, i can come in for an interview tomorrow.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 23rd 2008 5:25PM]

"Uhh... hey boss.
I have good news and bad news.
Good news is I didn't get caught video taping the client's daughter in the bathroom.
Bad news is I may have committed vehicular manslaughter..."

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2008 10:11PM]

Headquarters guy: So it won't start up, even when you push the power button right?

Geek Idiot: NO!

Headquarters guy: hmmmm....it might be a jumper setting then, try flipping it to 2-3 and see what happens and call me back. Might have to warranty the whole unit and replace it. Seems like it's dead.