Stockinger and Bentley design a safe for the very, very rich
By Joseph L. Flatley 
posted September 22nd 2008 1:02PM
posted September 22nd 2008 1:02PM
You're a wealthy industrialist and you've spent more money on jewelry than most Americans will see in their entire lives. You deserve a safe that is attractive enough to be a display piece itself, but is secure enough to repel the most seasoned cat burgler. To this end, Stockinger -- the first name in luxury safes -- has teamed up with Bentley Motors Ltd. to produce two limited edition lockboxes, each the definition of style, security and extravagant waste. The Continental is designed for jewelry, while the Arnage features pockets and watchwinders for all your antique and valuable timepieces. Both models are designed to be impenetrable, and feature built-in alarms and a GPS unit. These safes are available in all standard Bentley exterior colors, and you can choose from one of ten interior leather hides and three wood veneer panels. They are available in a limited edition of 200 each and can be ordered exclusively through Stockinger. So what are you waiting for?
[Thanks, JW]
[Thanks, JW]
ill steal the safe and put it in a lead box
No need for lead, any metal should work. Save yourself some work, just wrap it in tinfoil.
(the more you know...I'll take a watch as payment)
Ahhhhhh Mr. Bond. Once I have my golden gun's parts from the safe where I hide them, I will shoot you to death. Then my plans of taking over the world will commence.
Cosmo Kramer!
Stealing the Safe:
"Dude this safe is so heavy!!!"
"I know, Lets dump the watches!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY???"
"Relax I did the math, this safe is worth more than all the watches!!"
"ZOMG Really??? Nice One. .... btw Whats that thing? it say S-P-G or G-P-S its upside down"
"Uhoh"
How much? Maybe I'll pick one up and ebay it.
If you have to ask you can't afford it :-P
To add, their standard line of safes are 30,000+ euros, so it's safe to say that these are very, very expensive
Im guessing around 100,000+ euros, since the Bugatti ones are 104k a piece....
but then again it may be less due to the fact that only 50 Bugatti safes are being made.......
hmm i think i'll buy 199 of the bentley safes :)
Correct. Price starts at 120,000 Euro.
just don't get the cupholder option package; that'll add another 30 g's
now before everyone comes down all hard on the rich, remember, you too can make your hard-earned American Dreams(TM) come true and get federal bailouts for your greed even as you run your bank/oil/aviation company into the ground!
(dot-coms need not apply. void where prohibited)
Don't forget the motorcar companies. They're puttin their coats on, so they'll stay warm while their in the Federal Bail Out line this winter.
Making taxpayers pay for my expensive safe? That's an exit package anyone would love.
Except me. F* you AIG.
Actually now that you mention it they couldn't of released this at a better time. To keep rich people from the masses of hungry and desperate peasants stealing their expensive watches after their mansions are raided. You know with the coming Even Greater Depression and all. Makes sense considering precious metals are going to be the new currency and our dollars are gonna be worth shit. Except maybe to make fires to warm our hands once we are homeless.
Actually now that you mention it they couldn't of released this at a better time. To keep rich people from the masses of hungry and desperate peasants stealing their expensive watches after their mansions are raided. You know with the coming Even Greater Depression and all. Makes sense considering precious metals are going to be the new currency and our dollars are gonna be worth shit. Except maybe to make fires to warm our hands once we are homeless.
And then they slapped some 10 cent, wood veneers on it...
do people really have that many breitling watches? where do i sign up
I bet that they cost more than all the jewelry put together..
At last, a place to store my Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard!
In for one!
Price =/= taste! No thanks!
So what am I waiting for? That lottery ticket (i never buy because I think its a wast of money) to cash in.
I'm waiting for money to start raining from the sky
What am I waiting for? That lottery ticket (I never buy becaues I think it's a waste of money) to cash in.
I will wait for this to show up on woot.com
You gotta love Woot's $5 shipping policy on items like this one!
someone is really in love with Breitling Watches
Breitling is a Bentley sponser...
"...extravagant waste" :)
Just use Hotspot Shield
Fuck the contents, just steal the safe.
Yeah I know
Now robbers will be interested more in the case than the jewelry
Which kinda reminds me of Wall-E.. :p
I'll take ten.....my collection of old newtons and nokia phones will finally be safe!
already preordered mine.
It ingenious, all of your funds are spent buying the safe
all your funds are belong to us
time i start saving for this safe
GREAT SUCCESS!! CAN BORAT LOCK WIFE IN HERE?
VERRRRY NICE!
bentley help make-a the sexy time-a
It all depends if his Bentley has a pussy magnet
A poor choice of watches. For that safe those are cheap crap.
I'm waiting for a modern art exhibition that features this case filled with cheap-o plastic Timex watches.
or some collectible watches from burger king's old promotions
I wish I was that rich, I would have a lifetime supply of 1st gen iPhones locked up in there...
God, this thing is so amazing. Once I buy 10-15 priceless watches, I'm all over it.
I am kinda disappointed that there isn't a retina scan security feature. What if I want to store a tiny doomsday device in mine? *Pshhh*
White one looks like a fridge amirite?
At times like this, I always get irate and yell, "Why would you buy a $50,000 watch and a $200,000 safe when you could buy the world's coolest fillintheblank for the same amount of money!?" And then my wife reminds me that for some people in this world, it's not either/or, it's "I'll take both." Then I get sad.
"Both models are designed to be impenetrable"
Damn. I wish my last safe wasn't designed to be easily broken-into.
So lets say you're a criminal, you steal one of these beauties.. you realise it has a gps module.. but then you realise it isn't tethered to any power source after you've run off with it.
Unlikely also is it's ability to perform fission and develop its own perpetual state of power.
Lets say it has a car battery, that's going to last what.. a day?
And I'd question what material is chosen so not to be cut-into-able.
Strikes me this is just a very pretty ordinary safe with some useless features.
I want one.