Cellphone, USB drive gets modeled with meat

We deeply apologize to all the vegetarians in the crowd, but this was just too grotesque to overlook. We're not exactly sure of the whos, whats, whys, and whens behind all this, but apparently some butcher-to-be found enough spare time (and enough fresh meat) to create a wallet, a set of keys, a 3G-capable cellphone and a 4TB flash drive from raw, tender meat. We don't know what's sadder -- the fact that this isn't the first of its kind, or that there ever was a first of its kind.

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[Zorque Posted Oct 2nd 2008 8:06AM]

Every time I see you post I'm going to eat a ham sandwich. Hope that helps!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 2nd 2008 8:51AM]

HAHA, at least now i can finally shove my meat into the PC ;-] lol

[BTD Greg Posted Oct 2nd 2008 9:06AM]

That meat may be tender, but it's certainly not raw. Looks like cold cuts to me.

[acme401 Posted Oct 3rd 2008 10:55PM]

That's Ham-tastic!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 3rd 2008 6:01AM]

absolutely sick,appalling,disgusting...
i'm sure you people@Engadget would have better news to post than this...

[Icepop4who Posted Oct 2nd 2008 9:57AM]

goddammit vegans, stop preaching like an apple fanboi. i don't care if you don't eat meat, just do it on your will. everyone knows about vegetarianism, so if they want to convert, they will.

[The Dead Marxist Trio Posted Oct 2nd 2008 5:37PM]

Here here. A little more civility would've gotten better reception on your point though.

[JohnnyK Posted Oct 2nd 2008 10:56AM]

You're going to kill all those oxygen producing plants and leave nothing but air polluting animals. You're destroying the Earth, don't you see? You're nothing but a dephotosynthesizer.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 2nd 2008 11:11AM]

@ GoVegan

So, I'm a lacto-vegetarian, and people like you make me hate myself. When I go out with friends, I politely ask them to eat double their portions of steak to make up for my transgressions against society. Also, when I look at a cow I don't say things like "I must save you and your family. Come with me if you want to live!" I actually say things like "you look delicious, but you make me slow and weak, therefore, I will eat trees."

But, in seriousness, you're an idiot, though you are actually right in saying that some vegans and vegetarians are healthy and fit, much like myself. I went through bootcamp living off of peanutbutter and salads and maintained the fastest run times in my division for years.

I just ask that instead of spreading your soy-burning propoganda here amongst my Slim Jim devouring geek friends, please do it somewhere where it may be relevant, like Berkeley, where nobody really cares.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 2nd 2008 11:58AM]

I recommend that GoVegan orders a meat lovers pizza, rather than preach doctrines of demons.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 2nd 2008 1:14PM]

Platinum_Skeet @ Oct 2nd 2008 11:03AM

Matthew Forrest

Just because of you I'm inspired to spark up my grill this weekend and make some ribs...

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! =P

Platinum_Skeet
all I was trying to state was that the use of animals as a commodity to be exploited by humans may well be one day regarded in a similar manner as we now regard slavery. Barbaric and very wrong.
I does not bother me what you eat this weekend so long as it is not me on the grill.
P.S. I rather like America.

[sinai Posted Oct 2nd 2008 1:36PM]

"i got your meat phone right here!"

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 2nd 2008 1:40PM]

so a flesh usb drive... who cares...

and actualy that meaty sleeve for the ipod was said to be made of fake meat...

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 2nd 2008 1:55PM]

So, he made a literal ham wallet. I never thought I'd see the day.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 2nd 2008 2:59PM]

The wallet's been done before:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11653.html

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 3rd 2008 4:10PM]

Animals are not people. Period. You are an idiot.

Please go choke on a Boca burger.