iBone chew toy gives sneak peek at dog-centric App Store

We're going out on a limb here and assuming that the Haute Diggity Dog iBone comes jailbroken and ready to rock, or at least that's the impression we get from checking out that heretofore unseen bevy of icons. Customized for the "tech savvy dog on the go," this here iPhone chew toy gives dear Fido access to bark / hand-shake training, posture lessons, Washington Huskies sports updates (it's the Clemson Tigers in all honesty, but work with us here), a mysterious fitness app and a bone application for times when supper just seems too far away. You know your pup's worth the $11.95, you just know it.

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[Mike @ Oct 24th 2008 10:51AM]

iBone too!! hahaha

[ybd @ Oct 24th 2008 2:36PM]

Well, iTouch bones

[Testies, Testies, 1, 2... 3? @ Oct 24th 2008 2:38PM]

That's the name of a local escort service...

[Ridgecity @ Oct 24th 2008 4:23PM]

I'm happy they added the most important stuff for dogs these days:

1.Food
2.Other dogs
3. dog routes
4. The Stock Market

No wonder my dogs sleeps all day. His 401(k) must be pretty shitty.

[eggothewaffle @ Oct 24th 2008 10:52AM]

KIRC: Keeping it Real Canine

[Kespar @ Oct 24th 2008 10:53AM]

why does the dog on the dog buttons mouth open sideways like some form of alien dog?

[CraigJ @ Oct 24th 2008 10:59AM]

because it's a cat...

[Kespar @ Oct 24th 2008 11:03AM]

....and cats mouths open sideways...?

take your cat to the vet my man.

[CraigJ @ Oct 24th 2008 12:14PM]

it's a feature,

[phanbouy @ Oct 24th 2008 1:03PM]

he's confusing cat eye with cat mouth

i do it all the time too.

...

[happy_penguin @ Oct 24th 2008 10:53AM]

Something tells me that it wouldn't be a good idea to give a dog a toy to chew that looks like your phone.

[Patriks7 @ Oct 24th 2008 10:56AM]

But it's missing the usual Apple mirror!






Uh I meant new revolutionary glass screen..

[Zak @ Oct 24th 2008 11:39AM]

Yes, your sarcasm is hilarious because Apple is the only company to ever use glossy monitors. Ever.

[Blondie @ Oct 24th 2008 11:00AM]

I am glad they included the "line graph" app there on the top right. Or is that the EKG app. Either one would be useful to a dog.

[Alex @ Oct 24th 2008 12:38PM]

my thoughts exactly. Unless Fido has taken a short position on Alpo stock.

[mike @ Oct 24th 2008 11:01AM]

if user == iEYE;
kill self;

[mike @ Oct 24th 2008 11:03AM]

Engadget, add a damn edit button already.

iEye*

[Muhammad-Oli @ Oct 24th 2008 11:12AM]

Man, I gotta get me one of these!

[Valicore @ Oct 24th 2008 11:13AM]

I'm gonna through a tomato at your head for bringing up that shit in a post about a dog toy.

[roach @ Oct 24th 2008 11:13AM]

This is for Apple fanboys who feel their dog is not mac enough...sad.

[fistpittingnork @ Oct 24th 2008 11:14AM]

Love the bulldog-cat hybrid app

[Valicore @ Oct 24th 2008 11:16AM]

Nooo it just LOOKS like a line graph app, it's ACTUALLY just "blue" written in Dogscript :P

[Jatin380 @ Oct 24th 2008 11:24AM]

its fake!
No flash light app
impossible

[Jatin380 @ Oct 24th 2008 11:25AM]

or shud i say, impawssible

[Valicore @ Oct 24th 2008 11:33AM]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozzzzzz

[Paul Cyopick @ Oct 24th 2008 11:32AM]

I guess we only Digg this if your dog buries it.

[Jonathan @ Oct 24th 2008 11:37AM]

iBone... kinda hoping that pornotube.com finally came out with a mobile version.

[wiregr @ Oct 24th 2008 11:47AM]

But does it have copy/paste?

[Sentax @ Oct 24th 2008 12:04PM]

Gotta love the lame attempts at humor in these comments..

[Tonnica @ Oct 24th 2008 12:11PM]

Dogcow tested, dogcow approved!

[Zak @ Oct 24th 2008 12:23PM]

That comment wins this entire thread.

[directive0 @ Oct 24th 2008 2:07PM]

MOOF!

[Seneca @ Oct 24th 2008 12:18PM]

Forget jailbroken, does it come house broken?

[Rekit @ Oct 24th 2008 1:19PM]

At least the dog version has tactile response.

Ugh. I want to be a dog. Maybe someday.

[16-bit @ Oct 24th 2008 2:12PM]

Do you have to shrink yourself down when you go "through" tomatoes?

[Neebs @ Oct 24th 2008 2:41PM]

iPawd

oh the puns!

[Ty @ Dec 8th 2008 11:38PM]

Lol. Was wondering when someone would say something.

[IPirate @ Oct 24th 2008 3:47PM]

Is it made in China? Doggie beware!

[Patrick @ Oct 24th 2008 4:09PM]

For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper that's not afraid to say how great this country is!