We all know the holiday season is coming up, but even if you're on the hunt for a gag gift for your fav-o-rite prankster, we can't
not recommend the following turds enough. Up first is the absolutely unbelievable Night Sweat Alarm watch, which actually wakes you up if it detects that you're perspiring. Why? Legend has it that no one knows. Moving on, we've got the USB Volcano -- a perfect mix of your first-grade science project and your college-era infatuation with all things USB. Things start to get really absurd when viewing the self-explanatory Glass of Milk Light and the Retro Handy Handset, but even those are potentially topped in stupidity by the Air Flow Mouse and cake-shaped USB drives. Have a look at each below before casting your vote, but keep that barf bag handy.
Read - Sweat Alarm watch
Read - USB Volcano
Read - Glass of Milk Light
Read - Retro Handy Handset
Read - Air Flow Mouse
Read - Cake-shaped USB drive
Crapgadget: not-even-suitable-for-gag-gift edition| Sweat Alarm Watch | 3389 (44.8%) |
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| USB Volcano | 548 (7.3%) |
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| Glass of Milk Light | 1123 (14.9%) |
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| Retro Handset | 1108 (14.7%) |
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| Air Flow Mouse | 520 (6.9%) |
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| Cake-shaped USB drives | 869 (11.5%) |
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posted October 25th 2008 10:00AM
"Just plug the retro handset right into the 2.5mm earphone jack and get cool."
Rofl.
Dear ignorant writer of this post ...
I'm a type one diabetic who has had hypos in the night before, and i think the night sweat alarm is a very good idea
so fuck you :)
I can use the mouse when the alarm goes off. Yay!
I second Nemothrong: I also think the MILK LIGHT is awesome. Although $14.99 might be a very steep price to pay when you mistake a real glass of milk for your MILK LIGHT and destroy every thing on your desk before electrocuting yourself.
I voted for the retro pink handset because of this:
"Special novelty and newly design of this Retro Handy Handset to combine the modern and retro"
I mean, seriously? What the f*** does that even mean? Newly? That isn't even a word! I mean, if they're going to sell a product that is sold in an English speaking country, surely you'd want to get a translator to do the translating, rather than running it through Google translate...
Taken directly from the company info for the cake shaped usb
Packing team
Four persons dedicated of packing, they provide you the best packing to give you a one piece of product arrived to your place.
Wonder where the other pieces go :)
I love the phone handset, in fact, I'll probably buy one, albeit not in pink. I hate that cell phones are so small, and the feeling they give me that I'm speaking off into the air instead of into the phone. I won't have to dig for my phone at the bottom of my purse, I can leave it there and grab the handset sitting right on top of everything else. It seems very practical to me, and really I don't give a rat's *ss about not looking cool.
The volcano video is even worse than the gadget itself...
So wait, you're telling me the volcano isn't a vaporizer?
Weak.
I take the mouse over the handset because of the remote control.