Caption Contest: Naked man who is also a computer; eye bleach not included
By Paul Miller 
posted Oct 28th 2008 4:02PM
posted Oct 28th 2008 4:02PM
Josh: "The Robocop program had seen drastic budget cuts in recent years."
Chris: "iFixIt's teardown of ASIMO revealed what many had suspected all along: it's just a naked white dude with a motherboard duct taped to him." and "Please don't play Crysis - the GPU is like RIGHT on my nipple."
Joe: "Mobile computing means different things to different people."
Paul: "There are lots of great ways to stay warm this winter. This one is lame."
Richard: "Unfortunately, Jim slightly misread the TSA's new less-annoying laptop bag rules."
Darren: "Um, no -- those aren't mathematical equations written on my bedroom wall..."
Laura: "Gaultier proves, once again, that pants are extraneous."
Don: "Hello, Starbucks? Do you let folks use your power outlets? Great."
Nilay: "It's the liquid-cooling system I'm most proud of."
Thomas: "Hey ladies, watch what happens when I hit the defrag button."
["Thanks," sgt_easton]
Unfortunately this person was rejected as a backup to Daft Punk
OR
This was the rejected prototype for the borg.
AKBlade13
Your post proves you should try to stick to one joke at the time. Usually the best one.
BUT CAN HE RUN CRYSIS??????
In fact...can he RUN at all?
Will he blend and can he play with himself (or crysis)
I just feel bad for him.
Judging from the height of that window, he's in his parent's basement. The blanket on the window is probably his version of "insulation" and his bed is right under the window. He could catch a cold.
Engadget should start a collection for him.
How about...
"Man from the mid-90s tapes computer parts to his body to get attention and hopes to be featured on "Caption Contest" on Engadget 10 years into the future".
Seems like the most logical caption...
...I see the problem...the power cord is disconnected....let me just plug...it.
oooh a CRT screen...
a "Compaq", branded CRT screen....
This is when we realized the studio's heart was not in the remake of Tron.
"Is it recording?.. OK. This is day twelve of the pixel metamorphosing trials. Once again I am attempting to digitize myself and transport into my SecondLife character Antonio."
FIREWALL IS HISTORY! COMPUTER VIRUS IS INFECTIOUS TO HUMANS!
............................................STAY PROTECTED!...WEAR NORTON ANITVIRUS Y2K28 TODAY!!
................................................................THE COMPLETE CARE SOLUTION FOR YOUR NANO CELLS!!!
It's iEye!
@ Flashpoint: You need to get out of your parents' basement more if you think a high window is indicative of living in one's parents' basement. I've seen plenty of basement-level apartments in my day that were part of a complex, not someone's parents' house.
This is a classic example of "just because you could doesn't mean you should, and certainly don't take pictures of it."
Do you want some fries with that erm... Computer?
No but i would go for some thinly sliced 130nm chips though :P
one of the few computers with joystick included
A touch sensitive joystick at that...
and it has FORCE FEEDBACK
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Crossed the line
why do you think its called a joy-stick
At least his bag of hurt is covered up.
Is that a computer or are you just happy to see me?
Encourage by the announcement of Windows 7 being less graphics intensive, Toby decided his wearable GPU will no longer be necessary and took this "before" photo for posterity.
Endgaget,
At least have the courtesy of slapping NSFW on the title... GAWD.
Is there a scenario where a post with "naked man" in the title IS safe for work? I want to read THAT site.
Lost all my clothes in a bet. Now I keep warm with my AMD.
check out my new portable computer
Looks like a good way to get electrocuted.
At least they covered up the 3.5" floppy
win
EPIC....win!
Funniest comment I have read on engadget in months.
here in south africa we called them stiffy's, not floppy's.
now i really feel sorry for him. a 3.5 inch floppy is forgivable....but for a stiffy?
HAHAHA best one yet!
For your comment, you win the internets. All of them.
YES! You win! Give this person a prize!!
the system looks a little bloated to be labeled compaq.
peter in family guy: you think thats bad? what about the time i had to work as a stripper at the engadget christmas party?
LOL. Excellent
Tonight on NBC's new line up the 49.99 Man!
(after an all new knight rider)
Hi, I'm a mac...... and I AM A PC!!
"I'm sorry, I left my wallet in my other hard drive."
"Thank god he used IDE instead of upgrading to the SATA thong."
was that guy drunk or stoned? why this post here? tape one with a laptop doesnt qualify him/her as a computer... though it would look better than this...
Would YOU like to be a model for dell's new clothing line?
Lol, liked that one.
"Hello, I'm a Mac and he's...well, an IDIOT!"
The new Dell Optisex 755.
this has little to do with computing and technology and far more to do with fame. It's a 'look at me' and an embarrassed self aware one at that.
Is that your hard drive, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm allergic to latex. This is the next best form of birth control.
cool! he got the elusive "lowest ranked". Lowest Ranked would be proud
damn, that was to tiuk below. or tluk, can't really tell with the contrast.
Holy shit now you have it.
???
Not-Work-Fucking-Safe, Engadget. Thanks for that.
Pretty sure the image should be inoffensive to humans. The computer you're working on might get a bit worried though.
tiuk, the man does have underwear on, or something that I pray is underwear. If a man in his underwear is work innapropritate then you better erase all those pictures of michael phelps off your hard drive...
dude, your so low rated i had to strain to see the reply button.
Does the floppy get used at all?
The caption is on his ass:
"Insert dick here"
WE ARE BORG!!!
Prepare to be assimilated... Resistance is futile!
Hey, kid! I'm a computer! Stop all the downloadin!
You beat me to it!
GI Joe and Fear Before the March of Flames. Thank you.
G. I. Joe bastardry. Classic!
Plug the power cable to the rear... and i'm one "happy" green man.
"Hello I'm a PC"...
someone's been watching Serial Experiments: LAIN a little too much...
Heatsinks are people!!!
You should see what my girlfriend is wearing...
Guess where the power button is.
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. A death wish if I've ever seen one.
Im not just a body. I can do math in my head too.
You ought to see where I put the power adapter.
The epitome of a graphic processing unit...
Real men don't use floppies. ;)
Bill
In communist Russia, porn watches YOU.
Anyone said Barebone computer?
Take that Face Visualizer guy!
introducing the new iSuit from Apple
took the "Ergonomic" concept too seriously?
Lose ten pounds while burning a CD! It's never been so easy!
Bringing a whole new meaning to "Plug and Play".
nope... thats the usb dongle.
Is it just me who noticed that his drives arn't actually connected.
- No IDE cable in HDD
- No IDE or Power to optical drive
- Doesn't even look like he's got ram in it.
That's a brilliant way to get electrocuted and die! What an idiot!
Hi, how's it going? My name's Peter and I support Multitouch.
1 USB assdapter only
Oops his molex is showing!
Steve Jobs: "Finally, I have been able to reveal to you our newest product, part phone, part music player, part video player, part communicator, part retard. Folks, I would like to present you with the iTard".
(SDK will be released soon)
A data cenetr made of these is what we need in these hard times...
"My CPU is a neural net processor...A learning Computer"
Looks like he needs to upgrade his ram.
This is taking personal computing a bit far...
man implements new liquid cooling system - fails when realizes urine not actually cool (and unnaturally warm upon expulsion from test subject)
Duuuude, you're getting Compaq.
One things for sure hes got balls.
not for long if he overclocks this thing
Timmy's "Alienware presents Alienwear" concept sounded a whole lot better in theory..
Chest Hair...has gone silicon style