Victor Multi-Kill trap electrocutes mice, hates liberals

Daaaamn... this Victor Multi-Kill Electronic Mouse Trap is serious business. Normally we prefer more humane, wired domes to cage our furry house guests as they grab for the rich dark-chocolate morsels that tempt the palate of elite city-mice. We then release them into wee puddle-boats with tiny parasols to enjoy a feast of truffles glazed in a bit of saffron sauce. But all the gadgety goodness of this Multi-Kill trap makes us want to electrocute our pests into smoldering puffs of lifeless mouse just as Victor promises. The high-voltage shock is said to kill the mouse in 3 seconds followed by a swivel of the "Shock N' Drop" chamber to dump up to 10 carcasses into the collection drawer. "Population annihilation in just one night -- 100% kill rate guaranteed." Oh boy. Video after the break.

[Emile @ Nov 3rd 2008 6:34AM]

Get a cat

[bartoron @ Nov 3rd 2008 6:37AM]

My dad is allergic to cats. His last name is Katz. Irony?

[Samo @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:03AM]

@bartoron: Wouldn't that mean your surname is Katz, too? Just mentioned it because you said "his" instead of "our".

[John B @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:22AM]

Yeah, because...

* Cats never need to be fed
* Cats never need to have litter changed
* Cats will always catch every mouse because they just KNOW where every mouse is
* Cats will NEVER be like Garfield and consider it to be a toy instead of lunch
* No one on the planet has a cat allergy
* No one lives somewhere where pets are not allowed
* Cats will always take less than three seconds to kill a mouse
* Cats will clean up the blood and guts afterwords. "Yo, dad. Got any paper towels?"

Oh, yeah, I can see why a cat is just so much more of an appropriate alternative just to prevent a rodent from being zapped.

And I don't know about "hates liberals" but maybe "hates people who put the life of a rodent on a higher pedestal than the potential diseases they carry and damage they cause." Now, if that's what includes "liberals" then so be it, but I doubt that all liberals feel that way. "Animal rights whackos" on the other hand....

[Dave Chappelle @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:33AM]

@ John B

Why So Serious?....


calm the hell down.

[Funke, Tobias Dr. @ Nov 3rd 2008 8:28AM]

Cats do not provide milk nor wool or meat

[vvtopkar @ Nov 3rd 2008 8:53AM]

@Samo
His dad's first name is Katz.

[Gian @ Nov 3rd 2008 9:00AM]

@Funke

Who says cats don't provide milk and meat? Kittens and dogs everywhere beg to differ. :-)

[Solah @ Nov 3rd 2008 9:01AM]

Funke:

You can milk anything with nipples.

http://www.nextag.com/cat-milk/search-html

[neebick @ Nov 3rd 2008 9:05AM]

The problem with cats is that they are proud of their kills. I woke one day with four bloody, squished mice on my chest. At least with this I don't have to touch the mouse.

[bartoron @ Nov 3rd 2008 9:28AM]

@Vvtopkar, his last name is Katz, not first. And the reason I said his instead of our is because he's allergic to cats, but I'm not.

Anyways, this thing is cool. It would've saved us a lot of time when we had a mouse in our house.

[John B @ Nov 3rd 2008 9:54AM]

Pointing out facts about cats is being "so serious"? Sheesh. { roll eyes } Hell, I own two cats *and* I'm allergic to them! (I lurves my loratadine...) I'm not the one who's being too serious.

[mhchaudhry @ Nov 3rd 2008 11:33AM]

-- Just reiterating what Dave said --

@ John B

Why So Serious?....


calm the hell down.


(that was funny!)

[Funke, Tobias Dr. @ Nov 3rd 2008 1:46PM]

@Everybody everywhere:
Usually, if somebody says something that contradicts common sense, do a search for it before questioning or criticizing it. There's a pretty good chance it will be a quote from somewhere.

[Boards of Canada @ Nov 3rd 2008 4:09PM]

Electrocutes your dad, get a cat.

[Oldarney @ Nov 3rd 2008 5:39PM]

ooh boy a cat seems to old school, how about a laser blaster or rail gun. or why not use those dead bodys to turn our mice into oil, "welcome Vivoil"

[MonkeyHood @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:09PM]

@Solah:

I'm a guy and so far nothing has come out (thankfully).

[thazlett @ Nov 3rd 2008 6:35AM]

just caught dinner!

[Mike @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:43AM]

Just get a .22 :)

http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ratseasonth9.jpg

[thedesolate1 @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:04PM]

If you like your mice extra crispy.. Allow me to recommend one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIHyRyETKg

I think the .22 leaves you with cold food.

[Jerome @ Nov 3rd 2008 6:38AM]

Deadly and Remarkable.

Will seriously consider bring this product to rat ridden areas.

they neeed such stuff.

[Scotty Doo @ Nov 3rd 2008 6:39AM]

The smell of Barbecued mouse will attract the cat's who will inevitably stick their paws in the hole..........zzzzzzzaaaap

Unlucky Kitty

[chester @ Nov 5th 2008 12:32PM]

I sorta hate to do this but "curiosity killed the cat..."

[Kris S. @ Nov 3rd 2008 6:40AM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzTfgds0UI

[Zach @ Nov 3rd 2008 1:37PM]

Wow. Just...wow.

[whistlepig @ Nov 3rd 2008 6:52AM]

do they make these kid size ?

[Frankenstein Black @ Nov 3rd 2008 12:35PM]

Better yet. Do they have a car alarm version of this? Add sun roof and Caracas ejector seat, and SOLD!

[Zunavio @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:00AM]

Kills you in 15 seconds...

Say cheese!

[Bad Beaver @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:00AM]

How to ever resist a product that features "multi-kill"? Actually, this thing looks pretty fine for situations where rodent control is needed. If you really need that mouse dead, this way seems much "nicer" than having its back shattered by a bar of steel, let it starve in a cage, poison it with stuff that melts its organs, and especially the true and tested "cat" option.

[MM @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:09AM]

@Emile - You have to feed cats and give them tender loving care, most cats are nowadays obese and even if the cat cought the mouse it wouldn't eat it.

This is the ultimate wepon, I just wish it could hang the dead mice out so the others can see what horror awaits them. Daaamn!

[Emile @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:29AM]

Our cats do need to be fed and given loving care, but they aren't obese. Whenever they bring in mice, our dog eats them.
With this solution, we don't have any rodent problems during a black-out.

[blahblah @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:43AM]

To Emile:

And then the dog licks everybody in the family... mouseariffic.

[Prokanda @ Nov 3rd 2008 8:11AM]

@Emile:

the video says it runs on [included] batteries for up to 150 kills.

black-out problem solved.

stop being a cheap bastard and buy that dog some BACON, OMG IT'S REAL BAAAAACON!

[Boards of Canada @ Nov 3rd 2008 4:16PM]

The dog eat them... no way!!! hahaha!

[Adam @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:10AM]

So I may be in for one of these. Also check out ratzapper dot com for a those on a budget (only $40 vs. $100). I've had regular mouse traps fail to kill and its really a mess to cleanup rodent carcasses.

[strider_mt2k @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:14AM]

That guy can get voice over work but I can't .

WTF

[wud_e @ Nov 3rd 2008 9:45AM]

Tell me about it! Voice over/acting is my dream side job. I'd love to do voice over/acting in a commercial or movie.

[Dennisb @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:19AM]

Can i get one of these in Human size? I am still looking for a way to get rid of my mother in law :)

[r3loaded @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:23AM]

What will you use as bait?

[Zunavio @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:29AM]

Watchout!

Your wife is looking at your screen.

[MM @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:31AM]

Bait? your father in law

[Jonathan-DBOSS @ Nov 3rd 2008 11:12AM]

Toss in pictures of your naked self, and she's sure to "bite".

hohohoHOHOOHohooHOH

[LC @ Nov 3rd 2008 11:26AM]

"What will you use as bait?"

Nylons and Aquanet.

[somedude @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:26AM]

Looks like a mailbox.

[strider_mt2k @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:39AM]

A mailbox of death, yes.

What it should offer is boxing and shipment of the rodents as a gift for your enemies.

[niallers @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:31AM]

Hope they add a speaker to the side that plays the Quake 3 lightning gun sfx along with "Headshot" or "MultiKill" or connect 2 together to play deathmatch against each other "Lost the Lead" or "3 Kills Remaining"

[Holger @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:58AM]

hehe kinda sick, but a very fun idea... :P

[waterwagen @ Nov 3rd 2008 10:13AM]

One of the funniest things I've read in a long while!

[nxp3 @ Nov 3rd 2008 7:54AM]

Yeah I don't like pets so cats is out of the question. Now when we first moved into our new home, we did have a few mice problem but was taken care of by some sticky glue thing. That thing is pretty inhumane I think, but this trap is awesome. Though I'd probably move out of the house if I had 10 or more mice to kill per night.

[Crypt @ Nov 3rd 2008 8:11AM]

Im pretty sure give it time, and Mother Nature will just build a better mouse