Victor Multi-Kill trap electrocutes mice, hates liberals
By Thomas Ricker 
posted November 3rd 2008 6:30AM
posted November 3rd 2008 6:30AM
Daaaamn... this Victor Multi-Kill Electronic Mouse Trap is serious business. Normally we prefer more humane, wired domes to cage our furry house guests as they grab for the rich dark-chocolate morsels that tempt the palate of elite city-mice. We then release them into wee puddle-boats with tiny parasols to enjoy a feast of truffles glazed in a bit of saffron sauce. But all the gadgety goodness of this Multi-Kill trap makes us want to electrocute our pests into smoldering puffs of lifeless mouse just as Victor promises. The high-voltage shock is said to kill the mouse in 3 seconds followed by a swivel of the "Shock N' Drop" chamber to dump up to 10 carcasses into the collection drawer. "Population annihilation in just one night -- 100% kill rate guaranteed." Oh boy. Video after the break.
Get a cat
My dad is allergic to cats. His last name is Katz. Irony?
@bartoron: Wouldn't that mean your surname is Katz, too? Just mentioned it because you said "his" instead of "our".
Yeah, because...
* Cats never need to be fed
* Cats never need to have litter changed
* Cats will always catch every mouse because they just KNOW where every mouse is
* Cats will NEVER be like Garfield and consider it to be a toy instead of lunch
* No one on the planet has a cat allergy
* No one lives somewhere where pets are not allowed
* Cats will always take less than three seconds to kill a mouse
* Cats will clean up the blood and guts afterwords. "Yo, dad. Got any paper towels?"
Oh, yeah, I can see why a cat is just so much more of an appropriate alternative just to prevent a rodent from being zapped.
And I don't know about "hates liberals" but maybe "hates people who put the life of a rodent on a higher pedestal than the potential diseases they carry and damage they cause." Now, if that's what includes "liberals" then so be it, but I doubt that all liberals feel that way. "Animal rights whackos" on the other hand....
@ John B
Why So Serious?....
calm the hell down.
Cats do not provide milk nor wool or meat
@Samo
His dad's first name is Katz.
@Funke
Who says cats don't provide milk and meat? Kittens and dogs everywhere beg to differ. :-)
Funke:
You can milk anything with nipples.
http://www.nextag.com/cat-milk/search-html
The problem with cats is that they are proud of their kills. I woke one day with four bloody, squished mice on my chest. At least with this I don't have to touch the mouse.
@Vvtopkar, his last name is Katz, not first. And the reason I said his instead of our is because he's allergic to cats, but I'm not.
Anyways, this thing is cool. It would've saved us a lot of time when we had a mouse in our house.
Pointing out facts about cats is being "so serious"? Sheesh. { roll eyes } Hell, I own two cats *and* I'm allergic to them! (I lurves my loratadine...) I'm not the one who's being too serious.
-- Just reiterating what Dave said --
@ John B
Why So Serious?....
calm the hell down.
(that was funny!)
@Everybody everywhere:
Usually, if somebody says something that contradicts common sense, do a search for it before questioning or criticizing it. There's a pretty good chance it will be a quote from somewhere.
Electrocutes your dad, get a cat.
ooh boy a cat seems to old school, how about a laser blaster or rail gun. or why not use those dead bodys to turn our mice into oil, "welcome Vivoil"
@Solah:
I'm a guy and so far nothing has come out (thankfully).
just caught dinner!
Just get a .22 :)
http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ratseasonth9.jpg
If you like your mice extra crispy.. Allow me to recommend one of these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIHyRyETKg
I think the .22 leaves you with cold food.
Not cool at all. Please go back to reporting on stuff that doesn't kill animals. Thanks.
Deadly and Remarkable.
Will seriously consider bring this product to rat ridden areas.
they neeed such stuff.
The smell of Barbecued mouse will attract the cat's who will inevitably stick their paws in the hole..........zzzzzzzaaaap
Unlucky Kitty
I sorta hate to do this but "curiosity killed the cat..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzTfgds0UI
Wow. Just...wow.
do they make these kid size ?
Better yet. Do they have a car alarm version of this? Add sun roof and Caracas ejector seat, and SOLD!
Kills you in 15 seconds...
Say cheese!
How to ever resist a product that features "multi-kill"? Actually, this thing looks pretty fine for situations where rodent control is needed. If you really need that mouse dead, this way seems much "nicer" than having its back shattered by a bar of steel, let it starve in a cage, poison it with stuff that melts its organs, and especially the true and tested "cat" option.
@Emile - You have to feed cats and give them tender loving care, most cats are nowadays obese and even if the cat cought the mouse it wouldn't eat it.
This is the ultimate wepon, I just wish it could hang the dead mice out so the others can see what horror awaits them. Daaamn!
Our cats do need to be fed and given loving care, but they aren't obese. Whenever they bring in mice, our dog eats them.
With this solution, we don't have any rodent problems during a black-out.
To Emile:
And then the dog licks everybody in the family... mouseariffic.
@Emile:
the video says it runs on [included] batteries for up to 150 kills.
black-out problem solved.
stop being a cheap bastard and buy that dog some BACON, OMG IT'S REAL BAAAAACON!
The dog eat them... no way!!! hahaha!
So I may be in for one of these. Also check out ratzapper dot com for a those on a budget (only $40 vs. $100). I've had regular mouse traps fail to kill and its really a mess to cleanup rodent carcasses.
The inventor is going to hell for sure... :D
Why cant we jus catch it and leave it somewhere that is mutually safe..?...
That guy can get voice over work but I can't .
WTF
Tell me about it! Voice over/acting is my dream side job. I'd love to do voice over/acting in a commercial or movie.
Can i get one of these in Human size? I am still looking for a way to get rid of my mother in law :)
What will you use as bait?
Watchout!
Your wife is looking at your screen.
Bait? your father in law
Toss in pictures of your naked self, and she's sure to "bite".
hohohoHOHOOHohooHOH
"What will you use as bait?"
Nylons and Aquanet.
Looks like a mailbox.
A mailbox of death, yes.
What it should offer is boxing and shipment of the rodents as a gift for your enemies.
Hope they add a speaker to the side that plays the Quake 3 lightning gun sfx along with "Headshot" or "MultiKill" or connect 2 together to play deathmatch against each other "Lost the Lead" or "3 Kills Remaining"
hehe kinda sick, but a very fun idea... :P
One of the funniest things I've read in a long while!