Toshiba's TLP-X200U projector talks... like Clippy?

When your 3LCD projector boasts such middling specs as 3,000 lumens spread across 1,024 x 768 pixels, a 600:1 contrast ratio, and 4.4-pounds heft, you need a trick or two to capture the market's attention. How about voice guided menus and preventative maintenance advice? Uh, no. We could be wrong but we expect that to add about as much value to this PowerPoint apparatus as Clippy did to MS Office. Yours now for $1,739, and just a small slice of your sanity.

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[kaimonkey Posted Nov 4th 2008 8:35AM]

FREAKING SWEET !! :D

[allislost Posted Nov 4th 2008 8:40AM]

Wow bad idea. imagine you're watching porno while everyone is asleep and you forget to lower the volume...

"BIG BOOTY BITCHES HAS LOADED"...

"PLEASE SELECT A SCENE FROM BIG BOOTY BITCHES"...

"YOU HAVE SELECTED SCENE 3 FROM BIG BOOTY BITCHES"...

i wouldn't be able to look at anyone if that were to happen...

[bobsakamano Posted Nov 4th 2008 8:44AM]

seems like you speak from experience

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 4th 2008 8:49AM]

Ahh, office just wasn't the same without Clippy.

[KAL326 Posted Nov 4th 2008 9:04AM]

Hey it looks like you're watching porn.
Would you like me to:
1. Get you some tissues
2. Keep an eye out for your girlfriend
3. Shut up because a talking projector is putting ya at half staff

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 4th 2008 9:12AM]

4. Keep talking in this slow, seductive voice while they are trying to include some lame plot nonsense.

[Erb Posted Nov 4th 2008 9:27AM]

That weird look on Clippy's face makes me think the projector is gonna get ass raped.

Anyone else?

[SushiAlex Posted Nov 4th 2008 10:15AM]

clippy is packing the pipe.

[julioangelortiz Posted Nov 6th 2008 12:19AM]

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that! Clippy is about to get some whether the projector likes it or not.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 4th 2008 9:49AM]

That's such a creepy picture!!

[Timerider Posted Nov 4th 2008 11:02AM]

Go away paper clip, no one likes you!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 5th 2008 12:46AM]

CLACKerclip

[Mitchel Posted Nov 4th 2008 1:06PM]

All of a sudden the lens glows red and the projector softly says

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that"