Kmart publishes next wave of Black Friday-style deals as world ends

Kmart's unloaded some fresh deals upon us today, proving that no matter how completely weak the economy is, come Black Friday (which now encompasses the entire month of November) we'll probably buy up whatever's on sale. They have a few legitimate bargains, certainly, peppered in amongst the tripe, including a 2GB Element MP3 player for $22.99, a 19-inch Sony Bravia M Series LCD HDTV for $374.99, and a GE A835 digital camera for $79.99, all for your consumin' pleasure. The sale starts Sunday, and runs through the actual Black Friday, or until the economy collapses and we move to a bottle-cap-based currency, whichever happens first. Simply not enough bargains for you? Hit the read link for the full rundown.

[Via I4U News]

[FILA Posted Nov 15th 2008 1:42AM]

FIRST?

[FILA Posted Nov 15th 2008 1:44AM]

Besides K-Mart doesnt sell anything really that I want, atleast not this shit

[psyclotron Posted Nov 15th 2008 1:56AM]

you must like being faded. fade to white...

[o29 Posted Nov 15th 2008 1:50AM]

Well good thing I saved all those Nuka-Cola caps.

[onlyshawn Posted Nov 15th 2008 3:12AM]

aaaah...quantum.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 2:25AM]

"proving that no matter how matter how completely weak"

No matter how matter?

I am so confused. Help.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 4:55AM]

I am so am confused, too.

[Usedbert Posted Nov 15th 2008 2:46AM]

Just in case the bottle cap currency does happen, I'm totally going to be covered (hit the link)!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/zip/918866250.html

[collegekid13 Posted Nov 15th 2008 3:00AM]

and to think i threw out my beer cap collection from my childhood

[Erb Posted Nov 15th 2008 3:18AM]

Having a bottle cap based currency will make it hard to buy bottles of soda.

I'll have 1 bottle of soda please.
That will be one bottle cap sir.
*Unscrews lid*
I'll have 1 more bottle of soda please!

[The Dead Marxist Trio Posted Nov 15th 2008 3:37AM]

If there's anything to be taken away from the series "Duck Tales" it's that a bottle-cap based economy just doesn't work as well as a money based... oh wait.

Bottle caps it is!

[rocke86 Posted Nov 15th 2008 4:15AM]

Duck Tales was a great show one episode actually taught about inflation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LWQQrpSc4

If only we could of stopped the federal reserve but it is too late.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 5:27AM]

Guess who wants to drive up their shares...

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 8:49AM]

So now I can have a LCD HDTV for $374.99. Great. Ah, if only I could afford the electricity.

[Ishcabible Posted Nov 15th 2008 11:32AM]

Huh? Then how was your post created?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 11:37AM]

do you think they accept modified amphibian parts? 'cos if not i'll go down to cortical systematics instead

[Bandigolo Posted Nov 15th 2008 11:58AM]

There is a reason why KMart filed Chapter 11 a few years back...

http://www.kmart.com/shc/s/p_10151_10104_13500000TOS-HDA2P?vName=Computers+%26+Electronics&cName=DVD+Players+%26+Recorders&sName=DVD+Players

wonder how those are selling these days?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 12:39PM]

I play fallout 3 until 3am last night, and I see Fallout 3 references in this post here. Either I'm playing the game too much, or there are other f3 addicts out there.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 2:47PM]

Actually no, there aren't.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 8:05PM]

ppl still go to Kmart?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 15th 2008 11:23PM]

K-mart still exists? Jeez, shut that sad excuse for a retailer down! We need the space for more Chipotle.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 17th 2008 3:39AM]

the first person (in the dress, looking at the camera) looks like a bearded man in a dress.