The bacon iPhone sleeve: for discerning eyes only
By Joshua Topolsky 
posted Nov 17th 2008 1:11AM
posted Nov 17th 2008 1:11AM
[Thanks, Jesse]
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Bacon is like weed everything is better with it
Gaffigan agrees.
BIPPITY BOPPITY BACON!
Finally, someone has found the *perfect* way to cater to a major portion of the meatheads out there.
Now all they need to do is make one for all the other sorts of poorly equipped mobile phones being used by other sorts of meatheads.
surely your dialog is in jest good sir?
Maybe my comment was a bit *ham*handed, but I don't think I *glazed* over anything.
I believe it was a job *well done.*
Eggo,
that would have been funnier if you hadn't used the asterixis.
How are you anyway, still playing guitar i would hope.
Very true, but when you have so much at steak in a place like the slaughterhouse which is Engadget, I am simply too chicken to allow my wordplay to pass through without some "tool tips" for those who aren't the most thoughtful of the sad lot who actually reads these comments.
...And do I know you? :o
Maybe, from a long time ago. Probably not though. Used to post on mx. Don't even know if its still there.
Haha, talk about a small world :)
I don't post there much anymore but that place is still stubbornly alive.
You know the old saying...
"You don't win friends with salad!"
"You don't win friends with salad!"
Well, that only applies if you can BBQ that sleeve at the BYOBB
So that's what happened to Miss Piggy. I miss my Muppets.
Awwww ahahahahaha
This is made of Felt (Wool), the actual cost of making it is less than $0.50, the time to make such a simple pocket is less than 30 min if using just bare hands and a bottle of soapy water... what a rip off, lol
If one wanted to buy some bacon felt, hypothetically, who would supply such a delicious craft supply?
that would be so much cooler if it was designed for my mogul instead of that piece of crap
26 minutes... write it down
How is the iPhone 3G on T-Mobile?
This is Germany, so I'm guessing that wasn't a sarcastic question?
It is just as good on T-Mobile as it is anywhere else.
It looks like a smiling cat. (\--/)
I think it has more of a cat with its tongue out look....good catch though, I didn't notice it at first glance
A smiling cat after a trip under a lawn mower...
I went into the comments just to see if anyone noticed the same thing. +1 for you!!!
This is the greatest day of my entire life.
Apple and bacon? sounds delicious.
this would be so much cooler if it was made out of actual baccon.
Waiting on a comment from iEye or Clak on how fucking cool this is and they will use it as condoms masturbating to pictures of Stevie..
iEye is a dumbass only half the time...
Also, why do they both set their profiles to private? Are they hiding something?
Ya he isin't THAT bad... also are you some kind of stalker? Maby they DON'T want you looking at their profiles...
@Haikibutsu
Because people like me will go through all his posts ranking them down.
@Patriks7,
Why swear, kids read these forums too, I don't hide swearing from them, but they don't need some unintelligent gent using swearing to describe the ineptness of other users whom also can't seem to post with out swearing.
I guess I am getting old, and IT people are getting lazy, cant come up with a good line... At least eggothewaffle was clever.
Uh oh... Looks like Yopladas is Clak's new account.
protip: google his name + weblogs blog name
This would go well with my toast wallet! Now, if I only had an iPhone to put in that sleeve o' bacon, mmmmmm..
Why?
kuz bacon is basically the 1337est meat of all.
why?, it gives men a reason to talk about their "meat"
"Honey, what are you fidgeting with in your pocket?"
-I'm fixing my meat!
-I think I sat on my meat!
-I'm trying to pull out my meat!
-I'm getting my meat for you!
Good it's just a sleeve,imagine the real bacon would look like that.
This just makes me want a BLT. But alas, I have not bacon, nor the proper motivation to acquire some.
This will sell well in Saudia Arabia for sure!
yes at first that was sarcasm but know this -- my friend in Iran washes with a pig shaped lufa -- an ultimate irony as most middle easterners are muslim, don't eat pork (or any animal that doesn't sweat -- like dog), and thinks pigs are religiously dirty.
so ahha maybe it will sell well.
Explaining it kills the joke...
I've stopped assuming that people anywhere in the world know anything about the middle east unless they are from there.
Hopefully 20 people came by my joke and learned something they didn't know -- like why middle easterners don't eat pork.
Darn it man! I could have wasted my time looking it up. Now I have look for something else to do ='(
Tacky and tasteless.
Next time they introduce a paper wrapper for $99.99...
hahaha I'm sure this will offend self-righteous, animal loving iPhone lovers everywhere. I, on the other hand, now have a strange craving for bacon.
Apple Inc. = Acme Inc.
Apple customers = Wyle E. Coyote
Heh Heh Heh
The phone in the picture has 12 emails. Someone disable push before the battery runs out.
No comments on how insanely stupid this product is? You apple fanatics haven't lost your cookies, you tossed them out the window.
Now go put your bunny slippers on your VW bug so the tires dont get cold at night.
Am I the only person who finds the idea of a "Bacon Wrapped iPhone" delicious?
only if you have it with a side of baconnaise:
http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php