e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster: the ultimate man purse

Let's get one thing straight right from the get-go: the e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster could definitely be considered the ultimate woman purse too, but that would first require you to actually find a female who would agree to said statement with a straight face. Following in the oh-so-daring footsteps of the nearly legendary Remote Wrangler is this piece: a mishmash that's half C.O.P.S., half Brenthaven and 100% gnarly. Aside from providing the perfect cover for carrying your essentials underneath a suit, it offers up plenty of space for a smartphone, a backup mobile, a writing utensil, a few earbuds and, if positioned correctly, a Chrome 45. That's a lot of badassery for just $69.95.

[Via I4U News]

[Wwhat Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:25AM]

Visitors of IKEA

[MrIronic Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:37AM]

We're English.

[SkonOfVulcan Posted Nov 18th 2008 5:39AM]

What's a 'ruck' and why do you need a sack for it?

[Gad Get Posted Nov 18th 2008 7:50AM]

Ruck: a wrinkle or crease in a piece of cloth, or in needlework. --Webster

[DaytonXD9 Posted Nov 18th 2008 12:26PM]

UK Police? Shoot? Don't they have to have guns for that?

[z0phi3l Posted Nov 18th 2008 10:32AM]

Kinda hard for the cops to shoot you since the vast majority of Bobbies don't carry a weapon?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 2:29AM]

TSA Approved hahahahahah

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 3rd 2008 7:56AM]

Expensive piece of shit. might be made by Microsoft

[akarol Posted Nov 18th 2008 2:51AM]

I thought the original Mr. Clean died recently?!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:38AM]

check the www.nogun.hu site. a much better one is in production since... 1998? english will follow shortly

[Wwhat Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:30AM]

The double layer of the velcro on the shoulder should make a ugly bump visible in the suitjacket, little design flaw there perhaps

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:47AM]

The only way I'd ever be caught dead in that ass ugly piece of crap is if I were...well...dead.

[Gad Get Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:52AM]

Fail!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:52AM]

The only thing that a man should have a shoulder holster for is a gun.

[SkonOfVulcan Posted Nov 18th 2008 5:31AM]

Haven't you heard? They don't make them no more partner... leastwise not since the Duke passed on.

[isharci Posted Nov 18th 2008 4:17AM]

Put some cups on it for his moobs and it's a winner!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 4:27AM]

Sorry to say it guys but I could use something like this, we go to the Philippines about every year and I tell you I carry all my important things like money/cards, passport and Id's in a small under arm shoulder wallet. With my growing list of gadgets( Atom Life, Cybershot, PSP, Mem cards, ext batteries for phone and camera and PSP, hell I need the space. Then I would just have to practise dislocating my shoulder so I can hold my arm down as if there was not a tun of shit under it.

[SkonOfVulcan Posted Nov 18th 2008 5:26AM]

Awwww....... you guys just don't get it! If you buy this and wear it youre required to carry that 007 special edition Sony VAIO in it's matching metal breifcase and have a license plate that says 007 on your custom Yugo. And always tell the bartender "shaken not stirred". (Think mid life crises)


In reality I can see this getting banned from all airports. You real could get shot trying to take a call.

[loocas Posted Nov 18th 2008 6:55AM]

Another "crises" joke?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 5:54AM]

bold men are so hot and wet!

[SewerShark Posted Nov 18th 2008 5:59AM]

I miss the chuck norris montage from gizmodo =(

[loocas Posted Nov 18th 2008 5:59AM]

Is it fireproof?

It better be...

[BratPAQ Posted Nov 18th 2008 9:04AM]

why? you fear that people will set you on fire when seen wearing this?......and only this.

[loocas Posted Nov 18th 2008 2:43PM]

Exactly! ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 8:00AM]

"Chrome 45"???? Maybe a stainless Colt 1911 Government model, if you wanna drop the cash. Heck, I'd be satisfied with a Springfield Armory 1911. Cheaper than a full-cost iPhone 3g, doesn't need batteries, and will last a lot longer after initial purchase. Oh, and they're both .45 caliber semiautomatic pistols (or handguns). BTW: a Howitzer is a gun. Smaller arms are pistols or rifles. Sheesh. Geeks...

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 10:07AM]

Glock 21.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 28th 2008 3:08PM]

For the 9-5 james bond's among us.

[nscreated Posted Nov 18th 2008 8:35AM]

You guys are all wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Cragen

Also, I would be in the market for a discreet, wearable netbook-sized pocket. Something that could hide inside a jacket without flopping or sagging would be really slick. Who wouldn't like to be able to produce a netbook "out of nowhere" when the need arose?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 10:52AM]

yeah i would probably buy one of those

[RAS Posted Nov 18th 2008 9:26AM]

He's trying to look all "bad-ass" in the photo. Bald head, serious expression, all butched up. But then he's holding his hands in such a way that it makes me believe he's been on the wrong end of a blowjob or two.

[DaytonXD9 Posted Nov 18th 2008 12:26PM]

As long as you're wearing a sport coat over it... I could almost see the purpose.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 10:07AM]

Must... have... Bad... Assery...

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 9:59AM]

So slick. I got to have it!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 10:06AM]

If they made one for a Glock I'd get it, I've been considering a shoulder holster over a belt holster for awhile.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 10:49AM]

So many good comments! Can't compete here....

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 12:24PM]

It also functions as a male chastity belt. Your virginity will be safe with this thing.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 19th 2008 8:41AM]

That depends entirely on how much cash you have stashed next to your phone...

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 12:34PM]

MURSE!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 18th 2008 7:13PM]

So, who is the target audience? Guys who get laid too much and need to become less attractive?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 19th 2008 10:25AM]

It's a European Carry All.