Nokia N96 Bruce Lee Edition: the only thing tougher than Chuck Norris
OMG OMG OMG... sorry, but our inner Japanese school-girl was just unleashed with the arrival of the Nokia N96 Bruce Lee Edition. If Nokia had any sense, they'd expand the action-doll bundle to the world beyond Hong Kong. Even for 8,788 Chinese Yuan (about $1,286) we're seriously tempted. Watch Bruce clean up at ping pong in the Nokia video posted after the break -- no, really.
[Via Unwired View, Thanks Robin oL]
[Via Unwired View, Thanks Robin oL]

















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
)law( @ Nov 20th 2008 6:09AM
Will it make Bruce Lee noises when I open and close it ?
Rogue_Genius @ Nov 20th 2008 9:44AM
*WHOOOO-TAAAAAAAH!!!!* when powering on
*frontkick to the face every time you send a text message*
GiF @ Nov 23rd 2008 4:23PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!
GiF @ Nov 23rd 2008 4:24PM
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off!
Crypt @ Nov 20th 2008 6:11AM
LIES!!!! NOTHING IS GREATER THEN CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
deyanimay @ Nov 20th 2008 6:33AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLEVxqgpODc
Bender123 @ Nov 20th 2008 9:41AM
Nothing is tougher than Chuck Norris, but the Blend Tech Blender is at least as tough as him...WILL IT BLEND!!! YES!!! Except Chuck Norris...but it didnt break either, making them equal.
Magallanes @ Nov 20th 2008 7:48AM
Ackbar :ITS A TRAP!.
The n96 is one of the most disappointed Nokia products :In comparison with the previous model (n95 8gb) is slower, lack of 3d chip, the camera is not as good, the dual flash is meh, the cellphone is bigger, the screen resolution is still 240x320.
Christy McGrory @ Nov 20th 2008 1:31PM
Wow, those ranks are so low I thought the page had glitched.
Derrve @ Nov 20th 2008 6:11AM
The doll and packaging looks mint, shame about the phone.
patriotsn1 @ Nov 20th 2008 6:13AM
Why would you go and say that?! We ALL know that the Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee fight has been digitally simulated numerous times, each time resulting in the creation of a new universe of absolute awesomeness.
g3n3tix @ Nov 20th 2008 7:14AM
Everyone knows that this video is a fake, a was the landing on the moon.
Tarnation @ Nov 20th 2008 8:45AM
If Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick ever connected with Bruce Lee's fist the world as we know it would collapse in on itself. The sheer awesomeness of the fight would result in catastrophic destruction.
BuddhaBoy @ Nov 20th 2008 6:19AM
Hell yeah! Now if they would only release the Chuck Norris and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar editions we'd be all set with the Nokia Game of Death collection.
Andy! @ Nov 20th 2008 6:27AM
"Nokia N96 Bruce Lee .... addition"?
Bruce Lee + Chuck Norris = Profit???
Andy! @ Nov 20th 2008 6:31AM
I can't believe you just corrected that! Grrr!
AgonS @ Nov 20th 2008 6:31AM
Get with the times people, the internet no longer likes chucknorris.
http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com/
David Watkins @ Nov 20th 2008 6:33AM
shit i need this. this being i bought a n-95 a week ago... fail.
David Watkins @ Nov 20th 2008 6:33AM
He is so gonna kill you in your sleep.
seym @ Nov 20th 2008 6:34AM
FAIL! There is no such thing tougher than Chuck Norris!
Patriks7 @ Nov 20th 2008 6:39AM
No way!
Chuck Norris with a BB gun will kick the crap out of Bruce Lee even if he had 100 snipers for his support :p
David Watkins @ Nov 20th 2008 6:48AM
As if he even needed the BB gun...
ill trooper @ Nov 20th 2008 10:47AM
Study your history, and watch 'Way of the Dragon'... You might have to rethink your internet meme!
aznofazns @ Nov 20th 2008 6:47AM
Wait... is this video for real?
Tom Robertson @ Nov 20th 2008 6:51AM
I don't know, but it's the greatest thing on earth.
Richard Lai @ Nov 20th 2008 7:00AM
That's not Bruce Lee in the video - it's just a tribute to him (as it says in the video, in Chinese).
ilh @ Nov 20th 2008 8:49AM
Thanks for ruining my day. Why can't you let us have our dreams that it was real.
Grey Acumen @ Nov 20th 2008 10:18AM
Damn, cause I was about to say, that totally looks like something Bruce Lee would have done, maybe even something he actually has done.
ITRanger @ Nov 20th 2008 6:52AM
Sigh.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris went to Bruce Lee's martial arts school for lessons along with other celebrities. Credit where credit is due. Bruce was unequalled by anyone.
Vianon @ Nov 20th 2008 7:48AM
Only unlike other celebrities, Chuck Norris got tenure.
E @ Nov 20th 2008 12:18PM
Absolutely false.
Chuck Norris got his 1st Dan (black belt) in Tang Soo Do Moo Duk Kwan while stationed at Osan Air Force Base in Korea.
Fusion Fuzo 05 - Proffessional @ Nov 20th 2008 7:17AM
NICE
Tu @ Nov 20th 2008 7:28AM
I piss on Chuckie, he's white enough said.
Dom Capers @ Nov 25th 2008 2:19AM
Racist much? ahh must be a BO supporter!!
nowonder @ Nov 20th 2008 7:32AM
Uma looked much better in that outfit...
Dead_Rebel @ Nov 20th 2008 8:51AM
hahahaha +1!
Richy @ Nov 20th 2008 7:36AM
Chuck Norris doesn't need a phone. He just talks in a low gravelly voice, and everyone listens.
To hang up, he roundhouse kick's you in the face.
My favourite Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Mobius_1 @ Nov 20th 2008 8:05AM
Has it got martial arts ringtones? Or does a mini Bruce Lee jump out and punch you to remind you when a phone call comes in?
Grey Acumen @ Nov 20th 2008 10:21AM
no, the ringtone just goes like this:
"wwwwWWWAh-tcHAAaa!"
Which, of course, causes everyone to pick up their phone as fast as possible in order to call 911 as an instinctual act of self preservation.
Ineed911 @ Nov 20th 2008 8:15AM
maybe Nokia is getting smarter...
Ayman @ Nov 20th 2008 11:12AM
with fists of fury!
Superevil @ Nov 20th 2008 8:38AM
Chuck Norris is a creationist pussy.
Dom Capers @ Nov 25th 2008 2:14AM
Your mama is a evil bitchilist pussy and she stinks. Chuck would knock you out and make you eat it. Enough said.
Necrotix @ Nov 20th 2008 9:04AM
Fact: This is awesome.
Fact: We landed on the moon-go watch the Mythbusters about it--they left a reflective plate there and when they zeroed in on the coordinates, it reflected back.
Fact: Jeet Kune Do is the purest fighting system. Bruce Lee invented it, taught it, and was the greatest martial artist of the 20th century.
Fact: Being a creationist does not make you a pussy. Come here, I'll show you.
Félix @ Nov 20th 2008 9:29AM
Fact : You defenitely lack any sense of humour.
Fact : Noone will ever seriously consider that Chuck Norris might kick Bruce Lee's ass and everyone knows bruce lee was the finest fighter of this century.. blabla..
People talk shit about Chuck Norris because it's funny, and to piss people like you off , because it's even more funny.
Fact : Being a creationist is a perfect proof that you're brain damaged and/or brainwashed.
There are very little countries in which creationism is considered a valid theory : USA, afghanistan(when taliban ruled), pakistan, ...
What's the link ?? religious extremists.
Get a brain, forget want you've been told all your life ,just for one second,and try to think by yourself once in your life.
I know you parents/guru/"priest" told you never to question anything but believe me it is very healthy to do question everything, that's the only way to go.
Nomi @ Nov 20th 2008 11:04AM
Wow..get your facts right. Muslims don't believe in creationism (at least in the form that American churches are defending) and agree with the ideas of natural selection, evolution and survival of the fittest.
And way to bring religion into a tech blog....
Matthewmongan @ Nov 20th 2008 4:32PM
you know what they say about the unexamined life....
In regards to jeet kun do; it is not a fighting system its a supplementary theory largely based on the Yip Man Wing Chun system. Read the Tao of Jeet Kun Do before you spew fallacious arguments all over the internets. What do you think the "No way as Way" argument is all about?
Jessie Martin @ Nov 25th 2008 2:31AM
WOW FELIX is quite the BIGOT!!!! Just because somebody believes differently then you doesn't make them wrong. I believe in Science buttttttt most of the time scientists are WRRRONGGGGGGG and eventually get something right until another scientist decides the first one was wrong and so on and so on HAHAHA.. IT is scientific theories douchebag.Even if you believe in them they are still theories. Eggs are good for you,eggs are bad for you,Global ice age,Global warming, LOL STFU you know no more then anyone else guessing about things.When you believe your group is superior to anothers then you become a racist bigot and a douchebag. Oh yeah and a religious bigot too hahahaha...
andrew wood @ Nov 27th 2008 8:05AM
'Come here, I'll show you' - from the man using an avatar, on the internet. Or, the most meaningless statement ever made. I bet you're a 12 year old girl.
Pussy. Come here and prove you're not.
Dhomas @ Nov 20th 2008 9:40AM
Thomas Ricker, resident Engadget writer, died Thursday morning in New York City. He is survived by a talented staff of witty gadget journalists. The cause of death was undetermined at the time of writing, but it is suspected he passed due to a well-placed round-house kick. His family requests that in lieu of flowers, donations are sent to the Centre for the Hapless Uninformed: Chuck Kills foundation.