H-Bouya USB "toy" blinks, accuses you of procrastinating

We know exactly what you're thinking: this is insanely awesome and not at all creepy, where can I get three of these (two for myself, one for my best friend)? Well, we're not really sure, but we'll tell you what we do know. His name seems to be H-Bouya and he's a USB device who blinks every time you type "h" -- as in "Hello there, my hairless, large-headed cohort (that's five, we can probably do better than that). He might do some other things like make random noises or cry when you unplug him, but he's probably just destined to take his place on your desk next to that framed photo of Han Solo and the mini-Mulder doll, silently accusing you of "not doing any work." We don't know where you can get one, or how much he'll cost, but we've got a feeling he'll be affordable.