Neoi 906E is world's first, thinnest, most beautiful, most calculator-esque QWERTY phone

We like to keep a positive attitude around here, so we're trying not to be overly um... skeptical about this one, even though "World's" followed by anything awesome (in this case "thinnest," and "first micro sized Java J2Me hand phone") sets off a few alarms. The Neoi 906E, at least in the renders, is an exceedingly thin GSM / GPRS handset with a QWERTY keyboard, though beyond that, it's all pretty unimpressive and run of the mill. It's got an MP3 player, a camera, a microSD slot, plus some shortcut keys on the upper right of the phone, but details about its actual specs are a bit sparse. It's not clear when or where the 906E is going to be available, but it doesn't seem like Neoi plans to cut out the middle man -- the minimum order number is 500.

[Thanks, Fredrik J]

[JerJer @ Dec 16th 2008 10:55AM]

...with the worlds first cell phone screen smaller than my penis...?

[Gad Get @ Dec 16th 2008 10:58AM]

More than we wanted to know, thank you very much!

[JamesR @ Dec 16th 2008 11:00AM]

Ummm. Really? Wow.

[Alex L. @ Dec 16th 2008 11:20AM]

Low self-esteem on the internets?!

My god, the end must be near...

[Flashpoint @ Dec 16th 2008 11:22AM]

flacid or erect?

[suprxtragrav @ Dec 16th 2008 11:25AM]

you mean bigger than your penis right? i'm sure you meant bigger.

[JerJer @ Dec 16th 2008 12:02PM]

hahaha. worth it.

[page87 and counting @ Dec 17th 2008 12:23AM]

You DO realize that this means EVERY OTHER cell phone in the world has a BIGGER screen than your penis, right? This would include that sweet cell phone watch with the 1.8" OLED display.

[Stevie Wonder @ Dec 16th 2008 11:02AM]

That phone hurts my eyes!

[Homeboy @ Dec 16th 2008 11:03AM]

MOAR BUTTONS PLZZ.

[boredtoday @ Dec 16th 2008 12:16PM]

heheh +!1!

[refusedaredead @ Dec 16th 2008 11:05AM]

the only thinnest calculator-esque marvel was the Samsung P300!
I have it and will never change phone (until it dies) it's just so pretty, small, and rare!

[Sara @ Dec 16th 2008 11:34AM]

You lucky bugger, I always wanted one of those... And now they're rare! :'(

[baalpeteor @ Dec 16th 2008 2:50PM]

hmm as rare as putting in "buy samsung p300" on ebay and finding plenty to buy.

[phail @ Dec 16th 2008 9:22PM]

there arent any on ebay. only batteries and accessories.

[keane @ Dec 16th 2008 11:14AM]

It can't be all THAT thin if the headphone jack is on the face...

[StalematE @ Dec 16th 2008 11:20AM]

that would be the send button...

[GingerFox @ Dec 16th 2008 11:43AM]

bahahahaha lol send 3.5 ah the confusion, not but really it is a send button^.^

[Decoy @ Dec 16th 2008 2:00PM]

If it was, that pink one would be the microphone jack.

Making ultra thin devices with bits missing has been done.

[Alex L. @ Dec 16th 2008 11:17AM]

"Worlds"

Not only ours but many other worlds, now THAT'S a bold statement...

[htd @ Dec 16th 2008 11:32AM]

if I were to re-design this, I would move this directional buttons down to the left bottom(as double function for those qwerty), so the screen will take the entire top... otherwise the world's smallest screen on the phone isn't useful...

[ZIG @ Dec 16th 2008 11:33AM]

fail

[Dee @ Dec 16th 2008 11:42AM]

Who's supposed to use this, Munchkins? I can imagine even they would have problems typing on that keyboard.
Cool concept, lacking practical usage.

[Alexandre Emond @ Dec 16th 2008 1:06PM]

@Who's supposed to use this?
Scoolgirls for texting in classrooms and buses while looking sexy and fun. Sell it with 20$/m,100m,unlimited E-W.E. + unlimited texting. Sounds a good $$ market to me. My daughter is chatting over 10h per week, that could be good to her.

[mocax @ Dec 16th 2008 11:47AM]

reminds me of ye olde Casio electronic organizer i had back in the 90s

[Loonie @ Dec 16th 2008 11:57AM]

There's... something quite charming about that device.

[ran @ Dec 16th 2008 12:19PM]

Looks like it has a small screen with Timex watch-like buttons.

What's the point of thin if you can't use it?

[000000 @ Dec 16th 2008 12:23PM]

Somebody short this companies stock now.

[nxp3 @ Dec 16th 2008 12:37PM]

What is the point of putting a keyboard on a screen that small? There should be a law against stupidity.

[StalematE @ Dec 16th 2008 12:45PM]

but the stupid people are the ones that make the laws...

[b3nign @ Dec 16th 2008 1:10PM]

This is reminiscent of the old school Casio calculator watch I sported in 2nd grade.

[crow610 @ Dec 16th 2008 1:24PM]

psss

It's a Peek.

http://www.getpeek.com/

[Félix @ Dec 16th 2008 1:59PM]

How can one be stupid enough to make a phone that BIG with a screen that Small and still call himself a designer..
Or you now a man.

[Dave Chappelle @ Dec 16th 2008 6:16PM]

"most beautiful"

where is it? I do not see it.