Neoi 906E is world's first, thinnest, most beautiful, most calculator-esque QWERTY phone
By Laura June 
posted Dec 16th 2008 10:49AM
posted Dec 16th 2008 10:49AM
We like to keep a positive attitude around here, so we're trying not to be overly um... skeptical about this one, even though "World's" followed by anything awesome (in this case "thinnest," and "first micro sized Java J2Me hand phone") sets off a few alarms. The Neoi 906E, at least in the renders, is an exceedingly thin GSM / GPRS handset with a QWERTY keyboard, though beyond that, it's all pretty unimpressive and run of the mill. It's got an MP3 player, a camera, a microSD slot, plus some shortcut keys on the upper right of the phone, but details about its actual specs are a bit sparse. It's not clear when or where the 906E is going to be available, but it doesn't seem like Neoi plans to cut out the middle man -- the minimum order number is 500.
[Thanks, Fredrik J]
[Thanks, Fredrik J]
...with the worlds first cell phone screen smaller than my penis...?
More than we wanted to know, thank you very much!
Ummm. Really? Wow.
Low self-esteem on the internets?!
My god, the end must be near...
flacid or erect?
you mean bigger than your penis right? i'm sure you meant bigger.
hahaha. worth it.
You DO realize that this means EVERY OTHER cell phone in the world has a BIGGER screen than your penis, right? This would include that sweet cell phone watch with the 1.8" OLED display.
That phone hurts my eyes!
MOAR BUTTONS PLZZ.
heheh +!1!
the only thinnest calculator-esque marvel was the Samsung P300!
I have it and will never change phone (until it dies) it's just so pretty, small, and rare!
You lucky bugger, I always wanted one of those... And now they're rare! :'(
hmm as rare as putting in "buy samsung p300" on ebay and finding plenty to buy.
there arent any on ebay. only batteries and accessories.
It can't be all THAT thin if the headphone jack is on the face...
that would be the send button...
bahahahaha lol send 3.5 ah the confusion, not but really it is a send button^.^
If it was, that pink one would be the microphone jack.
Making ultra thin devices with bits missing has been done.
"Worlds"
Not only ours but many other worlds, now THAT'S a bold statement...
if I were to re-design this, I would move this directional buttons down to the left bottom(as double function for those qwerty), so the screen will take the entire top... otherwise the world's smallest screen on the phone isn't useful...
fail
Who's supposed to use this, Munchkins? I can imagine even they would have problems typing on that keyboard.
Cool concept, lacking practical usage.
@Who's supposed to use this?
Scoolgirls for texting in classrooms and buses while looking sexy and fun. Sell it with 20$/m,100m,unlimited E-W.E. + unlimited texting. Sounds a good $$ market to me. My daughter is chatting over 10h per week, that could be good to her.
reminds me of ye olde Casio electronic organizer i had back in the 90s
There's... something quite charming about that device.
Looks like it has a small screen with Timex watch-like buttons.
What's the point of thin if you can't use it?
Somebody short this companies stock now.
What is the point of putting a keyboard on a screen that small? There should be a law against stupidity.
but the stupid people are the ones that make the laws...
This is reminiscent of the old school Casio calculator watch I sported in 2nd grade.
psss
It's a Peek.
http://www.getpeek.com/
How can one be stupid enough to make a phone that BIG with a screen that Small and still call himself a designer..
Or you now a man.
"most beautiful"
where is it? I do not see it.