Crapgadget: Dead Santa edition

Nothing celebrates excess like a holiday murder immortalized in 10 bucks of USB-powered plastic. The Mini X'mas Desktop Snowman USB Aquarium Office Gift (really, that's the name) features a built-in motor that keeps Santa's corpse and undelivered package in constant motion. Festive, sure, but only if you share The Snowman's contemptuous glee at becoming the number one pitch man for the holidays. Hurry, only two left.

[GingerFox Posted Dec 17th 2008 6:15AM]

WFT??

[E71 Posted Dec 17th 2008 6:18AM]

That's because it's the snowman's turn to reign over the north pole.

[Gad Get Posted Dec 17th 2008 6:44AM]

@ GingerFox

Actually, it's "WTF," not "WFT." To keep it straight in my head, I find it helpful to think of it as an acronym for "Wednesday, Thursday, Friday."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 6:58AM]

What Fhe Tuck

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:18AM]

What?? Fuck That!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:20AM]

"To keep it straight in my head, I find it helpful to think of it as an acronym for "Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.""

Because you often forget what a acronym means when you go to use it?

Impressive

[GingerFox Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:25AM]

oops haha sorry, i was just soo outraged lol, i type too fast for myself sometimes, then dont proof read, im not an idiot i swearXD

[theweeklymancast dave Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:38AM]

no one prfforades tiher pstos on any bolg.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:52AM]

I like global warming because its cold where i come from but I don't know if I'm ok with this.

[Mr Death Posted Dec 17th 2008 11:35AM]

What I love is that the site selling this thing states that the "built-in motor creates a current for the included Santa Claus and claus gift (yes, they are fake)".

What? Fake? They look so frickin' realistic!! o_O

[Aguiluz Posted Dec 17th 2008 6:49AM]

Ouch...

[blash Posted Dec 17th 2008 10:25AM]

NOOOO!!!! If I buy this, then the Snowman will kill me too!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 6:57AM]

satans så får jeg heller ikke nogle gaver i år eller måske var han allerede død så det er derfor jeg ikke har fået de sidste par år..
jeg viste det..

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:03AM]

No, the reason is because you're a danish jerk

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2008 5:15AM]

Foda-se então não vou receber prendas este ano ou talvez ele já estivesse morto e por isso é que não recebi nos últimos anos...
Já percebi...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:16AM]

caralho vc fala portuguese e entendi dinamarques..
parabéns meu

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:16AM]

Cansei de ser sexy?

[Oli D Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:50AM]

Darf ich bitte seinen Mutti ficken?

[loocas Posted Dec 17th 2008 1:02PM]

Oli, I only got "ficken" and that's when I high-ranked you ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 4:58PM]

What is going on here? I see Danish, Portuguese, and German, and all of the comments are either random nonsense or I ***** your mother jokes.. It's like a U.N. convention...

[Mr Biggz Posted Dec 17th 2008 6:58AM]

I knew the snowmen would take it too far one day.

[MrHashbrown Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:06AM]

Actually it looks like the snowman and Santa are getting kinky.

[derX Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:21AM]

Hashbrown Hunter, now that you mention it, doesn't look like Mrs. Claus is going to enjoy seeing this.

...or maybe she will.


Really, it's not my place to judge.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:09AM]

all that and no bubbles?

sigh....

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 7:43AM]

Pobrecito Papá Noel =(

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:19AM]

See what global warming is doing...! It's killing Santa

[RioRyan Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:40AM]

Santa dies but frosty the snowman is in perfect condition and you blame global warming? Hmm...

[Chris Bell Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:05PM]

Santa is a very sensitive guy. He's like frogs.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:41AM]

Saint Claus isn't dead yet. Go saint Claus!! I'll place my socks on the fireplace..

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:39AM]

Now look at that... the first USB crapgadget with integrated UPS.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 8:55AM]

I think people are missing the real WTF here: the USB port on the back of the item is type A, which is for USB master devices. The cable they give you to connect it to your PC is delightfully wrong - type A on both ends!

Just wait for someone to try connecting two PCs with that cable. I hope their PCs have good power protection circuitry!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 17th 2008 10:45AM]

this christmas is "rooo-eeeen'd"