Caption Contest: 49-foot ASIMO makes trees, dancers look tiny

There's nothing that screams "end of the world" quite like a 49-foot ASIMO towering over a forest, but we'd prefer to ignore inevitable doom long enough to imagine what exactly a 49-foot ASIMO would scream.

Thomas: "Dance I said! Dance!"
Chris: "Hey, did we remember to fix that bug where he falls down stairs?"
Joe: "Where's Arthur Murray when we need him the most?"
Darren: "Wait, Dancing With The Stars said what? No pimp canes? That's a deal-breaker."
Paul: "In his musical debut, 'ASIMO Takes the Stairs,' the eponymous star provides a surprisingly self-deprecating reenactment of the moments leading up to his infamous tumble. Music by Elton John."
Nilay: "Not to be outdone, iRobot later sucked the entire city of Pasadena into a football field-sized Roomba."
Don: "After years of toiling away at two-bit trade shows, ASIMO finally realized his dream project: Mr. Peanut: The Musical."
Ross: "Having been turned down by both Ultrazoid and Voltron, the giant ASIMO checked his RAM for a dance number he could do solo."
Josh T.: "Moments later, running ASIMO's 'Jazz Hands' script sent dancers flying hundreds of feet to their grizzly deaths."
Josh F.: "I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!"
Cesar (from Zune): "I for one welcome our inflatable robot overlords. With a dance!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 20th 2008 9:16AM]

But will it bend?[sic]

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 20th 2008 9:23AM]

Sidney always felt he stood out when he attended these eharmony singles dances...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 20th 2008 9:27AM]

Most of the other people from match.com were already dancing when Lewis arrived. His blind date from Inflatable-Mates had a leak and was going to be late to the dance.

[ws62350 Posted Dec 20th 2008 10:53AM]

DANCE!!!! IF WE DON'T ASIMO-ZILLA WILL SEE US!!! DANCE FOR YOU'RE LIVES PEOPLE!!! I SAID DANCE!!!!!

[BenSg Posted Dec 26th 2008 12:06PM]

Beware: This could be the 21st century Trojan horse to be used by Al-qaeda

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 20th 2008 12:21PM]

Having not read the fine print on the prototype Nvidia Enzyte chip, Honda engineers tried one in their next gen. Asimo engineering mule . . .

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 20th 2008 1:13PM]

I for one welcome our new giant robot overlords

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 20th 2008 1:58PM]

HEY DORTHY!!! IS IT ME OR DO THESE MUNCHKIN LOOK SMALLER?? I DONT THINK THIS IS OZ.

[JeremyBenthem Posted Dec 20th 2008 3:00PM]

When Dancing with the Stars needs their Megazords...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 21st 2008 1:52AM]

ZOLTAN!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 21st 2008 3:10AM]

Everything is coming up Roses in Pasadena - Even Asimo! :)

[xanatos451 Posted Dec 21st 2008 9:16AM]

Klaatu Barata N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 21st 2008 4:49PM]

you Scratch my back, ill scratch yours...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 21st 2008 5:36PM]

"ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US" - to the theme from New York, New York

[Ethan Posted Dec 21st 2008 7:06PM]

After throwing the ceiling off of the theatre, Asimo was going to find it hard to get work in NYC ever again.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 21st 2008 10:20PM]

"Aren't you guys suppose to be swimming towards an egg or something....?"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 22nd 2008 9:04AM]

"Sorry! Excuse me! Coming through!"
Asimo wondered, suddenly, whether his GPS had steered him wrong.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2008 8:34AM]

All your base...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 24th 2008 11:50AM]

Which one of these things don't belong here ...
Oh, it's the couple on the platform on the right.
She's sitting on his lap instead of standing.
I WIN!!!
lol